LISTEN V. RATE: The Official GRIMES Rate (WINNER REVEALED!)

Mess not a triple tie

Thankfully not. The next elimination is #43, the one after that is #42, and then there's a two-way tie. The songs that make up that tie will both be #40, to keep things clean. So really, the top 40 is actually 41 songs.
 
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#43

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DEVON
6.777777778
My Score: 8.5
(@caladan: 10) HIGHEST V. LOWEST (@Untouchable Ace: 1)


Remember when I mentioned that a song I thought was well loved in Grimes fandom was kinda bombing out? This is that song. Honestly, letting this one go so early is a hell of a choice. To my ears, it’s easily the best song on Halfaxa. It’s no secret that I think Halfaxa is melodically her weakest record, but the melody here is rock fucking solid and gorgeous to boot. I love how she's singing in her lower register and the instrumental is like 80s The Cure with some salsa realness thrown in. And if that all wasn’t enough, the song is serving lyrics: “Oh, my love, I am low/'Cause you are asking me to go/And I know I am holding onto dust.” Seriously: when will your faves? I’m actually regretting not giving it that extra half a point (and honestly, I’m not at all sure why I didn’t). We need more songs that approach heartbreak in such a poetic way.

You know who is also bopping to the salsa beat? Cutlery, who gives it a 9 and says, “Salsa-influenced JAM! Talks about delusion and heartbreak through very poetic and drawn out verses. Hold on to dust and to my hand, queen, you will come out of this in the end while experimenting with real instruments.” caladan (10) gives us some context: “Perhaps the catchiest song from Halfaxa. It's about her ex-boyfriend Devon Welsh from the Canadian band Majical Cloudz.” This is indeed Halfaxa’s pop song. For that reason alone, I’m surprised it didn’t do better. In other news, constantino (8) is apparently posting from Devon county?: “We love a touching tribute to the county I study in. This is really, really pretty and one of the more memorable cuts from the album.” Yes, this song was definitely the most instant for me, probably because it hints at her later more pop-influenced work, as Mirwais Ahmadzai (8) so astutely points out: “Grimes through and through. While a lot of Halfaxa can be a chore to listen to, Devon is probably (in my opinion) the first song to hint at what’s ahead for Grimes.” Trouble in Paradise underrates the fuck out of it with a 6.5, but makes up for that with a beautiful description: “I love how some of Grime’s songs have that sensation of hearing a really great song coming from another room. There’s a surreal distance in this song that creates a deep sense of longing. If only it was a minute shorter...” *pastes the bolded sentence to secret document containing quotes stolen from more eloquent people* Last but not least, Xanax (9) says: “I could listen to this on repeat for hours.”

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cat: Her music makes me think of a ghast.

Devon Rusinek: Whoa, I have a song named after me. Cool

Romana Iaccarino: thanks, my boyfriend just dump me and didnt know if I wanted to die or kill him.

I quite like this atmospheric fan-made video:

 
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Remember when I mentioned that a song I thought was well loved in Grimes fandom was kinda bombing out? This is that song.
I can't believe Devon left the rate so soon. Do you even have good taste?

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#42

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KNOW THE WAY (OUTRO)
6.861111111
My Score: 6
(@Posh Spears: 10) HIGHEST V. LOWEST (@HappyBirthday, @Hurricane Drunk: 4)


This song sounds nice and I’m into the tranquility of it, but I also think it’s one of the least essential songs in Grimes's discography. It kinda reminds me of “Life The Vivid Dream,” but without the memorable melody. While I plan on having some lit meditation sessions to it, I don’t think it’s a particularly good outro since it ends the album on such an unmemorable note. I’m actually a little pressed that y’all think this is better than “Devon” and “World Princess,” but werk.

constantino (9.5) gets a bit…detailed: “Genuinely one of my favourite album outros of all time. Even though the dripping sounds make me need a piss, what comes after is pure magic. I’d kill for a more fleshed out version of this; the melody and skeletal production is EVERYTHING.” Okay, but this not exactly “Mer Girl”…Yet it seems that I’m outnumbered in thinking Know The Way is a meh outro because Trouble in Paradise (7) says, “A pleasant and fitting closer. There’s a space to it that isn’t present in a lot of Grimes’s music that lets you breath and process everything you’ve just musically been through.” And then caladan (9) says, “A very pleasant way to end this masterpiece called Visions.” And then Xanax (6.5) says: “Its a good outro.” And then Satyress (9) says, “Perfect outro. Very esoteric.” The moral of this story is: sometimes being right is a lonely experience. Speaking of experiences, it seems like Posh Spears (10) is having one to this song: “I know this is so short but there have been times where I just listened to it on repeat over 10 times. It’s an ethereal instrumental.” Earth Intruders (7) is having reservations about rating outros and presumably interludes: “It's fine as an outro, I feel weird about comparing it to the other songs though... I don't know.” Well, just listen to the song again. It will help you know the way (outro).

Let’s move onto our final panelist before the jokes get even worse. Cutlery (8.5) says, “Sounds like nothing else in the album, as Grimes took it back, with its 19th Century sample, to its very roots. The whole thing sounds like a water nymph singing by the river in a cold day, and the finding your path aspect of “And I know the way / I know the way / I know the way / I can believe in me” gives hopeful closure to the multiple themes explored throughout Visions.” That water nymph image almost makes me want to re-evaluate my opinion. Almost.

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John Naglick: Basically the dopest song ever while coming off of acid

Meagan Bauman: Does anyone else hear God's not real repeated at the end. Creepy subliminal message. Plus the lyrics. She give up the cross. She end her faith in love. This song is about ending faith in God.

cassie howells: Animal crossing
 
Top 40

Giedi Primes (4/11)=36% Remaining
Caladan
Rosa
Avi
Feyd Rautha Dark Heart


Halfaxa (6/16)=37% Remaining
Weregild
Heartbeats
Sagrad Прекрасный
Dreamfortress
Swan Song
My Sister Says The Saddest Things


Darkbloom (2/5)=40% Remaining
Vanessa
Crystal Ball


Visions (11/13)=84% Remaining
Infinite ♥ Without Fulfillment
Genesis
Oblivion
Circumambient
Vowels = Space And Time
Visiting Statue
Be A Body
Colour Of Moonlight (Antiochus)
Symphonia IX (My Wait Is U)
Nightmusic
Skin


Art Angels (13/14)=92% Remaining
laughing and not being normal
California
Flesh Without Blood
Belly Of The Beat
Kill V. Maim
Artangels
Easily
Pin
Realiti
World Princess II
Venus Fly
Life In The Vivid Dream
Butterfly


Extras (5/12)=41% Remaining
Go (featuring Blood Diamonds)
Entropy (with Bleachers)
Phone Sex (with Blood Diamonds)
Angel
Ambrosia​
 
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#44

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WORLD♥PRINCESS
6.694444444
My Score: 8
(@japanbonustrack, @Remorque: 10) HIGHEST V. LOWEST (@Trouble in Paradise, @happiestgirl: 2)


So lemme just get my World Princess Part II comparison out the way. I do prefer the sequel and think this song’s connection to Part II probably both helped and hurt its ranking: people like me probably embraced it more because it’s loosely associated with WPII whereas others might have thought, “WTF? This is so much worse.” It is worse, but I think it has plenty of its own merits and it’s my biggest loss so far. So what are those merits? First of all, it’s one of the most unique songs in her discography, for better or worse. I am so intrigued by the constantly shifting wall of vocals and how they are set atop the most minimal of beats. I’ve always been a sucker for songs in which the instrumental is mostly built out of vocals (one of my favorite songs is Imogen Heap’s “Hide and Seek”), so the song appeals to my tastes in that sense. Also? This shit is emotionally dynamic: there’s a strong undercurrent of darkness and sadness, especially with those weird insect sounds that pervade the track and the devastating subject matter, but it’s also heavenly and ethereal. I’m not sure whether to feel sad or content while listening to it and I love that emotional ambiguity. So while I’m not going to pretend this is an easy song to get into, I think it’s the third best song on Halfaxa and something of a discography highlight.

Let’s start with all the inevitable (but understandable) comparisons to Part II:

“I wonder how she got from this to part 2? Whatever it was I'm glad she progressed.”---Untouchable Ace (3.5).

“It’s no World Princess Part 2, is it?”---Mirwais Ahmadzai (6.5).

“Obviously, part 2 is FAR superior, but this is a lovely cut and a prelude for the excellence that’s to come.”---constantino (7.5).

“I prefer the Part II but this one is still enjoyable.”---caladan (8).

And then there’s this bit of Earth Intruders (8) commentary, which seems to compare it to Part II but also seems to not compare it to Part II. You can be the judge: “RIP to the people that listened to this after part 2.”

In contrast, Cutlery (9) resists comparisons: “I feel like it might be easy to dismiss this sorrowful number by drawing unneeded comparisons to its Art Angels successor. Regardless, the restless repetition of the few lyrics it contains accurately expresses the grief Claire experienced for this person and which we can all sympathize with from personal experience. Sometimes, especially when I'm feeling down, this is a difficult listen. But ultimately doing so helps making me feel better.” For Xanax (9.5), the song is sad but wonderfully so: “Depressing. But in the best way possible.” The main emotion that Trouble in Paradise (2) is feeling is boredom: “I feel like I’m a pretty big fan of weird Grimes but this song just feels aimless to me. I think I just don’t like Grimes songs with princess in the title.” Start getting yourself outfitted with armor and grenades while you still have time. The girls will come for you and I will help them. happiestgirl (2), on the other hand, is probably safe because she only comes for part one: “All these songs blend in to each other with their weirdness.” To be fair, Grimes is kinda the Queen of Weird.

I think the song’s emotional resonance is a big part of the reason it works, but Satyress (8), in two words, expresses what, in my view, is it’s primary strength: “Experimental and exciting.” And with that, we will send off this princess.

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Johnny Latimore: NOW I KNOW WHY ONE OF HER NEWER SONGS IS CALLED WORLD PRINCESS PART TWO

M Carter: stolen from 4chan /mu/: world princess is like dying, while world princess part ii is like being reborn

Onceuponascheme: Grimes seems a lot happier these days.
Y'all did this one sooo wrong.
 
He/Him
Mess. Y'all did Devon so WRONG! I was sure it'd be top 30
Know the Way is amazing, it should've outlasted Infinite Love but I'm kinda certain that one will be out soon too, so...
 
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#43

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DEVON
6.777777778
My Score: 8.5
(@caladan: 10) HIGHEST V. LOWEST (@Untouchable Ace: 1)


Remember when I mentioned that a song I thought was well loved in Grimes fandom was kinda bombing out? This is that song. Honestly, letting this one go so early is a hell of a choice. To my ears, it’s easily the best song on Halfaxa. It’s no secret that I think Halfaxa is melodically her weakest record, but the melody here is rock fucking solid and gorgeous to boot. I love how she's singing in her lower register and the instrumental is like 80s The Cure with some salsa realness thrown in. And if that all wasn’t enough, the song is serving lyrics: “Oh, my love, I am low/'Cause you are asking me to go/And I know I am holding onto dust.” Seriously: when will your faves? I’m actually regretting not giving it that extra half a point (and honestly, I’m not at all sure why I didn’t). We need more songs that approach heartbreak in such a poetic way.

You know who is also bopping to the salsa beat? Cutlery, who gives it a 9 and says, “Salsa-influenced JAM! Talks about delusion and heartbreak through very poetic and drawn out verses. Hold on to dust and to my hand, queen, you will come out of this in the end while experimenting with real instruments.” caladan (10) gives us some context: “Perhaps the catchiest song from Halfaxa. It's about her ex-boyfriend Devon Welsh from the Canadian band Majical Cloudz.” This is indeed Halfaxa’s pop song. For that reason alone, I’m surprised it didn’t do better. In other news, constantino (8) is apparently posting from Devon county?: “We love a touching tribute to the county I study in. This is really, really pretty and one of the more memorable cuts from the album.” Yes, this song was definitely the most instant for me, probably because it hints at her later more pop-influenced work, as Mirwais Ahmadzai (8) so astutely points out: “Grimes through and through. While a lot of Halfaxa can be a chore to listen to, Devon is probably (in my opinion) the first song to hint at what’s ahead for Grimes.” Trouble in Paradise underrates the fuck out of it with a 6.5, but makes up for that with a beautiful description: “I love how some of Grime’s songs have that sensation of hearing a really great song coming from another room. There’s a surreal distance in this song that creates a deep sense of longing. If only it was a minute shorter...” *pastes the bolded sentence to secret document containing quotes stolen from more eloquent people* Last but not least, Xanax (9) says: “I could listen to this on repeat for hours.”

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cat: Her music makes me think of a ghast.

Devon Rusinek: Whoa, I have a song named after me. Cool

Romana Iaccarino: thanks, my boyfriend just dump me and didnt know if I wanted to die or kill him.

I quite like this atmospheric fan-made video:


Okay sorry for that score it's good.
 

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