LISTEN V. RATE: The Official GRIMES Rate (WINNER REVEALED!)

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GIEDI PRIMES

6.428030303


"Despite its modest production values and relative simplicity, it's a cohesive, enchanting, and surprisingly assured debut."---Pitchfork.

"There is something so unusual about this record, an artifact that sounds as if it is being transmitted from space, as if it were coming from a more creative place than could be found on earth."---Consequence of Sound.

"Despite the esoteric veneer of this bedroom-born debut, Grimes (aka Claire Boucher) has packed ‘Geidi Primes’ with enough ideas to make for an instantly accessible and intimate listen."---NME.

64. Shadout Mapes-5.277777778
62. Gambang-5.611111111
60. Beast Infection-5.75
57. Grisgris-6
54. Sardaukar Levenbrech-6.111111111
52. Venus in Fleurs-6.305555556
50. Zoal, Face Dancer-6.361111111
40. Feyd Rautha Dark Heart-6.888888889
37. Caladan-6.972222222
35. Avi-7.138888889
22. Rosa-8.111111111

Highest Scorers
@caladan: 8.727272727
@japanbonustrack: 8.227272727
@Xanax: 7.75

Lowest Scorers
@Untouchable Ace: 3.090909091
@happiestgirl: 4.363636364
@Sanctuary: 4.636363636​

I was initially a bit surprised that Giedi Primes was the first album out, but now that I think about it, it's not that surprising. It didn't lose tracks as early as Halfaxa did, but Dreamfortress sounds more epic than anything on GP.
 
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#20/20

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DREAMFORTRESS

8.138888889
My Score: 8
(@Earth Intruders: 11, @japanbonustrack, @Cutlery, @caladan, @Mirwais Ahmadzaï: 10) HIGHEST V. LOWEST (@happiestgirl: 3)


The title of this song is quite apt because, in a sense, it’s like a fortress of sound. Or maybe more like a labyrinth. You’re invited in with that stunning Celtic-sounding string intro and then you gradually make your way through a series of sonic rooms, some of them eerie, some of them beautiful. The melodies are some of the best on the album and the production is among the best realized: I love all the ornate details and weirdly enough, the song has a certain ethereal groove to it. Honestly, I should have given this a half point more, but it suffers from a common Halfaxa problem: it’s WAY too long. I don’t think there are enough ideas to support its length. I always find myself turning it off before it ends even though it’s a highly pleasurable listening experience. That being said, I think it’s more than worthy of being Halfaxa’s last song standing. It seems very defining of the album’s overall ethos and aesthetic.

Trouble in Paradise reports to us from inside the dreamfortress (8.5): ““Dreamfortress” is such perfect name for this song cause it conjurs the sense of wandering in some beautiful yet terrifying dreamscape. The strings make it one of the most memorable songs off of Halfaxa and it has Grimes’s voice in its beautiful airy yet gritty highness. The midsong breakdown and build up show just how inspired of a producer Grimes is.” Untouchable Ace (8.5) thinks she’s an inspired producer too, buts sometimes he wishes she picked more mature instruments: “It was good except for the bits with the whiney instruments.” Perhaps he’s referring to the violins because Xanax (7) is rather irritated by them despite digging the song as a whole: “Sonically this is one of the standouts again…the vocals are just beautiful and make me melt. The violin-sample however…irritates me a bit (though I know it fits perfectly with the sounds mood…but yeah).” Cutlery (10) tells another tale of irritation, but it has a happy ending!: “When I first became a fan, I used to lowkey hate this based solely on the chipmunk, ear-drilling vocal pitching halfway through, but I've long since then grown out of it. The soothing production paired with Grimes’ vocals in the first part, then evolves into suspense on par with the dramatic violins, only to go back to the serenity she achieves by swiftly switching up the mood of the track.”

Lets switch the mood of the write-up and talk about horror. constantino (9) says, “I love how much this sounds like something from an indie horror film score. The use of strings is a nice touch, giving it that extra menacing feel.” Jason Voorhees could never. In contrast, caladan (10) is soothed, not scared: “One of the highlights of Halfaxa. Very soothing and dreamy.” He’s not alone in picking Dreamfortress as a highlight. Mirwais Ahmadzai (10) also gives it that distinction: “My second 10 of the rate goes to this Halfaxa highlight! Definitely a sign of greater things to come with Visions.” Satyress gives it a point less, but loves it for all its beautiful scars and quirks: “Weird, messy and lovely.”

We’ll end on Earth Intruders, who bestowed his most sacred score upon it: “Honestly incredible song, its the kind of song where you can't believe what you're hearing.”

YouTube Comments Section

Del Martinis: melts my soul

Carola Tesla: this is my shower time song <3

Eljin owens: Ahhhh eeeeaaardrugs.

You guys have to see this fan-made video, if you haven’t already. It’s the best fan video I’ve ever seen for anything:



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CIRCUMAMBIENT
8.138888889
My Score: 9
(@Hurricane Drunk, @caladan, @enjoy: 10) HIGHEST V. LOWEST (@Sanctuary: 5.5)


What kind of hyperactive, robotic, chopped up, immensely danceable BOP! When I make dance playlists for parties, this is one of the first songs that go on it. It’s just so much fun. I feel like “Eight” was trying to be fun in a similar way, but it doesn’t have the range. This, on the other hand, has everything going for it: a great melody, a great sense of groove and rhythm, and a cool sonic atmosphere. I especially stan for the chorus. I love how her vocals are chopped up and thrown into a delicious hook-soup. It kinda has a cheerleader feel that reminds me of “Kill V. Maim’s” pre-chorus, but this song’s cybernetic mood sets it apart. Can we also talk about how cool the title is? I looked up the definition and it means “surrounding.” The song really does surround you with its well-managed craziness, doesn’t it? When Claire wants to bring the bops, she really goes all in. Utterly irresistible.

I’m a bit concerned because Mariah Carey KEEPS POPPING UP! This time, per constantino (8.5): “Yup, this still slaps. This features some of the best production on the entire record. Oh and that high note? Ended Mariah.” Apparently not because Cultery (9) says, “Embodiment of atmospheric pop music.gif, this bop is as quirky as it gets with Grimes as there are raceway field recordings, nice synths, occasional blips and a yet another channeling of Mariah with those whistle notes! Perfect example of how she manages to craft accessible synthpop songs from unlikely sources. IN TIME!!!!!” Okay, now that Mariah has invaded not one but two comments, let’s move on to…Mariah again? Trouble in Paradise (8.5) says, “There’s a point in the song where she just up and hits a wicked high note and it always gives me Messy Mariah Carey Live Performance teas but I love this song nonetheless/even more because of it.” Mimi is truly circumambient. Speaking of things you can’t escape, Xanax (8.5) says, “I LOVE THIS. Its almost like you are haunted by a thousand voices/thoughts at once and cannot escape them.” caladan (10) doesn’t want to escape the voices: “Only Grimes could make such an awesome song with just a beat, a catchy loop and some weird vocals on top. The way the vocals are chopped and processed is amazing.” We reached out to Mirwais Ahmadzai (8) for comment because of his expertise in chopped and processed vocals but he wanted to talk about synths. Squiggly ones in particular: “The squiggly synths are everything.” Indeed. Now let’s end this write-up before Mimi shows up again.

YouTube Comments Section

Bendage: every time i listen to this i imagine strutting down an l.a. street at nighttime in 10 inch stiletto heels and men are kneeling before me

Abraham Meat: This song makes me want to fuck on the floor.

Brandon Harvey: I eat aluminum foil.

 
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HALFAXA
6.347222222


"The most mysterious songs on Halfaxa rely solely on tone, elongation, and repetition so heavily that it is best to give up the search for linear movement completely. Her vocals reaches such high peaks throughout that by the end of the record the distinction between machine and musician blurs."---Pitchfork.

"Persevere, then, and Halfaxa is quite the beguiling beauty – though it’ll likely have you waking in a cold sweat if enjoyed right before bedtime."---BBC Music.

"What does matter is that when Grimes is on the money, Halfaxa has the ability to transport the listener from the realm of the mundane into an environment that positively aches with a rich aesthetic."---The Quietus.

69. Outer-4.777777778
67. Hallways-4.972222222
65. Dragvandil-5.083333333
63. ≈Ω≈Ω≈Ω≈Ω≈Ω≈Ω≈Ω≈Ω≈-5.472222222
61. ∆∆∆∆Rasik∆∆∆∆-5.638888889
59. † River †-5.861111111
55. Favriel-6.083333333
49. Intor/Flowers-6.416666667
44. World♥Princess-6.694444444
43. Devon-6.777777778
40. Heartbeats-6.888888889
39. Swan Song-6.916666667
37. Weregild-6.972222222
30. My Sister Says The Saddest Things-7.416666667
29. Sagrad Прекрасный-7.444444444
20. Dreamfortress-8.138888889

Highest Scorers
@japanbonustrack: 9.375
@caladan: 8.4375
@Xanax: 7.875

Lowest Scorers
@happiestgirl: 3.25
@Untouchable Ace: 4.375
@Sanctuary: 4.71875​
 
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mhm a bit sad...would have been great to have a more diverse top 20 since I really do believe that her first two albums do include songs that definitely deserve it.
 
mhm a bit sad...would have been great to have a more diverse top 20 since I really do believe that her first two albums do include songs that definitely deserve it.

Although there probably aren't Halfaxa and GP songs in my personal Top 20, those two albums essentially getting shut out is definitely a bit predictable.

I'm cooking up another result for y'all. Will post it shortly.
 
#18/18

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CRYSTAL BALL
8.166666667
My Score: 8.5
(@japanbonustrack, @Xanax, @Trouble in Paradise, @Posh Spears: 10) HIGHEST V. LOWEST (@Sanctuary: 5.5)


My crystal ball failed me because I didn’t think this would get as far as it did. I thought it might hover (like a witch) around the Top 20, but not make it inside. In any case, it’s quite a beautiful production. The harp bit, especially the intro, is everything and gives this quasi-dance stomper a mystical flavoring. Along with “Vanessa,” I think “Crystal Ball” really sets the stage for the bops-with-texture-and-complexity dynamic that makes Visions so excellent. In fact, though this song didn’t place as high as "Vanessa," I think it’s a bit more interesting production-wise and more of a precursor of things to come. My only gripe is that it feels a bit kitchen sinkish at times, but when the individual parts are quite stunning in of themselves, it’s hard to be too mad. Also, I hear that if you listen to this crystal ball hard enough, it will reveal the Top 10 to you.

happiestgirl (7) thinks it’s like a better realized Halfaxa song and I don’t think she’s entirely wrong: "This is like what Halfaxa could've been if she'd cut down on length and enunciated just a tad bit more." In a reverse Sarah Palin expedition, Cutlery (9) wishes that he could see Grimes from his house: “Once again a bop, that has its own twists and quirks like the dreamy string instruments and keyboards it uses, the “I'll let you GO” vocals, the melody change and whatnot. I remember seeing one video of it performed «live from a rooftop in Mexico City» and that's just a mood. Imagine looking out my window and seeing ha in the distance? God I wish that were me.” My thoughts toward @RJF and @Laura Vanderbooben when they get to run the Big Pop Girl rates.

Moving on from my inferiority complex, you know you’re that intro when you cause all this conversation!:

“The intro alone is magical. This song has such an optimistic melody which contrasts so nicely with the instrumentation. The change around 1:40 with the very prominent synths is also such a cool touch. Its almost sounds like a dialogue between her and the instrumental.(lol thats me having this dorky picture of Claire singing with a dolphin doing these synth-sounds).”---Xanax (10).

“As the name suggests, this is a mystical, twinkling bop and an excellent prelude to the Visions sound. In fact, this would sound very much at home on Visions. The intro in particular is spectacular.”---constantino (9).

“I’m pretty sure the beginning of this song is an iPhone alarm, but work! Another song that captures the essence of Grimes quite well.”---Mirwais Ahmadzai (9).

“Just the first few second with the harps and the “ah ha’s” is enough to have me completely sold before the beat even comes in. Grimes’s vocals feel deeper and more forlorn here than normal in such a transfixing ways. Her backing adlibs combined with the harp create such a sense of movement and play that the structure of the song delivers on perfectly. The dichotomy of that playfulness and foreboding energy create such a quintessentially Grimes atmosphere to the song.”---Trouble in Paradise (10).

The intro is not enough to endear the song to Earth Intruders, who gives it a 6 calls it “A bit nothing.” But doesn’t being a bit nothing make it a bit something. Anyone? Okay. Moving on, caladan (9) calls it “Grimes at her most sugary. Lovely melody and nice harmonies.” Satyress (9) leans even further into her trademark brevity and calls it “Pure magic.” #magic #music #Mirwais.

YouTube Comments Section

Hana Goldroot: she's so ethereal like is she even real wtf

Dannyboy12244, referring to the Darkbloom album cover: I didnt know Grimes was friends with Jesus

Santanuur Sammadar: Is she a witch?





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VOWELS=SPACE AND TIME
8.166666667
My Score: 9
(@caladan, @Sanctuary: 10) HIGHEST V. LOWEST (@Remorque: 5)


Not gonna lie. When I listen to this song, I’m pretty distracted by the fact that that fucking bassline sounds so much like Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean.” Is that just me? I hope not. Anyhow, I rank this is the middle of Vision’s dance-bop trilogy. It’s much better than “Eight,” but doesn’t quite reach the heights of “Circumabient” for me. That being said, it’s just as essential. If “Circumabient” is that coked out robot stomper, then Vowels represents a chiller comedown. I’m just so impressed by Grimes's ability to go from the type of music that is more of an intense headphones experience to music that is an intense experience on the dancefloor. Vision’s danciness, for me, is one of its greatest virtues and songs like “Vowels=Space and Time” are key to the album’s dancefloor smarts.

Perhaps caladan (10) can back me up on the Michael Jackson thing because he says, “Is this the poppiest song on Visions? Possibly. It's amazing anyway.” Yes, this is definitely the poppiest song on Visions and it’s all the better for it. Its bop factor might be the reason it was such a revelation for Sanctuary (10): “Wait at this being an amazing surprise.” For Cutlery (9), the song was so much of a revelation that he astral projected: “A dreamier and more airy track that follows up a run of synth-heavy numbers, we get Claire delivering lines such as “Being in this Earth makes me feel like I can't get the sound”, and seemingly sharing some insight on what the experience of composing and producing is for her, and it shows in the laid-back synths and harp-including instrumental and ah ah ah’s of this somewhat trascendental-themed song. Make me astral project a bit, queen.” Let’s astral project…back to Mariah!? Xanax (9.5) says, “I could listen to the verses of this song forever…I am also loving that she is having her very own Mariah/Christina Aguilera moment in this.” I swear you guys are doing this on purpose! constantino (9.5) delivers hard truth about the title: “Pretentious song title aside, I absolutely adore this. In some ways, this is like Easily’s little sister, so pretty and delicate.” The endearing pretentiousness is such an integral part of the Grimes package tho. So is gender subversion, according to Mirwais Ahmadzai (8): “Queen of gender subversion! I really love her voice on this song.” Finally, Trouble in Paradise (9.5) finds this bop hidden in the folds of space and time: “This is the hidden bop of Visions and one of my personal faves.” Now please excuse me while I go to the YouTube comments section to finish this write-up and see if people there also hear Billie Jean.

YouTube Comments Section

Stephanie Mackenzie: Quality song to work out to

B Smith: I so hear Prince in this song.

johnnycochicken: Listening to this in a dark room

Check out this slightly awkward but still somehow fitting fan-made video:

 
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BIG mistake on my part: it somehow escaped me that the last elimination was actually another fucking tie. So let me add that second song to the elimination.
 
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