Madonna: The Discography Rate - COMPLETE

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It begins.

Five years ago, the forum embarked on a journey the likes of which had never been seen before: we were going to rate Madonna's entire discography, from beginning to end, and find out what her best song was. And I was your shepherd through this valley of the shadow of foolishness. It invented popularised the 11/10 mechanic, was spread across three rates, took a whole year, and even survived the host getting banned twice in that same year (seriously what the fuck even was that) but by the end, we had done it. We had created a definitive countdown of every single song Madonna has ever released.

Now, it's time to do it all over again.

Madonna is the most successful female artist of all time. Let that sink in just a little bit because "of all time" is a phrase that is probably going to be coming up a lot in the next six months I plan on this thread being on the first page of this sub-forum. There are no caveats or asterisks or subgenres next to that title. No one else has done this more successfully than her. Every single artist we talk about and love on this forum? Madonna outsold. Every single drastic image change or sound shift or brand endorsement? Madonna probably did it and better. Pissed off the Vatican because the statue your ancestral home town erected in your honour was "too sexy"? Madonna did that decades ago, hun. The current Pope probably stans to be honest.

Madonna is:
  • a maverick
  • a provocateur
  • a Catholic, sometimes
  • a performer
  • a songwriter
  • an actress
  • a director
  • an activist
  • an ally
  • a mother
  • a skincare company CEO
  • a children's book author
  • an owner of a brand of gyms
  • showing your fave how it's done
  • in better shape and better looking than you, and you're half her age
  • an awesome-in-the-classic-sense legend
Madonna is not:
  • your bitch, so don't even think about hanging your shit on her
Three hundred million records sold, the highest grossing solo touring artist of all time with a whopping $1.4 billion in ticket sales, and will only stop when you fucking kill her. Madonna is the Queen of Pop. And we're going to rate every single song she's ever released... again.
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Here's how it works:

1. You give all of the below songs a score between 0-10, and one song can be awarded an 11/10.
Half points are allowed, and I'm not allowing anything that's any smaller because frankly I know good and goddamn well some of y'all will fret over the difference between a 6.7 and a 6.8 and frankly I don't want that nonsense in my inbox.

2. Don't be a fucking moron, and don't troll.
Like... exactly what it says on the tin. There's good and bad everywhere on each album presented, so score accordingly. We're all big girls these days; bombing out a particular album or overscoring certain album to the point where your scores make no difference outside of puffing up averages isn't allowed, and will get your ballot challenged and/or thrown out. Additionally, DO YOUR HOMEWORK. Some of these songs were born out of the some of the biggest social movements in history and Madonna's role in these movements helped moved the dial. Know what you're scoring.

3. Send your scores to me by 15th June.
There's a lot of music to cover in here, I know, but I'm hoping that y'all are familiar with most of this stuff anyway, and without the pressure of commentary it should be fairly doable in two months... maybe even less considering we're all trapped indoors with nothing to do but listen to music.

4. Commentary is NOT permitted outside of your 11/10
If you submit commentary for songs outside of your 11/10 choice, it will not be used. The best thing about the original threads was how they all ended up having a buzz and an atmosphere. It was like unwinding in a bar over some drinks with friends and discussing your mutual favourite subject. I'm going to strive to continue that atmosphere, and I actively encourage y'all to post and share what you would have sent to me anyway.
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Phew! Buckle your seatbelts girls!

There is no hyperbole present when I say that the albums and songs you're going to be rating over the next two months are genre-defining in their success and brilliance. It doesn't get bigger than the music on offer here. This will probably be the most difficult rate most of y'all have ever done. There are probably around forty songs here that have legitimate claims to the winning spot, and for the first ever time, they're actually all properly against each other rather than being spread across different rates. Anyone who has maybe got ahead of doing their scores will attest to the difficulty, I'm sure. I wish you an ounce of luck.

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Madonna (1983)

1. Lucky Star
2. Borderline
3. Burning Up
4. I Know It
5. Holiday
6. Think of Me
7. Physical Attraction
8. Everybody

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Like A Virgin (1984)

1. Material Girl
2. Angel
3. Like A Virgin
4. Over And Over
5. Love Don't Live Here Anymore
6. Dress You Up
7. Shoo-Bee-Doo
8. Pretender
9. Stay

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True Blue (1986)

1. Papa Don't Preach
2. Open Your Heart
3. White Heat
4. Live To Tell
5. Where's the Party
6. True Blue
7. La Isla Bonita
8. Jimmy Jimmy
9. Love Makes the World Go Round

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Like A Prayer (1989)

1. Like A Prayer
2. Express Yourself
3. Love Song
4. Till Death Do Us Part
5. Promise To Try
6. Cherish
7. Dear Jessie
8. Oh Father
9. Keep It Together
10. Spanish Eyes
11. Act Of Contrition

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I’m Breathless (1990)

1. He's A Man
2. Sooner Or Later
3. Hanky Panky
4. I'm Going Bananas
5. Cry Baby
6. Something To Remember
7. Back In Business
8. More
9. What Can You Lose
10. Now I'm Following You
11. Vogue

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Erotica (1992)

1. Erotica
2. Fever
3. Bye Bye Baby
4. Deeper And Deeper
5. Where Life Begins
6. Bad Girl
7. Waiting
8. Thief Of Hearts
9. Words
10. Rain
11. Why's It So Hard
12. In This Life
13. Secret Garden

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Bedtime Stories (1994)

1. Survival
2. Secret
3. I'd Rather Be Your Lover
4. Don't Stop
5. Inside Of Me
6. Human Nature
7. Forbidden Love
8. Love Tried To Welcome Me
9. Sanctuary
10. Bedtime Story
11. Take A Bow

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Ray Of Light (1998)

1. Drowned World/Substitute For Love
2. Swim
3. Ray Of Light
4. Candy Perfume Girl
5. Skin
6. Nothing Really Matters
7. Sky Fits Heaven
8. Shanti/Ashtangi
9. Frozen
10. The Power Of Goodbye
11. To Have And Not To Hold
12. Little Star
13. Mer Girl
14. Has To Be

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Music (2000)

1. Music
2. Impressive Instant
3. Runaway Lover
4. I Deserve It
5. Amazing
6. Nobody's Perfect
7. Don't Tell Me
8. What It Feels Like For A Girl
9. Paradise (Not For Me)
10. Gone
11. American Pie
12. Cyber-Raga

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American Life (2003)

1. American Life
2. Hollywood
3. I'm So Stupid
4. Love Profusion
5. Nobody Knows Me
6. Nothing Fails
7. Intervention
8. X-Static Process
9. Mother And Father
10. Die Another Day
11. Easy Ride

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Confessions On A Dance Floor (2005)

1. Hung Up
2. Get Together
3. Sorry
4. Future Lovers
5. I Love New York
6. Let It Will Be
7. Forbidden Love
8. Jump
9. How High
10. Isaac
11. Push
12. Like It Or Not
13. Fighting Spirit
14. Super Pop

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Hard Candy (2008)

1. Candy Shop
2. 4 Minutes (Feat. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland)
3. Give It 2 Me
4. Heartbeat
5. Miles Away
6. She's Not Me
7. Incredible
8. Beat Goes On (Feat. Kanye West)
9. Dance 2Night
10. Spanish Lesson
11. Devil Wouldn't Recognize You
12. Voices
13. Ring My Bell

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MDNA (2012)

1. Girl Gone Wild
2. Gang Bang
3. I'm Addicted
4. Turn Up The Radio
5. Give Me All Your Luvin' (Feat. Nicki Minaj & M.I.A.)
6. Some Girls
7. Superstar
8. I Don't Give A (Feat. Nick Minaj)
9. I'm A Sinner
10. Love Spent
11. Masterpiece
12. Falling Free
13. Beautiful Killer
14. I Fucked Up
15. B-Day Song (Feat. M.I.A.)
16. Best Friend

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Rebel Heart (2015)

1. Living For Love
2. Devil Pray
3. Ghosttown
4. Unapologetic Bitch
5. Illuminati
6. Bitch I'm Madonna (Feat. Nicki Minaj)
7. Hold Tight
8. Joan Of Arc
9. Iconic (Feat. Chance The Rapper & Mike Tyson)
10. HeartBreakCity
11. Body Shop
12. Holy Water
13. Inside Out
14. Wash All Over Me
15. Best Night
16. Veni Vidi Vici (Feat. Nas)
17. S.E.X.
18. Messiah
19. Rebel Heart
20. Beautiful Scars
21. Borrowed Time
22. Addicted
23. Graffiti Heart
24. Autotune Baby

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Madame X (2019)

1. Medellín (Feat. Maluma)
2. Dark Ballet
3. God Control
4. Future (Feat. Quavo)
5. Batuka
6. Killers Who Are Partying
7. Crave (Feat. Swae Lee)
8. Crazy
9. Come Alive
10. Extreme Occident
11. Faz Gostoso (Feat. Anitta)
12. Bitch I'm Loca (Feat. Maluma)
13. I Don't Search I Find
14. Looking For Mercy
15. I Rise
16. Funana
17. Back that Up To The Beat
18. Ciao Bella

B-Sides, Rarities, Complilation Tracks, Etc.

Into The Groove
Gambler
Crazy For You
Spotlight
Ain't No Big Deal
Who's That Girl
Causing A Commotion
The Look Of Love
Can't Stop
Supernatural
Justify My Love
Rescue Me
This Used To Be My Playground
Goodbye To Innocence
I'll Remember
Let Down Your Guard
I Want You (With Massive Attack)
You'll See
One More Chance
You Must Love Me
Don't Cry For Me Argentina
Another Suitcase In Another Hall
Buenos Aires
Lament
Beautiful Stranger
Time Stood Still
Your Honesty
Hey You
History
Celebration
Revolver
It's So Cool
Broken (I'm Sorry)

EASY PM LIST

This is what the current Madonna ballot is looking like. I remember at the time I took some heat for reducing Evita, but... does anyone really want to rate all thirty songs on it for most of them to bomb out in the bottom fifty? Save some accolades for most of I'm Breathless.​

Madonna (1983)


1. Lucky Star
2. Borderline
3. Burning Up
4. I Know It
5. Holiday
6. Think of Me
7. Physical Attraction
8. Everybody

Like A Virgin (1984)

1. Material Girl
2. Angel
3. Like A Virgin
4. Over And Over
5. Love Don't Live Here Anymore
6. Dress You Up
7. Shoo-Bee-Doo
8. Pretender
9. Stay

True Blue (1986)

1. Papa Don't Preach
2. Open Your Heart
3. White Heat
4. Live To Tell
5. Where's the Party
6. True Blue
7. La Isla Bonita
8. Jimmy Jimmy
9. Love Makes the World Go Round

Like A Prayer (1989)

1. Like A Prayer
2. Express Yourself
3. Love Song
4. Till Death Do Us Part
5. Promise To Try
6. Cherish
7. Dear Jessie
8. Oh Father
9. Keep It Together
10. Spanish Eyes
11. Act Of Contrition

I’m Breathless (1990)

1. He's A Man
2. Sooner Or Later
3. Hanky Panky
4. I'm Going Bananas
5. Cry Baby
6. Something To Remember
7. Back In Business
8. More
9. What Can You Lose
10. Now I'm Following You
11. Vogue

Erotica (1992)

1. Erotica
2. Fever
3. Bye Bye Baby
4. Deeper And Deeper
5. Where Life Begins
6. Bad Girl
7. Waiting
8. Thief Of Hearts
9. Words
10. Rain
11. Why's It So Hard
12. In This Life
13. Secret Garden

Bedtime Stories (1994)

1. Survival
2. Secret
3. I'd Rather Be Your Lover
4. Don't Stop
5. Inside Of Me
6. Human Nature
7. Forbidden Love
8. Love Tried To Welcome Me
9. Sanctuary
10. Bedtime Story
11. Take A Bow

Ray Of Light (1998)

1. Drowned World/Substitute For Love
2. Swim
3. Ray Of Light
4. Candy Perfume Girl
5. Skin
6. Nothing Really Matters
7. Sky Fits Heaven
8. Shanti/Ashtangi
9. Frozen
10. The Power Of Goodbye
11. To Have And Not To Hold
12. Little Star
13. Mer Girl
14. Has To Be

Music (2000)

1. Music
2. Impressive Instant
3. Runaway Lover
4. I Deserve It
5. Amazing
6. Nobody's Perfect
7. Don't Tell Me
8. What It Feels Like For A Girl
9. Paradise (Not For Me)
10. Gone
11. American Pie
12. Cyber-Raga

American Life (2003)

1. American Life
2. Hollywood
3. I'm So Stupid
4. Love Profusion
5. Nobody Knows Me
6. Nothing Fails
7. Intervention
8. X-Static Process
9. Mother And Father
10. Die Another Day
11. Easy Ride

Confessions On A Dance Floor (2005)

1. Hung Up
2. Get Together
3. Sorry
4. Future Lovers
5. I Love New York
6. Let It Will Be
7. Forbidden Love
8. Jump
9. How High
10. Isaac
11. Push
12. Like It Or Not
13. Fighting Spirit
14. Super Pop

Hard Candy (2008)

1. Candy Shop
2. 4 Minutes (Feat. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland)
3. Give It 2 Me
4. Heartbeat
5. Miles Away
6. She's Not Me
7. Incredible
8. Beat Goes On (Feat. Kanye West)
9. Dance 2Night
10. Spanish Lesson
11. Devil Wouldn't Recognize You
12. Voices
13. Ring My Bell

MDNA (2012)

1. Girl Gone Wild
2. Gang Bang
3. I'm Addicted
4. Turn Up The Radio
5. Give Me All Your Luvin' (Feat. Nicki Minaj & M.I.A.)
6. Some Girls
7. Superstar
8. I Don't Give A (Feat. Nick Minaj)
9. I'm A Sinner
10. Love Spent
11. Masterpiece
12. Falling Free
13. Beautiful Killer
14. I Fucked Up
15. B-Day Song (Feat. M.I.A.)
16. Best Friend

Rebel Heart (2015)

1. Living For Love
2. Devil Pray
3. Ghosttown
4. Unapologetic Bitch
5. Illuminati
6. Bitch I'm Madonna (Feat. Nicki Minaj)
7. Hold Tight
8. Joan Of Arc
9. Iconic (Feat. Chance The Rapper & Mike Tyson)
10. HeartBreakCity
11. Body Shop
12. Holy Water
13. Inside Out
14. Wash All Over Me
15. Best Night
16. Veni Vidi Vici (Feat. Nas)
17. S.E.X.
18. Messiah
19. Rebel Heart
20. Beautiful Scars
21. Borrowed Time
22. Addicted
23. Graffiti Heart
24. Autotune Baby

Madame X (2019)

1. Medellín (Feat. Maluma)
2. Dark Ballet
3. God Control
4. Future (Feat. Quavo)
5. Batuka
6. Killers Who Are Partying
7. Crave (Feat. Swae Lee)
8. Crazy
9. Come Alive
10. Extreme Occident
11. Faz Gostoso (Feat. Anitta)
12. Bitch I'm Loca (Feat. Maluma)
13. I Don't Search I Find
14. Looking For Mercy
15. I Rise
16. Funana
17. Back that Up To The Beat
18. Ciao Bella

B-Sides, Rarities, Complilation Tracks, Etc.

Into The Groove
Gambler
Crazy For You
Spotlight
Ain't No Big Deal
Who's That Girl
Causing A Commotion
The Look Of Love
Can't Stop
Supernatural
Justify My Love
Rescue Me
This Used To Be My Playground
Goodbye To Innocence
I'll Remember
Let Down Your Guard
I Want You (With Massive Attack)
You'll See
One More Chance
You Must Love Me
Don't Cry For Me Argentina
Another Suitcase In Another Hall
Buenos Aires
Lament
Beautiful Stranger
Time Stood Still
Your Honesty
Hey You
History
Celebration
Revolver
It's So Cool
Broken (I'm Sorry)​

VOTES IN FOR JUNE 15TH

 
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1. Frozen - 9.979
2. Like A Prayer - 9.961
3. Vogue - 9.848
4. Hung Up - 9.67
5. Into The Groove - 9.639
6. Ray Of Light - 9.548
7. Deeper And Deeper - 9.545
8. Drowned World / Substitute For Love - 9.439
9. Open Your Heart - 9.43
9. The Power Of Good-Bye - 9.43
11. Live To Tell - 9.406
12. Papa Don't Preach - 9.367
13. Don't Tell Me - 9.358
14. Erotica - 9.345
15. Get Together - 9.339
16. La Isla Bonita - 9.233
17. Rain - 9.227
18. Nothing Fails - 9.215
19. Nothing Really Matters - 9.209
20. Secret - 9.161
21. Express Yourself - 9.155
22. Human Nature - 9.139
23. Justify My Love - 9.118
24. God Control - 9.064
25. Music - 8.991
26. Sky Fits Heaven - 8.936
27. Sorry - 8.894
28. Oh Father - 8.842
29. Die Another Day - 8.803
30. Bedtime Story - 8.788
30. Skin - 8.788
32. Till Death Do Us Part - 8.782
33. Borderline - 8.761
34. Beautiful Stranger - 8.703
35. Jump - 8.697
36. What It Feels Like For A Girl - 8.691
37. Holiday - 8.618
38. American Life - 8.591
39. Dress You Up - 8.588
40. X-Static Process - 8.558
41. Easy Ride - 8.533
42. Intervention - 8.521
43. Burning Up - 8.518
43. Hollywood - 8.518
45. Crazy For You - 8.5
46. Rescue Me - 8.467
47. Impressive Instant - 8.464
48. Take A Bow - 8.461
49. Future Lovers - 8.452
50. Bad Girl - 8.439
51. Cherish - 8.424
52. Like A Virgin - 8.389
53. Ghosttown - 8.379
53. Medellín (Feat. Maluma) - 8.379
55. Paradise (Not For Me) - 8.358
56. Lucky Star - 8.355
56. Forbidden Love - 8.355
58. Swim - 8.336
59. Thief Of Hearts - 8.276
60. Crave (Feat. Swae Lee) - 8.252
61. To Have And Not To Hold - 8.248
61. Isaac - 8.248
63. Miles Away - 8.239
64. Gone - 8.23
65. Love Profusion - 8.221
66. Give It 2 Me - 8.185
67. Material Girl - 8.167
68. Mer Girl - 8.148
69. Devil Pray - 8.085
70. Waiting - 8.048
71. Sanctuary - 8.033
72. I Don't Search I Find - 8.012
73. True Blue - 7.994
74. I Deserve It - 7.988
75. Nobody Knows Me - 7.985
76. Living For Love - 7.976
77. You'll See - 7.973
78. Devil Wouldn't Recognize You - 7.952
79. Promise To Try - 7.945
80. Rebel Heart - 7.942
81. Words - 7.93
82. Bitch I'm Madonna (Feat. Nicki Minaj) - 7.912
83. I Want You (With Massive Attack) - 7.906
84. Mother And Father - 7.903
85. Let It Will Be - 7.894
86. Spanish Eyes - 7.888
87. Who's That Girl - 7.86
88. I'll Remember - 7.833
89. Time Stood Still - 7.785
90. Celebration - 7.748
91. Has To Be - 7.727
92. Causing A Commotion - 7.715
93. Joan Of Arc - 7.685
94. Keep It Together - 7.661
95. Inside Of Me - 7.636
96. Angel - 7.63
96. Like It Or Not - 7.63
98. Survival - 7.597
99. Amazing - 7.579
100. White Heat - 7.567
101. Secret Garden - 7.555
102. In This Life - 7.542
103. Love Spent - 7.521
104. Bye Bye Baby - 7.515
105. Runaway Lover - 7.512
106. Where Life Begins - 7.494
107. How High - 7.47
108. Fever - 7.464
109. Love Tried To Welcome Me - 7.455
110. Candy Perfume Girl - 7.452
111. Forbidden Love (1994) - 7.427
111. Faz Gostoso (Feat. Anitta) - 7.427
113. Little Star - 7.421
113. Come Alive - 7.421
115. Everybody - 7.406
116. Dark Ballet - 7.394
117. Don't Cry For Me Argentina - 7.382
118. I Rise - 7.367
119. 4 Minutes (Feat. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland) - 7.345
120. She's Not Me - 7.315
121. Physical Attraction - 7.309
121. Why's It So Hard - 7.309
121. This Used To Be My Playground - 7.309
124. Dear Jessie - 7.3
125. Heartbeat - 7.285
126. Inside Out - 7.239
127. Where's The Party - 7.188
128. Falling Free - 7.179
129. Crazy - 7.173
130. Nobody's Perfect - 7.139
131. I'm So Stupid - 7.127
132. Push - 7.112
132. I'm Addicted - 7.112
134. Masterpiece - 7.091
135. American Pie - 7.085
136. Body Shop - 7.061
137. Unapologetic Bitch - 7.058
137. Extreme Occident - 7.058
139. Looking For Mercy - 7.042
140. You Must Love Me - 7.024
141. Goodbye To Innocence - 7.009
142. Gang Bang - 6.939
143. Holy Water - 6.915
144. Gambler - 6.912
145. Think Of Me - 6.906
146. Beat Goes On (Feat. Kanye West) - 6.894
147. Beautiful Killer - 6.884
148. Hold Tight - 6.873
149. The Look Of Love - 6.824
150. Future (Feat. Quavo) - 6.8
151. Batuka - 6.791
152. Voices - 6.785
153. Best Night - 6.755
154. Veni Vidi Vici (Feat. Nas) - 6.752
154. Broken (I'm Sorry) - 6.752
156. Shanti / Ashtangi - 6.73
157. Addicted - 6.712
158. Iconic (Feat. Chance The Rapper & Mike Tyson) - 6.702
158. Ciao Bella - 6.702
160. Spotlight - 6.694
161. I Love New York - 6.652
162. Messiah - 6.639
163. Love Song - 6.621
163. I'd Rather Be Your Lover - 6.621
165. Supernatural - 6.615
166. Candy Shop - 6.588
167. Wash All Over Me - 6.561
168. HeartBreakCity - 6.558
169. Bitch I'm Loca (Feat. Maluma) - 6.548
170. Your Honesty - 6.524
171. Beautiful Scars - 6.461
172. Something To Remember - 6.458
173. Love Don't Live Here Anymore - 6.448
174. Over And Over - 6.433
175. Another Suitcase In Another Hall - 6.409
176. Stay - 6.367
177. Don't Stop - 6.339
178. Girl Gone Wild - 6.324
179. I Know It - 6.267
180. Act Of Contrition - 6.245
181. Fighting Spirit - 6.227
182. I Don't Give A (Feat. Nicki Minaj) - 6.203
183. It's So Cool - 6.191
184. Illuminati - 6.167
185. Funana - 6.161
186. Dance 2Night - 6.152
187. Borrowed Time - 6.118
187. History - 6.118
189. Sooner Or Later - 6.109
189. One More Chance - 6.109
191. Back That Up To The Beat - 6.076
192. Let Down Your Guard - 6.036
193. Killers Who Are Partying - 6.015
194. I'm A Sinner - 6.012
195. I Fucked Up - 5.964
196 - Some Girls - 5.933
197. He's A Man - 5.924
198. Give Me All Your Luvin' (Feat. Nicki Minaj & M.I.A.) - 5.921
199. Buenos Aires - 5.894
200. Super Pop - 5.848
201. Revolver (Feat. Lil Wayne) - 5.827
202. Can't Stop - 5.776
203. Ain't No Big Deal - 5.736
204. Turn Up The Radio - 5.727
205. Best Friend - 5.721
206. Graffiti Heart - 5.697
207. Hanky Panky - 5.691
208. Love Makes The World Go Round - 5.679
209. Back In Business - 5.67
210. Pretender - 5.661
211. Lament - 5.615
212. Cyber-Raga - 5.603
213. Incredible - 5.545
214. Jimmy Jimmy - 5.521
215. Now I'm Following You - 5.497
216. Ring My Bell - 5.424
217. S.E.X. - 5.373
218. Spanish Lesson - 4.997
219. Shoo-Bee-Doo - 4.948
220. More - 4.852
221. What Can You Lose - 4.436
222. Superstar - 4.391
223. Auto-Tune Baby - 4.121
224. Cry Baby - 3.367
225. I'm Going Bananas - 3.327
226. B-Day Song (Feat. M.I.A.) - 3.000
227. Hey You - 2.976
 
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ALBUM RANKING

1. Ray Of Light - 8.528
2. American Life - 8.361
3. Erotica - 8.13
4. Like A Prayer - 8.075
5. True Blue - 7.932
6. Music - 7.916
7. Confessions On A Dance Floor - 7.892
8. Bedtime Stories - 7.878
9. Madonna - 7.767
10. Madame X - 7.205
11. Like A Virgin - 6.959
12. Hard Candy - 6.825
13. Rebel Heart - 6.822
14. MDNA - 6.12
15. I'm Breathless - 5.561
 
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This is probably the rate I’ve been waiting for the most since I ever joined this forum. Reading the original rates was so much fun and so engrossing, and I went in being a very casual fan of Madonna to a full blown stan by the end of reading them.

I did my scores ahead of time, but I still don’t know what my 11 will be.
 
Whew let’s go. Her and Xtina were first two pop giants that I started to stan after leaving my Manson / NIN depressed teenager era and what changes it brought to my life. That was a cultural reset. I’m forever grateful for her.

I am ready to defend American Life (the song and the album) against some of yall’s missing tastebuds!
 
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