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Madonna: The Discography Rate - COMPLETE

Discussion in 'Charts, rates etc' started by RJF, Apr 19, 2020.

  1. Yeah, Beat Goes On does everything right. A Hard Candy highlight. They did a good job of upgrading it from its cringey demo form.
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    Everyone ready to strap in for tonight's final elimination?
  3. Spanish Lesson before Ring My Bell is a travesty. Be ashamed.
  4. It's S.E.X. isn't it.

    THE JOYLESSNESS of you people
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  6. Everything gone so far is at the bottom end of my scores so I am unphased.
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  7. What do the initials of S.E.X. even stand for?
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    SCORE: 5.373

    2015 PLACEMENT: 191 of 210 (5.496)
    HIGHEST SCORE: 9.5 x 4 (@funkyg @Dangerous Maknae @elear @Andy French)
    LOWEST SCORE: 0 x 2 (@NightmareBoy @Touchofmyhand)
    MY SCORE: 6/10

    You know what? Sorry, this is just hilarious and should be treated as such. At this point, Madonna doesn't need to prove that she's good at doing blue-flame-hot sensuality so I'm fully here for songs that maybe pop a few balloons of pomp and rigidity of the whole thing at this stage. Sometimes sex is funny. Sometimes the best sex is funny. So let the SEX Book creator have a biT of a laugh, kids. She knows what she's talking about.

    No, but seriously, I find it a weird point of contention. I remember when the album first came out and it was the usual parade of adjectives, "embarrassing", "desperate" Madonna talking about being soaking wet, consenting to her guy not pulling out, and sticking her fucking grill in her mouth and campily listing kinks and sex acts as a lesson in sexology was a legitimate attempt to get us throbbing and she should be ashamed at how not turned on everyone is. I realise this was also the era Madonna became a bit obsessed with some shambolic stand up comedy, but this hits the mark for me. The funniest part of it is how it leads into the dreadfully maudlin "Messiah".

    I think there was also either a video or an alternate tour interlude that involved her being dressed as a teacher that never made out. She posted a selfie of her at a desk with a whip, but that might have just been a Wednesday morning for Queen. The links that I got in response to a Google search for both "madonna s.e.x. video" and "madonna s.e.x. teacher instagram" made me want to die, so I'm afraid it's up to one of y'all to go scrolling. The song was used on the Rebel Heart Tour as an interlude though, where it also interpolated elements of "Justify My Love", which is a legitimate panty soaker, folks. While Madonna was getting her brows done in quick change for the final act, four pairs of dancers of various genders and states of undress writhe on beds that look so cheap that I wouldn't be caught either dead or with my ankles at my ears in any of them. Good night!

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    Don't @ me but the idea of Madonna pegging Guy is legitimately a bit hot. Like you just know she absolutely gave it to him and maybe prompted a wee sexuality crisis in the process. Ugh queen.
  11. A bad day for Madonna's impromptu lessons.
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  13. Some of you never strapped your licorice whips on and it fucking shows.
  15. The Don’t Tell Me video <3
  16. God damn it I was just about to edit my post with that too.
  17. My biggest loss so far is Spanish Lesson (7). S.E.X. and Superstar could have lasted a bit longer too. I think we're reaching the point where all the obvious early eliminations are done, and things are getting more unpredictable. No idea what the next few cuts are going to be.
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  18. Ddd at the comments on her Bitch I’m Madonna social media post, they should all come here for the facts of true worst song.
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  19. One moment please. Mentally recontextualizing "Give Me All Your Luvin'" as the ~divorce album~'s pegging anthem.
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