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Madonna: The Discography Rate - COMPLETE

Discussion in 'Charts, rates etc' started by RJF, Apr 19, 2020.

  1. I don’t think anyone got to credits of W.E. though.
  2. I refuse to believe you girls prefer to listen to songs like Masterpiece or any of those post-Erotica drippy ballads over Spanish Lesson and S.E.X. I’m not buying that.
  3. Masterpiece is trite dross, I probably should've scored it way lower than i did because I fear its gonna outstay its welcome because some fans really think its worth defending.
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  4. Huh? She made her best ballads after Erotica so I don’t know what you’re talking about. And yes, 99% of these ballads are definitely better than Spanish Lesson and S.E.X.
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  5. Hey.
  6. RJF


    SCORE: 5.424

    2015 PLACEMENT: 196 of 210 (5.191)
    HIGHEST SCORE: 9 x 2 (@WoW73 @joeee)
    LOWEST SCORE: 0 x 1 (@Dangerous Maknae)
    MY SCORE: 5/10

    I mean, really. What a racket. Another stabbing, stuttering production courtesy of The Neptunes, some festive jingling, Pharrell's looped and chopped yipping and yapping, and a song title that is immediately going to cast up unfavourable comparisons. I don't really have anything left to say about it. The show is over say goodbye indeed. It was an iTunes pre-order bonus track back in the day, but despite it apparently only being available for people who pre-ordered, it's still available for purchase twelve years later. The Sticky & Sweet Tour did only just end last week though, so I guess it's understandable.

    Last edited: Jun 19, 2020
  7. The best reason RJF could've ever tagged me. Bye Ring My Hell

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  8. RJF


    Oh FFS.
  9. I think I might be the highest scorer too as I gave it an 8.5
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  10. RJF


    Mess, I took the "Spanish Lesson" column again. Hold on.
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  11. Glad this is out, but I gave it a 2, not an 8.
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  12. RJF


    Wait, this wasn't even what I did. I don't know what I did.

    Fixed now though!
  13. LTG


    A Hard Candy Madonna cover of Anita's Ring My Bell would have been an absolutely iconic bonus track. The one we got is a bit of a basic bop.
  14. Actually a 4 was probably too generous.

    I mean -

    Life's not the same until you're in pain..

    That has to be one of her worst lines ever, no?
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  15. “Ring My Bell” is a stone-cold bop. There is so much worse that’s yet to be eliminated. Half of MDNA.
  16. Another dud out, good.
  17. Right? This could've slapped instead of... that
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  18. There are a worrying amount of likes on this messy take. Living for Love remains one of her most refreshing lead singles and among her absolute best post-Confessions singles.
  19. You’ll See and I’ll Remember aren’t her best anything.
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