210 SCORE: 5.661 2015 PLACEMENT: 187 of 210 (5.581) HIGHEST SCORE: 9 x 3 (@fatyoshi @BreatheBox @Pop Life) LOWEST SCORE: 1 x 3 (@Drew @acl @RainOnFire) MY SCORE: 4/10 Lord, this is just a bit turgid, isn't it? That two-bit, incessant synth loop, the anaemic production overall, the plodding tempo, the maddeningly simple and boring rhyming in the lyrics... which is not really new for Madonna but it still just adds to what is already a frustrating listen. It might be the most without note song that has been released so far. Like I'm honestly just padding out this paragraph a bit at the moment so it looks like I've maybe written something more about it other than what I've wrote about it above. I'll probably end up pointlessly waffling for longer than I actually spoke about the song in the end and I can't believe you're actually still reading this if you got to this point. At four and a half minutes, this one is also a particularly long waste of time too, which only adds insult to injury. Maybe the real pretender was this song masquerading as something worth our attention. I can't believe this is a Nile Rodgers production. Even elsewhere on the album where I maybe don't like the song, the production is at least dynamic. Here, it's barely even moving. Y'all really let "Shoo-Bee-Doo" go before this one, huh? Mess.