I mean... I wouldn’t be mad if Hung Up won, because it’s an amazing song, but I really hope it doesn’t because it’d be so predictable.
The question, this is the question. Those airhorns are everything and the lyrics are biting. What an amazing anthem Unapologetic Bitch is, my God. My second favorite on the album behind Ghosttown.
All of you calling for Body Shop's exit can choke. I need it to hit the Top 100 at the very least and then I can rest easy.
I can't wait for Body Shop and Masterpiece to leave just so I don't have to listen to anymore bitching about them.
Masterpiece is definitely the case of being one of the better of a bad bunch for me. No way it should've stayed over something like Extreme Occident, good grief.
Unapologetic Bitch always sounded like a filler to me so I'm happy that its out already. I cant believe it was supposed to be the lead single from Rebel Heart for a minute when you have the much better Bitch I'm Madonna right there. I wouldnt be mad if either Frozen, Hung Up or Into The Groove won this rate.
I wouldn’t be mad either. It’s the song that got me into Madonna and made me love her and I listen to it at least once a day.
Abba would have too much of the credit for a Hung Up win. In the end, Madonna (like everyone) must stand alone...
Unapologetic Bitch is my favorite song off of Rebel Heart. Where do I laminate my basic [redacted] card?
136 SCORE: 7.061 2015 PLACEMENT: DOWN 9 - 6.804 HIGHEST SCORE: 10 x 7 (@AshtrayHeart @Euphoria @Andrew.L @Up Down Suite @torontodj @phoenix123 @Lila) LOWEST SCORE: 1 x 1 (@paperboyfriendd) MY SCORE: 9/10 Well, it felt inevitable after the calls for it to leave, but I think "Body Shop" has done well. Pushing past a 7/10 score and not suffering from a drop anywhere near as steep as other Rebel Heart tracks, I think this was one of the best surprises on the album when I heard it for the first time. I mean, yes, on the surface it's just another naughty Madonna song with silly double entendres but there's also such a tenderness to it too. That first verse alone just turns my insides to goo. Mother is a classic automobile and there's nothing else on the road like her... but she's also done a lot of miles, she's got a few dings and dents, and if you look under the hood there are maybe a few things that require a bit of love and attention, but everything is still in excellent working order and being in the driver's seat is a feeling like no other. It's Madonna's delivery here that really seals the deal; that unbelievably pleasant lilt softer than whipped cream just floats and settles over the campfire song production, which pre-talent-erosion-BloodPop provides. After the previous album had seen some of her laziest, most unpleasant vocal takes, it was nice to have confirmation that there was still something great to be heard. The whole thing is just perfectly pitched; how it manages to get away with cheesy innuendos by pairing them with that stunningly sweet melody, how it meshes mechanical and biological, funny and lovely, and that middle-eight sounding like the sun breaking through the clouds. It's just such a quirky, sparkling, cute little thing, and easily one of her best in the last decade. The song was performed as part of the Rebel Heart Tour with a suitable amount of cars and sexy mechanics on stage. There's also a bit of eyebrow-waggling over some action with a gas nozzle where Madonna seems to pretend to brandish it not unlike a penis. Hot.
136. Body Shop - 7.061 137. Unapologetic Bitch - 7.058 137. Extreme Occident - 7.058 139. Looking For Mercy - 7.042 140. You Must Love Me - 7.024 141. Goodbye To Innocence - 7.009 142. Gang Bang - 6.939 143. Holy Water - 6.915 144. Gambler - 6.912 145. Think Of Me - 6.906 146. Beat Goes On (Feat. Kanye West) - 6.894 147. Beautiful Killer - 6.884 148. Hold Tight - 6.873 149. The Look Of Love - 6.824 150. Future (Feat. Quavo) - 6.8 151. Batuka - 6.791 152. Voices - 6.785 153. Best Night - 6.755 154. Veni Vidi Vici (Feat. Nas) - 6.752 154. Broken (I'm Sorry) - 6.752 156. Shanti / Ashtangi - 6.73 157. Addicted - 6.712 158. Iconic (Feat. Chance The Rapper & Mike Tyson) - 6.702 158. Ciao Bella - 6.702 160. Spotlight - 6.694 161. I Love New York - 6.652 162. Messiah - 6.639 163. Love Song - 6.621 163. I'd Rather Be Your Lover - 6.621 165. Supernatural - 6.615 166. Candy Shop - 6.588 167. Wash All Over Me - 6.561 168. HeartBreakCity - 6.558 169. Bitch I'm Loca (Feat. Maluma) - 6.548 170. Your Honesty - 6.524 171. Beautiful Scars - 6.461 172. Something To Remember - 6.458 173. Love Don't Live Here Anymore - 6.448 174. Over And Over - 6.433 175. Another Suitcase In Another Hall - 6.409 176. Stay - 6.367 177. Don't Stop - 6.339 178. Girl Gone Wild - 6.324 179. I Know It - 6.267 180. Act Of Contrition - 6.245 181. Fighting Spirit - 6.227 182. I Don't Give A (Feat. Nicki Minaj) - 6.203 183. It's So Cool - 6.191 184. Illuminati - 6.167 185. Funana - 6.161 186. Dance 2Night - 6.152 187. Borrowed Time - 6.118 187. History - 6.118 189. Sooner Or Later - 6.109 189. One More Chance - 6.109 191. Back That Up To The Beat - 6.076 192. Let Down Your Guard - 6.036 193. Killers Who Are Partying - 6.015 194. I'm A Sinner - 6.012 195. I Fucked Up - 5.964 196 - Some Girls - 5.933 197. He's A Man - 5.924 198. Give Me All Your Luvin' (Feat. Nicki Minaj & M.I.A.) - 5.921 199. Buenos Aires - 5.894 200. Super Pop - 5.848 201. Revolver (Feat. Lil Wayne) - 5.827 202. Can't Stop - 5.776 203. Ain't No Big Deal - 5.736 204. Turn Up The Radio - 5.727 205. Best Friend - 5.721 206. Graffiti Heart - 5.697 207. Hanky Panky - 5.691 208. Love Makes The World Go Round - 5.679 209. Back In Business - 5.67 210. Pretender - 5.661 211. Lament - 5.615 212. Cyber-Raga - 5.603 213. Incredible - 5.545 214. Jimmy Jimmy - 5.521 215. Now I'm Following You - 5.497 216. Ring My Bell - 5.424 217. S.E.X. - 5.373 218. Spanish Lesson - 4.997 219. Shoo-Bee-Doo - 4.948 220. More - 4.852 221. What Can You Lose - 4.436 222. Superstar - 4.391 223. Auto-Tune Baby - 4.121 224. Cry Baby - 3.367 225. I'm Going Bananas - 3.327 226. B-Day Song (Feat. M.I.A.) - 3.000 227. Hey You - 2.976
I'm both disappointed it's out and relieved that The Hive Mind of Bad Taste will finally shut the fuck up about wanting it to leave now
Ah well it was coming I guess. It has survived a long period through the demand for its culling. For that, I'll never understand... But summing the middle 8 up as 'the sun breaking through the clouds', I don't think I could sum it up better, just, a beautiful moment in a beautiful intriguing song, it almost reminds of True Blue Madonna.
Finally! "Body Shop" isn't bad, but it's disappointing to see it outlasted so many amazing songs. To be honest, I'm kind of living for this "Rebel Heart" decimation, especially after "Messiah" left way before it should. "Ghosttown" and "Devil Pray" are the only remaining songs from that album I truly care for.
