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Madonna: The Discography Rate - COMPLETE

Discussion in 'Charts, rates etc' started by RJF, Apr 19, 2020.

  1. I mean... I wouldn’t be mad if Hung Up won, because it’s an amazing song, but I really hope it doesn’t because it’d be so predictable.
     
  2. The question, this is the question. Those airhorns are everything and the lyrics are biting. What an amazing anthem Unapologetic Bitch is, my God. My second favorite on the album behind Ghosttown.
     
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  3. RainOnFire

    RainOnFire Staff Member

    All of you calling for Body Shop's exit can choke. I need it to hit the Top 100 at the very least and then I can rest easy.
     
  4. Yeah Body Shop is a little past its time now
     
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  5. What is wrong with you all to let Masterpiece get so far? I didn’t realise you were all so boring.
     
  6. I can't wait for Body Shop and Masterpiece to leave just so I don't have to listen to anymore bitching about them.

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  7. Masterpiece is definitely the case of being one of the better of a bad bunch for me. No way it should've stayed over something like Extreme Occident, good grief.
     
  8. Unapologetic Bitch always sounded like a filler to me so I'm happy that its out already. I cant believe it was supposed to be the lead single from Rebel Heart for a minute when you have the much better Bitch I'm Madonna right there.

    I wouldnt be mad if either Frozen, Hung Up or Into The Groove won this rate.
     
  9. R27

    R27

    Body Shop is tied for my highest Rebel Heart score kii.
     
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  10. I wouldn’t be mad either. It’s the song that got me into Madonna and made me love her and I listen to it at least once a day.
     
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  11. Abba would have too much of the credit for a Hung Up win. In the end, Madonna (like everyone) must stand alone...
     
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  12. We were warned, but I miss @RJF.

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  13. Unapologetic Bitch is my favorite song off of Rebel Heart. Where do I laminate my basic [redacted] card?
     
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  14. This Brazilian lady being all of us

     
  15. Hung Up’s a 10, but an 11 needs to win. And there’s plenty of those to pick from as a winner.
     
  16. RJF

    RJF

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    SCORE: 7.061


    2015 PLACEMENT: DOWN 9 - 6.804
    HIGHEST SCORE: 10 x 7 (@AshtrayHeart @Euphoria @Andrew.L @Up Down Suite @torontodj @phoenix123 @Lila)
    LOWEST SCORE: 1 x 1 (@paperboyfriendd)
    MY SCORE: 9/10

    Well, it felt inevitable after the calls for it to leave, but I think "Body Shop" has done well. Pushing past a 7/10 score and not suffering from a drop anywhere near as steep as other Rebel Heart tracks, I think this was one of the best surprises on the album when I heard it for the first time. I mean, yes, on the surface it's just another naughty Madonna song with silly double entendres but there's also such a tenderness to it too. That first verse alone just turns my insides to goo. Mother is a classic automobile and there's nothing else on the road like her... but she's also done a lot of miles, she's got a few dings and dents, and if you look under the hood there are maybe a few things that require a bit of love and attention, but everything is still in excellent working order and being in the driver's seat is a feeling like no other.

    It's Madonna's delivery here that really seals the deal; that unbelievably pleasant lilt softer than whipped cream just floats and settles over the campfire song production, which pre-talent-erosion-BloodPop provides. After the previous album had seen some of her laziest, most unpleasant vocal takes, it was nice to have confirmation that there was still something great to be heard. The whole thing is just perfectly pitched; how it manages to get away with cheesy innuendos by pairing them with that stunningly sweet melody, how it meshes mechanical and biological, funny and lovely, and that middle-eight sounding like the sun breaking through the clouds. It's just such a quirky, sparkling, cute little thing, and easily one of her best in the last decade.

    The song was performed as part of the Rebel Heart Tour with a suitable amount of cars and sexy mechanics on stage. There's also a bit of eyebrow-waggling over some action with a gas nozzle where Madonna seems to pretend to brandish it not unlike a penis. Hot.

     
  17. RJF

    RJF

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    136. Body Shop - 7.061
    137. Unapologetic Bitch - 7.058
    137. Extreme Occident - 7.058
    139. Looking For Mercy - 7.042
    140. You Must Love Me - 7.024
    141. Goodbye To Innocence - 7.009
    142. Gang Bang - 6.939
    143. Holy Water - 6.915
    144. Gambler - 6.912
    145. Think Of Me - 6.906
    146. Beat Goes On (Feat. Kanye West) - 6.894
    147. Beautiful Killer - 6.884
    148. Hold Tight - 6.873
    149. The Look Of Love - 6.824
    150. Future (Feat. Quavo) - 6.8
    151. Batuka - 6.791
    152. Voices - 6.785
    153. Best Night - 6.755
    154. Veni Vidi Vici (Feat. Nas) - 6.752
    154. Broken (I'm Sorry) - 6.752
    156. Shanti / Ashtangi - 6.73
    157. Addicted - 6.712
    158. Iconic (Feat. Chance The Rapper & Mike Tyson) - 6.702
    158. Ciao Bella - 6.702
    160. Spotlight - 6.694
    161. I Love New York - 6.652
    162. Messiah - 6.639
    163. Love Song - 6.621
    163. I'd Rather Be Your Lover - 6.621
    165. Supernatural - 6.615
    166. Candy Shop - 6.588
    167. Wash All Over Me - 6.561
    168. HeartBreakCity - 6.558
    169. Bitch I'm Loca (Feat. Maluma) - 6.548
    170. Your Honesty - 6.524
    171. Beautiful Scars - 6.461
    172. Something To Remember - 6.458
    173. Love Don't Live Here Anymore - 6.448
    174. Over And Over - 6.433
    175. Another Suitcase In Another Hall - 6.409
    176. Stay - 6.367
    177. Don't Stop - 6.339
    178. Girl Gone Wild - 6.324
    179. I Know It - 6.267
    180. Act Of Contrition - 6.245
    181. Fighting Spirit - 6.227
    182. I Don't Give A (Feat. Nicki Minaj) - 6.203
    183. It's So Cool - 6.191
    184. Illuminati - 6.167
    185. Funana - 6.161
    186. Dance 2Night - 6.152
    187. Borrowed Time - 6.118
    187. History - 6.118
    189. Sooner Or Later - 6.109
    189. One More Chance - 6.109
    191. Back That Up To The Beat - 6.076
    192. Let Down Your Guard - 6.036
    193. Killers Who Are Partying - 6.015
    194. I'm A Sinner - 6.012
    195. I Fucked Up - 5.964
    196 - Some Girls - 5.933
    197. He's A Man - 5.924
    198. Give Me All Your Luvin' (Feat. Nicki Minaj & M.I.A.) - 5.921
    199. Buenos Aires - 5.894
    200. Super Pop - 5.848
    201. Revolver (Feat. Lil Wayne) - 5.827
    202. Can't Stop - 5.776
    203. Ain't No Big Deal - 5.736
    204. Turn Up The Radio - 5.727
    205. Best Friend - 5.721
    206. Graffiti Heart - 5.697
    207. Hanky Panky - 5.691
    208. Love Makes The World Go Round - 5.679
    209. Back In Business - 5.67
    210. Pretender - 5.661
    211. Lament - 5.615
    212. Cyber-Raga - 5.603
    213. Incredible - 5.545
    214. Jimmy Jimmy - 5.521
    215. Now I'm Following You - 5.497
    216. Ring My Bell - 5.424
    217. S.E.X. - 5.373
    218. Spanish Lesson - 4.997
    219. Shoo-Bee-Doo - 4.948
    220. More - 4.852
    221. What Can You Lose - 4.436
    222. Superstar - 4.391
    223. Auto-Tune Baby - 4.121
    224. Cry Baby - 3.367
    225. I'm Going Bananas - 3.327
    226. B-Day Song (Feat. M.I.A.) - 3.000
    227. Hey You - 2.976
     
  18. I'm both disappointed it's out and relieved that The Hive Mind of Bad Taste will finally shut the fuck up about wanting it to leave now
     
  19. Ah well it was coming I guess. It has survived a long period through the demand for its culling. For that, I'll never understand...
    But summing the middle 8 up as 'the sun breaking through the clouds', I don't think I could sum it up better, just, a beautiful moment in a beautiful intriguing song, it almost reminds of True Blue Madonna.
     
  20. Finally!
    "Body Shop" isn't bad, but it's disappointing to see it outlasted so many amazing songs.

    To be honest, I'm kind of living for this "Rebel Heart" decimation, especially after "Messiah" left way before it should. "Ghosttown" and "Devil Pray" are the only remaining songs from that album I truly care for.
     
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