Because I want to be free of both this and y'all early today... 47 SCORE: 8.464 11 x 1 @clowezra 2015 PLACEMENT: UP 50!!! - 97 of 210 (7.284) HIGHEST SCORE: 10 x 38 (@nikkysan @AshtrayHeart @cheida @eatyourself @HEARTCORE @m_dimitrov @discoteca @Lucy Honeychurch @sfmartin @OSHi @JMRGBY @soratami @GimmeWork @Andrew.L @elear @Andy French @Up Down Suite @Dreampopboy @Coochi @scottdisick94 @Zdarlight @joeee @Xanax @Jimmyandroid @paperboyfriendd @Crisp X @Lila @Pop Life @Rogue @TheChoirgirlHotel @KingBruno @Digital Ghost @Trinu 3.0 @ufint @nametag @Markus1981 @FrozenNight @Weslicious) LOWEST SCORE: 3 x 1 (@Filippa) MY SCORE: 6/10 ...Oh, fine. And Music loses its last remaining album track, which... might be our highest climber in the entire rate unless I'm forgetting something else earlier that dove up massively in the lower reaches of the rate. "Impressive Instant" gains over a full point in score, and climbs fifty placements from its 2015 finish. What caused this? Why this track? Why now? Who was this? Why? Why? Why? It's nicely produced but... that's it? What else is there? I don't get it, I don't want to get it. You can do whatever you want behind closed doors but don't rub it in my face. It has been miserably out its depth for weeks, and I'm simply glad it's gone now. Girls, look inside yourselves and see the truth: this is a silly, glitchy bleep bloop bop and nothing more. Birthed Charli XCX! This is a rate for talented songs and at this point, it has no talent. Instant? Perhaps. Impressive? I'm impressed at the gall it took to gobble up dozens of better songs and ascend far higher than it had any right to. But... no. This barely registers for me as something notable in Madonna's back catalogue, so thank God it's been stopped in its tracks outside the watermark of the Top 40. And speaking not reaching the Top 40, we once again tell the story of Music's lost fourth single, where Madonna wanted this to be the fourth single (trash) and Warner wanted "Amazing" instead (also trash). The result of the skirmish was that no one got what they wanted, no fourth single was released, and we were spared another offering from this thoroughly average album. Oop! I'll hand over to @clowNezra to EXPLAIN THEMSELVES: "I'm ready to be questioned on this, but this pretty much encapsulates everything I love about Madonna. Forward thinking (this still sounds as futuristic as when it was released), camp, ridiculous, completely unique, relentlessly her." The song was performed during the Drowned World Tour, which was some high school show proppery bullshit involving those tunnels that kids crawl through some flashlights, and Madonna singing almost entirely from the back of her throat. It was also performed during that two second promo """tour""" for the album. I've linked to both performances below. Enjoy!