So instead of 31, we have... a tie at 30! That's right; Madonna is so good she has 31 songs in her Top 30. Queen! SCORE: 8.788 11 x 1 @AllGagaLike 2015 PLACEMENT: UP 8 - 8.335 HIGHEST SCORE: 10 x 46 (@nikkysan @AshtrayHeart @Tigerlily @aux @P'NutButter @eatyourself @HEARTCORE @m_dimitrov @tylerc904 @Future Lover @Remyky22 @Cutlery @Suburbia @Phonetics Boy @Andy French @torontodj @1991 @Syzygyz @Dreampopboy @Fuchsia @Modeblock @Coochi @DominoDancing @Hurricane Drunk @scottdisick94 @Robsolete @Sideout @MilesAngel @RetroPhysical @Zdarlight @joeee @VeryPSB @Candy Perfume Girl @Miss Lange @Crisp X @Lila @clowezra @Rogue @TheChoirgirlHotel @KingBruno @Remorque @Digital Ghost @RainOnFire @nametag @japanbonustrack @Beautiful Child 2) LOWEST SCORE: 5.5 x 2 (@paullypaul @dancingwithmyself) MY SCORE: 8/10 "Skin" only received ten scores below 7/10. Out of one hundred and sixty five voters. This is the calibre of track we're dealing with here in the Madonna Discography Rate at #30 for fuck sake. "Skin" leaving also means that "Sky Fits Heaven" is officially Madonna's best album track, as voted for by y'all. I know the jury's out on whether or not "God Control" counts as a single, but let's be honest: in terms of a 2019 Madonna single, it most definitely does, and this is my fucking rate, so what I say goes. I've done two pretty bulky write ups already today so I'm afraid "Skin" probably isn't going to get much out of me but... I don't think it requires much analysis? "Kiss me I'm dying." sounds like a pick up line that some of you have most definitely tried in the past to what I'm sure were wildly differing results, but it rather perfectly nails the urgency and point of the song instantly; the desperation for touch, for skin-on-skin on contact. Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. The song is basically this: (NSFW???) ...but given a 90s trance facelift. It's a banger; it bangs, banging is its field, and it's also about banging to boot. Madonna even sounds like she achieves orgasm by the end of it. I do think it maybe has managed to go a little further than it should have here, but I imagine all of us are craving anybody's hands on us or in us or up us or through us at this point in 2020. So. The production is spectacular, I'll give it that. "Skin" was never performed live, so here is a video of the original, more elastic demo, and three promo videos for MDNA Skin. Mother really does have a youthful complexion. Oh, and that Beauty Roller is literally just a penis. Enjoy!