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Madonna: The Discography Rate - COMPLETE

Discussion in 'Charts, rates etc' started by RJF, Apr 19, 2020.

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    SCORE: 9.67

    11 x 4

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    @Maki
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    2015 PLACEMENT: UP 1 - 5 of 210 (9.412)
    21ST CENTURY RATE WINNER
    HIGHEST SCORE: 10 x 108
    (@nikkysan @funkyg @cheida @Jwentz @Butterfly @Raichu @P'NutButter @eatyourself @HEARTCORE @m_dimitrov @discoteca @tom71 @Sprockrooster @maverick_79 @tylerc904 @Doenjang @sfmartin @rav4boy @Angeleyes @2014 @Future Lover @JMRGBY @Remyky22 @AllGagaLike @Cutlery @Suburbia @matthew. @gezza76 @madgemad @soratami @GimmeWork @Endothelium @Mirwais Ahmadzaï @Babyface @Andrew.L @Mjg0806 @elear @Ana Raquel @Andy French @fatyoshi @WoW73 @Up Down Suite @CasperFan @torontodj @theelusivechanteuse @1991 @Sail On @Syzygyz @Dreampopboy @Fuchsia @FridayNight @Modeblock @Coochi @DominoDancing @muddleddreams @scottdisick94 @letuinmybackdoor @Drew @Robsolete @Fortune @R27 @Sideout @MilesAngel @unnameable @RetroPhysical @citoig @joeee @Xanax @VeryPSB @TrueBeliever @DinahLee @aaronhansome @SloMover @Jimmyandroid @Candy Perfume Girl @joe_alouder @Miss Lange @Michael17 @Mister_G @Lila @Pop Life @K94 @clowezra @Filippa @Rogue @TheChoirgirlHotel @KingBruno @eliminathan @Remorque @Digital Ghost @Trinu 3.0 @MrMannacroix @LTG @ufint @Verandi @RainOnFire @M24 @nametag @Holly Something @sexercise @Mr Blonde @Music Is Death @strangekin @japanbonustrack @fancygreen @Bangers&Bops @tommylander @beyoncésweave)
    LOWEST SCORE: 7 x 1 (@Sleepycat)
    MY SCORE: 9.5/10

    And our Top 3 remains intact. "Hung Up" and "Into The Groove" actually traded places a few times during the voting, with "Into The Groove" sitting in its original position until 130 voters, meaning it was actually at #4 approximately two minutes before voting closed. What, more shade about the fact that so many of y'all took the complete piss with the voting period? You bet your ass it is. I've only got three days left to get it in.

    In what will be the final time this comes up in a write up in this rate, did y'all know that Madonna was working on seventeen different musicals in the early 00s? I know American Life flopping hit her hard, but turning to musical theatre... she must have been in a really dark place. Patrick Leonard, Mirwais Ahmadzaï, and Stuart Price were all enlisted to submit songs for these projects (but not a fucking ALBUM????) only for the entire thing to fall apart because Madonna was never happy with the script. Somewhere, as she twirled around a stripping pole, a young Diablo Cody felt a chill and had no idea why, even though her tiddies were out.

    But anyway, having a scrapyard of half-finished songs in her possession naturally turned into album sessions, and "Hung Up" was one of the songs that would make out of said scrapyard. For some reason, Stuart had thought that building the song entirely around a sample from ABBA's Benny & Björn, songwriters who were notoriously cagey about clearing samples, was a good idea. These two drama queens honestly required Madonna to send an emissary to Sweden with a letter begging for them to let them use the "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" sample, like it was the fucking Middle Ages and no one was allowed to leave their kingdom. Just email, lads. Shockingly, they cleared the sample - only the second ever time they had done so - after a hefty chunk of the royalties were agreed to be theirs. Remember what I said in the write up for "Ray Of Light" about artistic integrity having a price? It seems that the deal was pretty far reaching; giving them a cut if someone so much as hummed the song. No wonder our tight-fisted Queen has mangled it on every tour outing since the inaugural one.

    Negotiating for a large chunk of the royalties paid off, literally. "Hung Up" was, is, and will always be huge. Over twenty years into her career, Madonna snatched another defining hit that was up there with all her other defining hits. To date, it has sold over nine million copies and, thanks to it coming out around the advent of digital downloads, is most likely Madonna's most successful single on paper, and one of the biggest selling singles of all time. So it feels a bit strange to do this write up now, as the last time I did it, it was the last song to get a write up, and the last song to leave out of all three 2015 rates, winning the 21st Century Rate and bringing to a close what had been a year of rating Madonna's music. But I had breaks in 2015, whereas I have been entrenched in this particular project for six uninterrupted months of the weirdest year of everyone's life, and it only hits me now that I'll have this feeling twice more, with two more rate winners still just over the horizon. Wow. Eliminating winners, now. We really are nearly done.

    Let's get one thing absolutely straight: "Hung Up" probably should have left last night, but that doesn't make it anything other than absolutely perfect. It is a titan of a pop song; towering, glittering, overwhelming, and terrifying, and it is a credit to both itself and the songs that have surpassed it that it has made it as far as this. It is a thundering, juddering, war machine of pop that blazed across the world and delivered to Madonna what would appear to be her final Hail Mary on the charts. There is not a single second of it that isn't designed for success, whether that be on the charts, on a stage in front of thousands, or in the hearts of homosexuals everywhere. It is glory in music. The argument has been made so many times: it's nothing without the ABBA sample, and... maybe that's correct. But it's a fucking good thing we don't live in a world without the sample then, isn't it. Imagine a world where everything was perfect apart from "Hung Up" containing that sample. It would make you hesitate chucking this world - ravaged by disease and disaster and surely doomed - in, even if only for a moment. Madonna has always been at her absolute best when she's on the attack in her uptempos, and that is crystallised here as she swings maniacally between telling a fuckboi to go fuck himself before admitting that she's hooked on his bullshit, no matter how hard she tries to resist. It emulates that nocturnal neediness of the song it samples perfectly (although not so much it requires another cheque) where you're basically serving:

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    ...before giving that number a ring ring ring at a quarter to two. It's a simple conceit, but an eternal one. In fact, the lyrics are almost inconsequential to the whole thing when you're faced with the impeccably crafted disco drama around it. The breathless verses, the MASSIVE chorus, the breakdown close to the end where it feels like all the air has been sucked out the room only to come whooshing back in just before you pass out, before one last swing round of that chorus and a fade out into ticking that leads onto the best song on the album. PERFECTION. But it was the right time for it to leave.

    Let's move on to our 11/10 givers, shall we? It would appear we only have one bit of commentary, and it is from... @Maki (NO WAIT COME BACK!) who seems to be doing everything but finishing that demo rate for some singer I used to like. Let's see what he has to say for himself... Or let's do what he's been doing and not read any of the below, make a few comments about the whole ordeal, and read it at a later date!

    "Choosing an 11 among a discography this broad and consistent, by an artist so monumental and impactful is obviously quite a challenge. In cases like these, when there are so many contenders for 11/10 score (honourable mentions to masterpieces like "Secret", "To Have and Not to Hold", "La Isla Bonita" etc.), I tend to choose a song that has the most sentimental/nostalgic value to it. "Hung Up" is the only song that checks all the boxes.

    My aunt, who I mentioned a few times before, used to babysit me before I started going to school and before she got married (which happened pretty much simultaneously). This was during the early 00's, when pop behemoths like Kylie and Gwen were spewing out hits, and Madonna was having her great resurgence. She was more of an alt-rock fan at the time, with No Doubt and Green Day being her main preferences.

    I owe a lot to my aunt when it comes to developing my own tastes in music genres. As someone who was listening to either old French music, mainly France Gall (the goddess who is on my avatar) or folk/doom/symphonic/nu metal during the early teens, suddenly plunging into the pop world, just before joining this forum, and re-discovering all the awesome hits I was exposed to during that time felt very. It seemed like I was missing out on the joys of pop music for years. Like... this is fun.

    Since then, I further dived into myriad of genres and artists, and still being on my quest for discovering as much music as possible.

    Okay, rewind to early/mid 00's. My aunt used to play the radio a lot and watched MTV, too. Obviously, some of the pop hits were bound to appear and we danced along. The golden trinity of those songs were Gwen's "What You Waiting For?", Kylie's "Can't Get You Out of My Head" and you guessed it, "Hung Up". Radio on top of the shelf. Speakers on top of a huge cabinet, next to a pair of cast head sculptures she created for her art academy, one at each side. Play. "Hung Up" starts playing. We improvise a choreography. When the song reaches the breakdown, during those fade in/out effects in the middle-8, she says: 'Let's pretend we're underwater!' Moments like these are just engraved in my mind. Those glimpses of past are where I would like to live in forever.

    Truly some of the best memories are linked to that period of time. Being completely carefree. Possibly the happiest I've ever been (and probably I'll ever be) in my life, too. We often look back on those days with smiles, laughter, and even some tears, especially since we very recently renovated the room where those memories stemmed from. They aren't wrong when they say nostalgia is the worst and the best feeling to exist.

    That should be enough of a reason to award this song my 11. Besides the fact that "Hung Up" one of the best pop songs of all time. I mean, there's literally nothing less than perfection in that banger - from the first to the last second. Not many songs that can even come close to being so well-crafted. Melody: impeccable. Production: astonishing. Delivery: amazing. Most likely the best and most iconic use of a sample ever, too. It's just an enormous pop moment that was inescapable and undeniably fantastic. Every time I hear the song, it transports me back to those happier times and gives me that distinctive nostalgia punch to the gut.

    Bonus connection: My aunt, Madonna and me all share the same birthday.

    Time goes by... so quickly."

    "Hung Up" received a brilliant and iconic video, which launched a thousand Madonna impressions for a good few years and gave her another iconic look to add to her repertoire. If you go anywhere in a pink leotard with your pussy threatening to pounce, people will know who you're meant to be. The video basically sees her gather a troupe of dancers from all around the world and have them make their way to her for a wee rave in London and... it's so stylish? The entire setup of mum in the rehearsal room is inspired, and some of the best video work of her career. I've never seen a towel thrown into a corner fiercer. If you've never listened to "Hung Up" on your way to or from a party or a night out and not pretended to be Madonna as she struts down a narrow London street during the penultimate chorus, I am going to revoke your homosexuality and give it someone who will appreciate it more. The song also received loads of promo performances, notably the EMAs, Coachella, and the opening of the 2006 Grammys, where she performed with the fucking Gorillaz for maximum randomness. The song was also performed atrociously during Sticky & Sweet and MDNA. However, I'm not even going to waste embed links to those two performances.

    The only tour performance that matters is the one that happened for its parent album on Confessions. After an absolutely tantalising performance of "Lucky Star" that samples the throbbing verse instrumental of "Hung Up" and closes the main show, Madonna asks if we want to hear some more, and we definitely do. After a brief quick-change and some of her dancers doing parkour through the audience, they eventually jump back onto the catwalk, bolt up to the main stage like they're being chased, and just as they reach it, the teasing finally ends, the music explodes, and everything becomes colour and light. What follows is maybe Madonna's finest uptempo tour performance ever. The moment where she voraciously humps the boombox before falling into the same pose she takes on the album cover is absolute orgasm-inducing fan service at its finest. Enjoy!

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  3. Hung Up is always such a rush.
     
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  4. It’s one of the greatest pop songs of all time but it’s time WAS yesterday. I’ll accept 4.
     
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  5. Hung Up is a master study in taking something that could have been ridiculous tacky (Abba sample, discotheque theme, repetitive lyrics) and elevating it to an art form. I feel like there are more successful examples on the album, but this is behemoth pop music.

    It's also impressive that it still doesn't feel that old, considering it's as old now as Vogue was when Hung Up was released!
     
  6. I love Hung Up. I love it just as much everytime I play it.
    Multiple Eargasms throughout
     
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  7. RJF

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    Madonna hasn't really had a lot of professional knocks in her life. Maybe relatively, because when you're at the top, and consistently stay at the top, there's only one direction you can go. But not in the grand scheme of things. And besides, she would always claw her way back or prove that those who wrote her off were wrong in the end. The two biggest times where it seemed like the gamble to shock or provoke rattled her a little were with Erotica - which basically led to a decade-long image rehabilitation - and with American Life, where she saw herself vilified for this odd, quiet album all because she had dared to be critical of administration at the time. The times, how they change.

    She was eager to get back on top, and fast. So she quickly fled to the place that has always been a friendly, safe space for her: the dance floor. She made one of her best, funnest albums, looked down at God, flashed him a little bit of underboob, and said, "What do you say, sis? Fancy clicking your fingers and giving me just one more taste?"

    And God said:

    "Okay, bitch."

    Confessions On A Dance Floor, from the last time official numbers were published, has sold over twelve million copies worldwide. It was released twenty three years after Madonna's debut album came out, and she was forty-seven years old. That kind of success in a career this long for an artist, quite frankly, that old, just does not happen ever, and would happen even less these days. She was back on top, making No.1 records, adding more iconic looks and hits to her back catalogue, and embarking on the best tour of her career. It was perfect.

    Confessions is a great album, but where it gets the added push up from fans is that it acts as the great uniter between us all. Younger fans don't dumbly hate it like they do a lot of the 80s stuff because they think it sounds dated (DEAF.) and older fans don't dumbly hate it because they no longer keep up with current trends while Madonna surrounds herself with collaborators who do and therefore they think everything she does now is shit and desperate (ALSO DEAF.). It came about at the absolute perfect crossover time where it re-energised previous and current fans while cementing a swathe of new ones. And what's more, it's generally just insanely beloved and acclaimed for an artist who can be divisive even for people who love her. For once, the peanut gallery was in awed silence... before it broke into rapturous applause. And we all remember it properly too! It's not a fuzzy adolescent memory with no understanding or context or a repressed growing up in the 80s homo heartbreak flashback. We all knew these were bops, and enjoyed them accordingly!

    And plus... isn't it just nice sometimes? We can give all the bluster and bravado we want about only the music mattering, but it's sometimes just nice to put on your new favourite song by your always-favourite artist and not have it be met with confusion, scorn, or outright revulsion from A Normal. One of the best clubbing memories of my life was being at a contemporary disco night (for the Glasgow hunties, the basement dance floor in Nice N Sleazys nn) where the DJ played "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" and the audience fucking loved it... but you know what they loved more? When that slightly foreboding Stuart Price throbbing synth started to trickle in, the track explosively transitioned into "Hung Up" and blew all their fucking minds. Everyone went wild. Madonna wouldn't be Madonna had she not been the biggest popstar in the world for decades. Her success has always been a part of her artistry, and it's okay to enjoy both. Hell, she even spends most of this album contemplating that very dichotomy.

    ...we don't get as many moments like the one above as we used to, for a multitude of reasons. But we do get to sit in this thread together and talk about it all. For three more days, at least. So let's not take it for granted and enjoy it while it lasts! And make sure I make it to page 600.







     
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  8. RJF

    RJF

    ALBUM RANKING... SO FAR

    1. American Life - 8.361
    2. Erotica - 8.13
    3. True Blue - 7.932
    4. Music - 7.916
    5. Confessions On A Dance Floor - 7.892
    6. Bedtime Stories - 7.878
    7. Madonna - 7.767
    8. Madame X - 7.205
    9. Like A Virgin - 6.959
    10. Hard Candy - 6.825
    11. Rebel Heart - 6.822
    12. MDNA - 6.12
    13. I'm Breathless - 5.133

    Like A Prayer
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  9. RJF

    RJF

    Tomorrow, #3.

    After that, the end.


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  10. The ABBA-free teaser version of "Hung Up" that soundtracked a Motorola commercial still sounded huge.

    "Hello Moto"...

     
  11. BTG

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    What a top three though.

    Most girls wish they had one of these songs in their canon.
     
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  12. RJF

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    nn NOT one hundred tunes on your phone. THE POWER!
     
  13. In 2007, Hung Up was listed in the Guinness Book of Records as the song that topped the charts in most countries (41) ever. I've read somewhere that it even hit Number One in Iraq.
     
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    "I think I'm in a state of shock.

    I know the rate's almost over, but it's--
    Last week in the Top 15, I really felt like I was gonna have a nervous breakdown.

    I couldn't take the questionable taste, absorb the commentary. It was too hot.
    Everything was getting to me. And I thought...
    I think I'm getting ready for the depression for when the rate's over.

    But I really don't feel emotional tonight.
    I know everybody else does...
    but I don't feel emotional because it's like it's already ended for me.

    It's like when you know someone's dying...
    you have to make your peace before they die.
    I've done this with close friends of mine.
    I make my peace with it before it happens...
    so I don't get really hurt.
    And then when it happens it's like...
    I don't feel anything.

    But I know I'll feel something later.
    I just don't know when that's gonna be.
    I guess it's a protection device.

    I hope I'm in a safe place when it happens."


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  15. Top 3!

    C’mon, “Vogue”!

    Let’s go eat some fried fish!!!
     
  16. An amazing, world shattering song. I’m just glad it didn’t win.
     
  17. Hung Up is the song that made me obsessed with her and the same goes for its parent album so it’s only fitting I’m the highest scorer again. And I will never ever get over the tour.

    Give us the Blu-Ray queen!
     
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  18. ABBA is a multi-billion industry in itself, and Benny and Bjorn are incredibly protective over their legacy, a bit too much I sometimes think. But Benny did say this about the Hung Up situation -

    "We get so many requests from people wanting to use our tracks but we normally say 'no'. This is only the second time we have given permission. We said 'yes' this time because we admire Madonna so much and always have done. She has got guts and has been around for 21 years. That is not bad going."

    But I do admit that they also love money, money, money.
     
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  19. Kind of shocked to see I’m a low scorer for Confessions. I really under-scored some of the album tracks.
     
  20. RJF

    RJF

    These three remaining songs have been your Top 3 since... my very first leaderboard collation at ten voters, and no other song broke through once. And while the rest of the rate was far beneath them, the fight between them has been ferocious. Across the voting, each one has taken a turn in all of the remaining positions, and it was a fight for supremacy until the end.

    Who is your winner?
     
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