REMINDER that she has never once performed this song live??!
She did perform it at the Rebel Heart concert I was at in London in December 2015. It was in tribute to somebody - an artist? - that had just died who was from London who Ithink she'd worked with at some point. Or something like that, perhaps somebody else was there who can remind me of the details.
It ended up being rather a rousing rendition, actually, I can remember it being a tad bit more upbeat and the whole O2 swaying along and singing "Will I wait for you, my substitute for love?" over and over.
Christ, please don't tell me I've made that all up, you make me doubt it happened when you say "she has never once performed this song live??!"
MEANWHILE - I was today years old when I learned the correct lyrics to "Music" are:
EDIT: Thank God, I'm not going mad.
https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/madonna/2015/the-o2-arena-london-england-73f292ad.html