To be fair, Kylie not coming back has probably given me two of my favourite explanations for a no-show;
1) She didn't come to her mother's funeral because she was 'too sad' and walked a dog instead
and
2) None of them came to her son's wedding because she arrived at Melbourne Airport, was told he had (supposedly) jilted his bride at the alter so just got on the next flight back to Brisbane
1) She didn't come to her mother's funeral because she was 'too sad' and walked a dog instead
and
2) None of them came to her son's wedding because she arrived at Melbourne Airport, was told he had (supposedly) jilted his bride at the alter so just got on the next flight back to Brisbane