Not only is it a single, it's also bilingual.
46.
Imagine cheesiness and a crap way to open
classy postmodern pop
46. Dj Culture <- official spelling, can't help it
6.9972222222
17th single from Discography
UK #13, IRL #7, SWE #17, AUS #130, FIN #6, GER #19, Ray's Chart #5
Highest score: 10 (
@tylerc904,
@TrendyMüller,
@Eric Generic,
@slurmjunkie,
@Jóga)
Lowest score: 2 (
@JakeMagnus for a change,
@Heaven on Earth)
Neil: When we were touring on the
Performance tour, I wrote down in my notebook this phrase 'DJ culture'. At the beginning of 1991, just as we were about to go on tour, the Gulf War happened, and I'd had this idea – rather a pretentious idea in some ways – of the way that everyone talked about the Gulf War as though it was the Second World War. It was a very odd war, the Gulf War, because it wasn't really hand-to-hand fighting – it was like a computer game, almost, on television. And at the end of the day no one really won it. At the same time the cult of the DJ was becoming a big thing, and records being sampled too, and I thought: people don't just sample records, they also sample attitudes from the past. [...] People pretend President Bush and John Major are successful war leaders. [...] There was a lot of bullshit attitudes going on in the early Nineties, and the song is about how facile and pretentious modern life was.
The third verse is about how, if you have no history, you can reinvent yourself. There's a reference to Madonna in it – 'She after Sean'. [...] 'Liz before Betty' is something Heather Carson, the lighting designer, said on the
Performance tour: 'that's so Liz before Betty', i.e. Liz Taylor before the Betty Ford Clinic. [...] It also quotes from Oscar Wilde who, when he was sentenced to two years' hard labour, after the judge read the sentence, said 'And I, may I say nothing, my lord?' I misquote this on the record. He wasn't allowed to say anything. [...] We'd had the idea of writing a song with a song structure a bit like 'West End Girls' [This never happened before, of course – Ray].
Chris: We recorded it with Brothers In Rhythm at Sarm West.
Neil: We went into the studio with Brothers In Rhythm to make two hit singles for Discography.
Chris: Obviously an impossible task.
Neil: Chris spent the whole time saying, 'Obviously they'll both be flops'.
Chris: And I was right. I've always had a problem with the idea that you write 'hits' for a greatest hits that haven't been hits, therefore it's a bit presumptuous to put them on the album in the first place.
Neil: [...] At the same time this was a record we thought might do something in America [yes, flop completely – Ray] – are we insane? [...] We weren't quite happy with the Brothers In Rhythm seven-inch so we did the twelve-inch thinking we might get ideas for the seven-inch. Then, quite some time later, we brought in Stephen Hague to work on the seven-inch. He suggested I change the words in the chorus – in the twelve-inch the words don't change when there's a double chorus, but in the seven-inch I add the '...wondering who's your friend' bit.
Ray: I have a mixed attitude towards this song. There are days when I love it. Then there are days when I skip it. I have no idea how they ever imagined it would be a hit. It's got 'nice album track' written all over it. Perhaps the scratching was supposed to make it a hit? But it is wonderfully, wonderfully produced. I love the lyrics. Unlike
@DominoDancing I think the 'imagine the war which everyone won' is a really smart thing to say. Because history is written by winners. If Hitler won WW2, we wouldn't be learning about how Holocaust was a bad thing. So imagine a war where everyone won and it's taught about as this amazing thing that truly enriched everybody's lives and all of us should be happy it happened. 'Anything's possible, we're on the same side' – the side of fake sunsets. It's quite different from 'Violence' – it's more like Scissor Sisters' 'Sex And Violence' where they put this idea that the two are pretty much the same, and they truly can be. It's the advent of fake news, really. Using a snippet of truth to build a narrative around it, then present it as truth. I also adore the French bit. It's a bit of a call-back to 'It's A Sin', and a very smart one, too. And unlike their other attempts to rewrite 'West End Girls', doing so for a greatest hits album makes sense.
But what do YOU think???
@ohnoitisnathan:
Such a weak lead single for their first 'greatest hits'. Where's the melody? [I'm guessing you don't like 'West End Girls' either.]
@Mikey1701:
Completely forgettable. I struggle to remember what this goes like half the time. Totally outshined by it’s b-side. [True to form, this got 5 from Mikey, while 'Music For Boys' got a 10.]
@Sally_Harper:
This is OK but it’s a bit flat.
@DominoDancing:
"Imagine a war which everyone won" is sub-John-Lennon-Imagine cheesiness and a crap way to open an otherwise really good song.
@Bleu Noir: doesn't really go anywhere.
Seems popular so far.
@Farnaby:
Only in the 7" version. Strangely the 12" wipes all the magic out.
@Jóga: Love, love, love the references.
@One Stop Candy Shop: I like this a lot. But still a strange choice for a single off a greatest hits album.
@Future Lover:
Now we're talking. This is just the kind of classy postmodern pop that I like from the Boys.
@TrendyMüller:
Yes, a 10! You hear me!?! The 12“ would get even more points from me.
Would you give your 11 to the 12",
@TrendyMüller? Because you DO know you were supposed to score your favourite mix of everything?
12" mix:
Grid mix (interesting – sounds official but I NEVER heard of it) Edit: Ah, this is the same as DJ Culture
mix. Les Duh.
This is the last song with average below 7.