Phew. So where were we? Oh yes, the first out of 18 singles present on Discography has been booted.
45.
sorry but this is hideous
sublime track
45. A Man Could Get Arrested
7.0291666667
B-side to the famous R6615 – "West End Girls" – this 7" is SO famous I actually know its number by heart and own it. And sleep with it. OK, only sometimes.
Highest score: 10 (
@idratherjack,
@Jóga)
Lowest score: 1 (
@Sally_Harper)
"A Man Could Get Arrested" is one of the twelve songs originally recorded with Bobby 'O' Orlando.
Neil: I was working in New York at
Star Hits [this is brand new information – Ray] and Bobby 'O' flew Chris over – he only got his ticket in the morning of the flight – and then Bobby 'O' left town for three days and we only recorded in his office, which really pissed us off because we liked going into a proper recording studio. Anyway, we started writing a song, and Chris had thought of this drum pattern and Bobby 'O' loved it. But it was never finished at the time. The twelve-inch version [Alternative – Ray] is the Bobby 'O' version, but because he never completed it, we finished it. [...] The seven-inch version, which is actually the longer of the two, is a really Eighties pop production by Steve Spiro, who Tom Watkins was managing. We spent a week doing it with him. We changed the structure, and the order of the verses.
Chris: It's all real drums, real bass, real brass section.
Neil: The bass player of Status Quo is playing on this. He was a nice guy, actually.
Chris: This version has a great middle section. The brass section is like Sharon Redd, and we also get a fantastic Sharon Redd bit with the handclaps and a complete breakdown.
[...]
Neil: The song was inspired by an incident with a friend of ours where we ended up being chased by these lads through Russell Square and onto Kingsway. Bottles were thrown; there were bottles smashing in the street.
Chris: And Neil nearly did get arrested. It's always Neil that has scrapes with the law – I don't know if anyone's noticed that. He's always high and mighty about it, but it's always Neil.
Ray: I was unaware of the 7" mix for a VERY long time, until I bought the "West End Girls" 7" – I never saw the point of singles that had literally one song per side, because I am lazy – and it blew me away. It reminds me of "First We Take Manhattan" for some reason, and also "Material Girl", possibly because it sounds like it's electronic, but it really isn't. The bit at 4:00 of 7" mix – bliss. It also fascinates me how kindly Pet Shop Boys always speak of Bobby 'O', who made a million dollars off them AND pumped out countless crappy versions of 'West End Girls', 'One More Chance' etc. and at the end all he actually seems to have done was let them in the studio, then in his office, then plopped out that original 'West End Girls' single and that was it. I do agree that this is possibly their most aggressive track – it's probably New York rubbing on Neil, and all those broken pale ale bottles. The sweet and tender hooligan, our Neil.
@ohnoitisnathan:
Cool song title. Sounds like arcade music. [I think this is shade.]
@Sally_Harper:
I’m sorry but this is hideous. [That's pretty clear.]
@TrendyMüller:
Neil doesn´t quite sell this for me. He somehow is neither snarky nor aggressive enough. DIVINE should have „sung“ this! That would make it a 10. Also: The original 7“ version is much better than the break-dance version on Alternative. [Hipster.]
@Peer_Gynt10:
poor cousin to ‘Opportunities’ [No.]
@One Stop Candy Shop:
I love Opportunities and this is its clone. The vocals are very un-PSB. [The 7" vocals sound very, eh, Neil to me. Also I dislike 'Opportunities' in every incarnation.]
@Farnaby:
The end of the song prevents this sublime track from having a 10.
@Jóga:
Love, love, love the chorus - do it now! [I like how through first half of the song you have sung verses and spoken chorus. Or chorus-like bit. Whatever you call it.]
@DominoDancing:
I love both the 12" and the 7" inch version of this to bits. I love the ridiculous vocal effects and how aggressive some of the lyrics and Neil's performance are. The tone with which he spits out some of those "do it!" and "prove it" parts is something he wouldn't revisit at all anymore after the Please era.
@Future Lover:
The "Alternative" version of this track is the best by far. Very, very good stuff.
@Mikey1701:
Your other faves could never have B-sides this strong. This is unusually aggressive for the lads- probably owing that this is one of the earliest songs- and it fascinates me. I can’t recall another instance where Dame Neil injected his vocals with such ferocity.
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