Pet Shop Boys Rate. Part 1: 1985-1991. Winner.

About time these last two are out at last!

I find A Man Could Get Arrested slightly annoying because of the gimmicky vocal effects (especially on the 12" version). Also, Neil's vocals are not very good. The only parts I really like are the "Why don't we do it" melody and the ending of the 7" version, which gets a 6 from me. I would have only given 4 for the 12" version because - in addition to the irritating vocal effects - it also has that grating high-pitch rhythm going through from the very start.

To Face The Truth is ruined for me by the oohs and the Latin American sounding staccato stabs during the chorus - so not more than a 5 from me. It does sound a lot like coffee table music to me. Definitely my least favourite from Behaviour closely followed by the vastly overrated My October Symphony. If these two had been replaced with Bet She's Not Your Girlfriend and Miserablism (which had both been considered to go on the album at one point), it would be a near-perfect masterpiece.
 
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good, but in a weirdly sinister way














hasn't aged so well













Filler
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43. Shopping
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It's on the album, actually.

Highest score: 10 (@Eric Generic, @slurmjunkie, @SmashHitter, @GhettoPrincess)
Lowest score: 1 (@Peer_Gynt10)

Neil: Chris and I loved 'Word Up' by Cameo, so we decided to write something in the style of Cameo. Being us, we then thought, 'why don't we get Larry Blackmon of Cameo to produce it?' So we met him – he was on tour – and played him the track, and it was sort of going to happen, but it didn't. Then we wanted Keith Forsey, who had worked with Giorgio Moroder and had just been producing Billy Idol, to do it, but he had no interest in doing it. I was rather hurt, actually. The song started as a joke, with Chris and I walking down Oxford Street singing 'S-H-O-P-P-I-N-G' when we were shopping.
Chris: We used to sing it everywhere. It was like 'P-A-S-S-I-O-N'.



Neil: I don't think anyone had ever written a song about shopping, and it's such a common human activity, and in the Eighties it ceased to be presented as a necessity and instead became a leisure activity. However I couldn't think of anything particularly interesting to say about shopping so the words are about the government selling off nationalised industries. [Of course. – Ray] When this album came out many people, including ourselves, took the whole album to be loosely about Thatcherism, because you have this song, you have poverty in 'King's Cross', you have Aids in 'It Couldn't Happen Here'. 'Shopping' is also the other song, along with 'Opportunities', which created the myth that the Pet Shop Boys were ironic. [...]
Chris: 'Shopping' is always used on consumer programmes.
Neil: We still get requests.
Chris: At the end there's a cash till.

Neil: I'm supposed to be the irony merchant... my ironic detachment...
CH (Chris Heath): The whole of what the Pet Shop Boys do is often presented as an exercise in irony, isn't it?
Neil: (wearily) Yes. Of course elements of it have been – 'Opportunities', 'Shopping'...
CH: But those are simply ironic songs that you've done, which is very different from suggesting that the whole point of the Pet Shop Boys is to be ironic. The picture that is often painted is that the Pet Shop Boys pastiche and in some sense criticise pop music from the inside by being pop music's resident full time ironists.
Neil: Yes. And there's not a lot of truth in that. Someone once said about us that we made 'pop records about pop records'. [...] We've always tried to make records, in the main, that had the same delirium and excitement, or a very strong feeling about them. Chris really likes 'up' records, more than I do, but my voice cannot sound 'up' when I sing. I literally cannot do it.

Ray: Isn't it ironic, don't you think? I believe French & Saunders did a parody of this called 'D.E.C.O.R.A.T.I.N.G.' Can't find it on YouTube though. If anybody has it, please post link.

I love the variety of your opinions below. It really goes from 'a bit shit' to 'the shit'.

@GhettoPrincess: Should’ve been a single, it’s very catchy. Love the robotic chorus too.
@ohnoitisnathan: It's O.K.A.Y. (yes, I know that's technically not the 'correct' spelling).
@Bleu Noir: hasn't aged so well
@Heaven on Earth: A song that manages to be filled with malice to the rim while managing to be both catchy lyrical- and production-wise. If I was shopping, I certainly couldn’t come across very many albums that are better than its parent album. “Shopping” is a highlight.
@One Stop Candy Shop: It annoys me a tiny bit.
@Mikey1701: Anti-Maggie Thatcher & Privatisation Anthem. It’s not spectacular, but it’s by no means a bad track- in fact, I frequently bop to it. The production puts me in mind of a simplified Two Divided By Zero (not a bad thing!) and the chorus while even simpler is incredibly catchy.
@DominoDancing: The metaphor is clever enough and I like the vocoder on the chorus but let's face it, the song is a bit too repetitive and is neither moody nor energetic enough to leave a lasting impression. Fine, but far from a standout.
@Future Lover: Filler. I know it's blasphemy in these circles to say anything bad about Actually, so... Prepare the pitchforks, everybody! [So many people got all defensive about their choices/scores. It's like you think all PSB fans are aggressive or something. This is not the Morrissey rate y'all!]
@Sally_Harper: This is good, but in a weirdly sinister way. [I think that was the point, and this is my favourite PSB type of song. I've got a whole playlist of sinister Pet Shop Boys songs. Weirdly though this isn't on it. It's too upbeat for me.]



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I am actually tempted to try and figure out my perfect Behaviour tracklisting.

I got thinking about this....got as far as...

1. Being Boring
2. So Hard
3. Seriously
4. This Must Be The Place
5. Only The Wind

6. My October Symphony
7. To Face The Truth
8. ..............

...then I realised the rest NEED TO GO, so I have to think which B-sides will replace them.
 
I got thinking about this....got as far as...

1. Being Boring
2. So Hard
3. Seriously
4. This Must Be The Place
5. Only The Wind

6. My October Symphony
7. To Face The Truth
8. ..............

...then I realised the rest NEED TO GO, so I have to think which B-sides will replace them.
I think I posted My Behaviour a few pages back and I made a playlist which I really like. With the extended versions you have 20 minutes of lush amazingness with the first two songs alone.
1. This Must Be The Place (extended Japanese Mix)
2. Being Boring (12")
3. Only The WInd
4. Miserablism
5. So Hard (12")
6. Seriously (Brothers In Rhythm Extended Mix)
7. To Face The Truth
8. My October Symphony
9. The End Of The World
10. DJ Culturemix

What an album!
 
Yes, I thought about adding DJ Culture and Where The Streets... for a 1990/91 combo of amazingness, plus Miserablism absolutely has to be back on the main album. It's strange because this era is possibly one of their strongest ever, yet Behaviour doesn't really showcase it very well because it's trying to work as a conceptual thing, or a mood piece. They should have slammed all their best stuff on there, bops, bangers, ballads, covers, and to hell with making artistic statements.
 
They/them, he/him
As flawless as it is, Why Don’t We Live Together isn’t going to win. It’s nowhere near close to winning in fact.

I suspect it will be Top 30. Maybe Top 20.
 
Behaviour is my favourite album, not just by Pet Shop Boys. I don't skip a single song. How Can You Expect To Be Taken Seriously sticks out but it works for me anyway.

Actually is my second favourite, but I would replace Shopping with A New Life.
 
My problem is that I LOVE Behaviour as it is except for that awful version of "Seriously?". When I remove it, I want to replace it with the single mix (which doesn't fit) or "Miserablism" (which doesn't fit). So I have to fiddle with the order but I really like its track order. So I just end up slightly grinding my teeth and skipping "Seriously?".

In any case "Being Boring" must be the opener and "Jealousy" the closer.
 
My problem is that I LOVE Behaviour as it is except for that awful version of "Seriously?". When I remove it, I want to replace it with the single mix (which doesn't fit) or "Miserablism" (which doesn't fit). So I have to fiddle with the order but I really like its track order. So I just end up slightly grinding my teeth and skipping "Seriously?".

In any case "Being Boring" must be the opener and "Jealousy" the closer.
The b-side of the Behaviour era that I like the best and I feel could have been on the album is It Must Be Obvious. It kind of works on the album, but not completely.
 

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