24.
overwrought and overthought
YOU GOTTA HAVE FUN!
I'm not bitter. I'm ALMOST not bitter.
24. How Can You Expect To Be Taken Seriously?
8.0666666667
Non-album, non-CD, non-Discography, non-Alternative, non-Popart, non-Ultimate, non-reissue amazing single.
Highest score: 10 (
@Ray,
@SmashHitter,
@slurmjunkie,
@etcetera)
Lowest score: 5 (
@Bleu Noir,
@Vive Indifference)
Neil: In 1990 Bobby Brown was very popular, particularly the song 'Every Little Step'. Chris used to be able to do the dance.
Chris: I'd
like to have been able to do it.
Neil: He used to do it backstage. So we decided to do a swingbeat song. This was the song which made an American friend of mine take this album back to the shop. [I can believe that – Ray] He was so shocked we'd done a swingbeat song – he was absolutely appalled. There's also a guitar solo by me, actually played on the guitar. [You're making it worse – Ray] I'm also playing the power chords. We write this in Scotland. I'd just got a distortion box. I think if I was really being honest the idea for the lyric started with Bros. We'd had the same manager and we were rather fascinated by Bros. Bros came back with their second album and they said to Terry Wogan on
Wogan that they were 'about longevity'. Chris and I just loved this so much – we used to go on and on talking about longevity. [...] And of course, as it happened, Bros only had about three months to go The words are about the aspirations and pomposity of pop stars [...] 1990 was kind of rainforest time, and the ozone layer. [I remember an interviewer asking "is this song
only about Sting?"] There's also an attack on the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame. When you think of how rock started as this amazing rebellious thing, this fusion of country'n'western and r'n'b and some wild white trash called Elvis Presley... and it ends up in an annual dinner in the Waldorf Astoria hotel in New York with a lot of people in dinner suits. [...] When I was writing the song Chris said, 'Do you think you should make the words nastier?', because actually the words at the start were a bit airy-fairy. It hadn't occurred to me, and suddenly I thought, 'Oh, it should be really
horrible'. It's a bit of a 'You're So Vain' concept, really.
Ray: *triggered* When the tracklisting for Popart was revealed I famously sent Neil an email (no, you're not getting his email address, and anyway I suppose it might have changed since then) in which I was not very complimentary. To my surprise, he did not respond. How can they expect to be taken seriously? You'll notice even the Further Listening booklet completely doesn't mention the existence of the single mix. It's been removed from existence, apparently. BUT I SHALL NOT FORGET.
I posted about 450 times that you should rate any version of the song and not the album mix to ensure none of you rate the album mix. Seriously.
@Jóga:
A bit lightweight for the album, but it does maintain the mood.
@One Stop Candy Shop:
The guitars are a choice but the video mix fixed it. I love the title of this track. I often think that when I'm talking to co-workers.
@DominoDancing:
Ugh, how to rate this song? The album version is okay, but actually sounded a little bit dated at the time Behaviour was released and would score a 7 at best. But then there's the mixes created by Brothers In Rhythm, and they add SO much to the song, the bassline in particular, that it turns the track into a completely different thing. So I've decided to score that version instead. Why? Because YOU GOTTA HAVE FUN! [I'd give the album mix maybe 4 if I was feeling generous.]
@Bleu Noir:
overwrought and overthought [How can you expect to be taken seriously?]
@Future Lover:
I'm obviously grading the single mix, not the messy album version. That would've been the worst track on here, getting a merciless 5.
@Mikey1701:
I miss the scuzzy guitar and new jack swing elements of the album version, but for me the sophistication of the Brothers In Rhythm mix win out. It’s so effortless. The piano in the mix! The cool air about it! The video is also a highlight, Neil is clearly had an absolute blast and Chris attempting choreography while remaining stone-faced. When will Dame Liza? When will your other faves?! [That choreo in the video and ON STAGE just sIays me.]
@ohnoitisnathan:
Neat.
@Sally_Harper:
This is a bit weird but also a bit of a tune.
@TrendyMüller:
Any song that pisses on Bono is good in my book, but I never liked the sound of it and the chorus just doesn´t do it. When this came out, it sounded a bit trend chasing. [Well, they wanted a hit. In Pet Shop Boys vs America Neil is asking if 'Streets' sold any albums. Well. No, Neil. Because IT WASN'T ON THE ALBUM and you somehow managed to miss that.]
Performance:
The ALMOST BUT NOT QUITE single mix:
Extended ALMOST BUT NOT QUITE single mix:
Perfect Mood mix:
Boys and girls, no single is safe from now on, really. Just so you know.