Pet Shop Boys Rate. Part 1: 1985-1991. Winner.

I had no idea there were so many! I assume Bobby O has released these many times over to milk them for all they are worth? That would make an amazing EP.
No. Bobby 'O' only has the rights to 'West End Girls', 'One More Chance', '(Theme For The) Pet Shop Boys' and the oddity that 'West End Sunglasses' is. Those demoes have never been released in any official way and what you can find online is ripped from copies of copies of copies of one cassette. I would be willing to bet Neil and Chris themselves don't have those in listenable quality either.



And I thought I posted this?

 
That's a fan re-edit of a cassette rip of the Bobby 'O' demo, which is kind of awesome as an idea – when will your faves' fans?

Actual demo:



Where the weird sounds come from: (this is actually very good)



Bobby 'O' being Bobby 'O':


 
Behaviour by the numbers.

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Overall average score:
7.9619444444

11s received: 7
0s received: 0

Highest scorer:
10.05 (!) (@Jóga)

Lowest scorer:
5.8 (@Bleu Noir)

7. Being Boring (9.0833333333)
12. So Hard (8.9041666667)
16. This Must Be The Place I Waited Years To Leave (8.4916666667)
17. Jealousy (8.4902777778)
22. The End Of The World (8.0986111111)
24. How Can You Expect To Be Taken Seriously? (8.0666666667)
*32. Where The Streets Have No Name (I Can't Take My Eyes Off You) (7.6402777778)
37. My October Symphony (7.4111111111)
42. Only The Wind (7.2444444444)
44. To Face The Truth (7.0611111111)
51. Nervously (6.7680555556)

It makes me a bit sad that there isn't a single Behaviour song in the top 5. Before I started rating all the individual tracks that make up an album to determine an average score, I always believed this was my favourite PSB album. Though statistics proved me wrong (Behaviour's 9 is behind Please's 9.3 and Actually's perfect 10), in my heart I feel this is still my favourite. Although I think that Actually is flawless and Please has no average songs whereas Behaviour has two I often skip, the whole era is a little closer to my heart. Perhaps that is why my 11 went to a Behaviour song, after all.
 
But then actually it's not that bad. I think in the song there's also a tremendous loyalty on both sides and the money doesn't really matter. She doesn't really care about the money 'when you're lying next to me'; the point is he isn't always. The reason there's no conjunction – 'I love you/You pay my rent' – is that they're two separate functions. If anything it's a semi-colon: 'I love you; you pay my rent'. It's not 'because'.

It's interesting to compare Neil's words from the 2001 reissue to the following taken from a 1987 Smash Hits track by track commentary at the time of the album's release:

"It's about someone who's given up their life fundamentally for the pleasure of another person in return for security and they're wondering at the end of the day whether it was such a good idea. I think in a lot of marriages people exchange a lot of what they could have had for security and financial rewards and holidays abroad and going to the annual dinner at the Dorchester Hotel. It's all rather depressing, really, isn't it?"

It doesn't look as ambiguous here as he makes it sound in the later interviews: "given up their life fundamentally for the pleasure of another person in return for security" strongly suggests a 'because'.
 
For the next rate, be rest assured that I will be giving Go West a 0 and Shameless a 10. The former is a god awful parody (not even the random lady yelling can save it) while the latter is a flawless take down of desperate-for-attention celebrities with Hi-NRG production.
I'm surprised that Sylvia Mason-James (the random lady yelling) wouldn't even get 1 point from you. As usual, her interference has me deducting at least 1 point. My main problem with Go West is not that it's a bad or even average song, but that due to its ubiquity it's the one PSB hit I never ever need to hear in concert again. My usual reaction is not "Wow" but "Oh, not again." And then I wonder: If its replay value is so low, maybe it wasn't such a great song after all?

Also, maybe they should have made this a non-album single (like Always On My Mind and Where The Streets Have No Name) and put Shameless on the album instead. Then again, I could easily imagine Shameless eliciting the same kind of response from me if it had been played as much as Go West.
 
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I really like the PSB-approved Rent cover by Carter USM, though I understand that punk rock guitars and vocals may not be the cup of tea of most forum members here. They were often referred to as the punk Pet Shop Boys, which didn't seem too far-fetched considering their backing tracks really do owe a lot to the PSB (sequencers, drum computer, orchestra hits).



In September 1990, PSB even released the following piece on them in Issue 4 of Literally:

The latest group to cover a Pet Shop Boys song are raucous "indie" favourites Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine, whose version of "Rent" appears on the b-side of their single "Rubbish". It is laden with sampled speech from The Monkees' demented psychedelic film, Head, and from The Thundercats. At the end the singer rants out the housing benefit form. In the lyrics "Fulham Broadway" is substituted for "Broadway". The group who go under the names Fruitbat and Jim Bob explained themselves to Literally. "Before we put guitars and vocal on top," says Fruitbat, "most of our backing tracks sound like Pet Shop Boys songs. And we've always really liked 'Rent'. We just worked out the chords and Jim Bob shouts the housing benefit form because our version of 'Rent" is an ode to housing benefit as well as to the Pet Shop Boys. I don't really quite know what the original is about. It's all a bit obsure, isn't it?" They explain that they are genuinely big Pet Shop Boys fans and also particularly favour "It's A Sin" and "Suburbia". "But the one we've ripped off the most is 'Left To My Own Devices' - our next single 'Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere" has got the same sort of orchestra bits in. I don't think we'll do any more Pet Shop Boys songs. We're thinking of doing a dub reggae version of 'Bedsitter' by Soft Cell next ..."
Neil and Chris say that they are now thinking of basing next year's live version of "Rent" on Carter's version.

I wonder what it would have been like if PSB had done as originally planned and played a Carter-style version with angry vocals courtesy of Neil during the Performance tour. I do love the shouty "It's easy, it's so easy" coda in Carter's version. And after all, Chris said: "I was at university during the whole punk thing. Groups of our era were still very punk in our attitudes."

By the way (and since Soft Cell were mentioned a lot in posts above), if you like this, Carter really covered "Bedsitter" a year later (though not in a dub reggae style) - with a sprinkling of "Torch" mixed in as well.
 
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Ugh, I think that Carter USM were really, really awful!

As for Go West: I think it actually IS a good song and Village People are underrated! Yes, I said it and I mean it. That being said: I NEVER listen to either version.
What I really think about it needs to wait for part 2, though
 
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this is what Hellfire would sound like















such a statement and still means a lot to me

















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5. It's A Sin
9.1277777778

AUS #10 AUT #1 (Gold) CAN #8 FIN #1 FRA #12 GER #1 IRL #1 ITA #3 NZ #8 NOR #1 POL Radio Three #1 SPA #1 (Gold) SWE #1 (Platinum) UK #1 (Silver) US #9 US Dance #3

Highest score: 11x4 (@GhettoPrincess, @SmashHitter, @CorgiCorgiCorgi, @Heaven on Earth), 10x16 (@Peer_Gynt10, @tylerc904, @Sally_Harper, @ohnoitisnathan, @Scoundrel_Days, @KingBruno, @etcetera, @Auntie Beryl, @slurmjunkie, @JonBcn, @DominoDancing, @One Stop Candy Shop, @JakeMagnus, @RaggedTiger, @Farnaby, @Mikey1701)
Lowest score: 4 (@Bleu Noir)

'I'm sort of a vaguely religious person,' says Neil.
'Lapsed Catholic and all that,' says Chris.
'It's never left me totally. I'm not an atheist, though funnily enough I would quite like to be an atheist. But I just can't be. I'm sort of in thrall to the idea of God...I like the feeling of religion...the idea of being good has always attracted me. When I was a little boy I used to want to be a saint. I admired saints because they were so good – like St Francis of Asisi, who was a rich man and gave away all his money. I've always wanted to be a good person. Thought-out wickedness and selfishness always shocks me.'
A silence.
'I find it a turn-on,' says Chris. 'I think it's closely related to sex.'
'But you think sex is bad,' says Neil. 'It's a Christian guilt thing, associating sex with guilt. I think I do that too.'

In a medieval dungeon, hooded monks process with candles. A bonfire is lit, and Neil appears as a prisoner in peasant clothes. Chris is the jailer, holding chains in heavy gauntlets. Shadows and flames cut with faces that represent the seven deadly sins. It seems that Neil is being tried by the inquisition for his (undefined) sins. It was the first time they worked with the British film director and artist Derek Jarman. 'I just thought of it initially as another pop video,' said Jarman, who had made videos for Marianne Faithfull, Bryan Ferry and The Smiths, among others. 'Of all the music people I've worked with they put the most trust in me. [They have] a knowledge of theatre and know that having asked people to do something you have to leave them free to do what they want if you're going to get good results. I dressed Chris in some old rags. He still says it felt the most comfortable of all the costumes he's worn.' Neil adds that the video was filmed in London's as-yet undeveloped Docklands, 'in a wharf where Kubrick had just shot Full Metal Jacket...I didn't want it to look like we were taking the mickey out of religion. We were very anxious to have this mood – beautiful, serious and dry.' Personalities playing the seven deadly sins included actor Ron Moody, fashion designer Stephen Linnard and painter Duggie Fields.

The words in Latin that Neil recites at the end – "Confiteor Deo omnipotenti vobis fratres, quia peccavi nimis cogitatione, verbo, opere et omissione, mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa" – translate, "I confess to almighty God, and to you my brothers, that I have sinned exceedingly in thought, word, act, and omission, through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault." The samples of the mass in 'It's a sin' were actually recorded in Westminster Cathedral, while the "ambience" of the middle section ("Father forgive me…") was recorded in Brompton Oratory by producer Julian Mendelsohn, who recorded the "sound" of the church, empty at the time aside from someone cleaning the candle-holders.

Neil: One day in 1982, when we were in Ray Roberts' studio in Camden, where we used to write songs in the early Eighties, Chris started playing those chords, and it sounded very religious to me, like a hymn, and I started singing 'it's a, it's a, it's a sin' and I wrote the words in about five minutes. Having thought of the phrase 'it's a sin', I thought 'what's a sin?' and having been brought up as a Catholic you thought everything was a sin. You're told that thinking about it is as bad as doing it. The song was meant to be kind of big and funny and camp.
Chris: Neil played cowbell. We were obsessed with cowbells in those days.
Neil: We demoed it in New York with Bobby 'O'.



We thought of recording it with Stock Aitken Waterman for Please because we like 'So You Think You're A Man', the Divine record they did, but Pete Waterman didn't like the song. We also submitted it to Divine's manager and were going to send it to Ian Levine for Miguel Brown to do but they'd just done 'He's A Saint, He's A Sinner' so when I phoned him, he said, 'Another song with sin in the title is no good, is it?' [...] This wasn't meant to be the first single from the album. 'Heart' was agreed to be the first single. It had 'You Know Where You Went Wrong' on the b-side and we'd done artwork for it with Chris and I smiling, because we were so sick of people saying 'please smile'. Then, one day, we were in Paris promoting 'Suburbia', the famous time we had to rehearse miming on the radio and we threw a major wobbler because it was stupid. Anyway, Tom Watkins phoned up and said, 'Right, no one at EMI dares say this to you but everyone thinks you're mad not releasing "It's A Sin" because it's easily the most commercial track on the album. I know you're not going to listen to anything I say but I think you should think about it.' So we did. We were going to use the same artwork, but Jill Carrington – who worked at EMI and later became our manager said, 'No, it's stupid for "It's A Sin".'

@Ray: This one I overscored with a 9. I love the lyrics, sentiment, production to a degree, but they've just overplayed it. The medley with 'I Will Survive' was super-inspired first 100 times I heard it. They don't do enough with it in my opinion, not even the Nightlife tour arrangement was super exciting, and the Barfly version is awful. It's a song I feel I must like, but I just don't so much, and if I were to score it now I'd give it 6 or 7.

But enough about me, here are those who gave it 11s...

@GhettoPrincess: The production on this is glorious! It’s catchy, dramatic and a clever play on words. Neil sounds particularly great on it too. No wonder it was such a hit.

@Heaven on Earth: It’s hard to write this commentary, trying to reveal my feelings without being too expressive yet the essentiality of having to explain the way the song has managed to melt some of my society-forced iced heart. The theatricality and the crowded instrument of the song makes me quiver, trying to prevent an outpour of emotion. Unlike the production of “What Have I Done to Deserve This?” which purposefully hides the confusion hinted in its lyrics, the production only shines a spotlight on the heart-striking lyrics. It’s everything I am and I’m happy and sad about it.

Maybe I’m just dramatic, but I don’t know how often I’ve prayed to a god I don’t believe in to reverse my life, to live another life with the knowledge I’ve gained. That’s why the opening lines, “When I look back upon my life/It’s always with a sense of shame,” hits home. Of course, life is wonderful and over the course of my short life, I’ve come to learn that life is wonderful and it’s not worth it to dwell on your shortcomings. Yet there are those nights when the demons of your past come back and haunt you, preventing you from sleeping, pushing the tears out, making you sob out of spiritual pain, terror, confusion, and, yes, loneliness. For me, it’s particularly devastating, for it’s the moments when suicidal thoughts appear, giving me a sense of thrill of what would happen when I take a knife and end my life then and there yet giving me perpetual fear of eternal blackness.

Having grown up in a politically conservative and, at one point, religiously constrictive household, I still fret, despite my newfound freedom, about familial relations. Certainly I know not to give a fuck what others think, and I don’t, but despite my transgressions, it’s still important for me. It feeds to my vulnerability and my need for love. It’s almost terrifying to think how much I can relate to Neil Tennant and understand why he wrote this song; honestly, I’m grateful that this song exists. It reminds me to enjoy the simple pleasures, for I certainly know what it is moral and immoral, and am not moral nor amoral, and always live in the present and look forward to the future. The past is the past, and, even despite those awful lonely nights, it’s the thread of the fabric of whom I am, for better and for worse. It may be poorly sewn, much to my dissatisfaction, but I must remember to be myself. For only when I achieve myself, that’s when I will truly be happy. Yet “it’s a sin,” I think sometimes.

It’s funny to think how much I’d still like this song, but my experience has transcended this to a new elevation. It’s lush and it’s catchy and it’s beautiful, but the emotion is what has set this in stone. And I happily relate to this on a spiritual sense, not just sonic pleasure. It’s certainly the best Pet Shop Boys song, for it manages to become this entity, not just a song. “I’ve always been the one to blame.” Well, not this time, Neil. Not this time, @Heaven on Earth. Not this time. It may be a sin in God’s eyes, but it’s even worse to not be living. For I’d rather enjoy my time on Earth and contribute something of importance, no matter how small, than live in fear of sinning.

Yet I’ll always blame myself. “For I’ve always been the one to blame.”


[Love – Ray]

Here's the 4:

@Bleu Noir: never loved it, hasn't aged well, 4! from me (I've always thought of it as a poor mans p-Machinery)

Here are the others:

@TrendyMüller: The pomp is funny. I´m not catholic and haven´t had the „pleasure“ to suffer this particular education…and look what´s become of me. Making up numbers and writing them behind song titles.
@Jóga: It's very good, there's no point in denying it, but sometimes it is too much. [Yeah, my problem too – Ray]
@One Stop Candy Shop: Religiously infused shame anthem. Never gets old.
@Mikey1701: I’ve mentioned in the course of this rate that I was raised Catholic and that I was sent to a very strict Catholic school, which makes this track very relatable. I get where Neil is coming from: the Catholic Church considers everything remotely pleasurable to be a sin and as a gay man, I spent years trying to reconcile my sexuality with my (now lapsed) faith. Elsewhere, the production is brilliantly over-the-top and bombastic and it never fails to get me slutdropping. One of my Top 5 1980’s PSB bangers.
@etienne: The only other PSB early track I find that suffers from overplay. Would have been a 10 back in the day.
@DominoDancing: An absolute classic. Fantastic arrangement. Over the top? Sure, but it fits the religious imagery perfectly, and those lyrics are just great. You can taste Neil's anger pouring out of every word - this is especially pronounced in the 2000 Glastonbury performance (I wish there was a better recording on YouTube). I roll my eyes at everyone scoring this low.
@Future Lover: For a single that's immensely popular, this never really grabbed me. I quite like the Barfly Mix, I'd even say it's superior to the original, since it removes the dated samples of the NASA countdown, thunder and everything else that's superfluous. [The NASA samples might be my favourite part, but that's just me.]
@KingBruno: It’s like the theatrical production tells a story.
@ohnoitisnathan: A classic.
@Sally_Harper: If Frollo in Hunchback of Notre Dame’s other secret shame was pop music, this is what Hellfire would sound like. If there is ever a time when I don’t get my absolute life to this song, assume I’m dead. I love everything about it. In particular, I need to highlight the genius little moment on “’cause I didn’t care and I still don’t understAAnd” where Neil sounds like he’s about to belt and then changes his mind. I have an irrational amount of love for it.
@Peer_Gynt10: the song that caught my attention at the brink of becoming a gay teenager; Derek Jarman’s video is such a statement and still means a lot to me.



Nightlife tour arrangement:



Performance performance:



Barfly mix performed live at Parkinson:

 
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I'm too afraid to verify it myself but

The Elvis Cover Is Still In, Right (And You're All Tasteless) [Bobby O Demo]

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I'm too afraid to verify it myself but

The Elvis Cover Is Still In, Right (And You're All Tasteless) [Bobby O Demo]

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It left at #11.

What we have left:
– the cheap Latin freestyle knockoff
– duet with some old woman who used to be popular six decades earlier
– overplayed and overrated "debut" single
– ...someone else has to insult "Devices", because I can't come up with anything.
 
I don't get where the overplay comments is coming from. Is it really that overplayed in Europe? I've never once heard it in America, which is considerably odd since it was a top ten hit.

Also:
Oh you absolute bastards.

This song clearly means a lot to me coming from my commentary. I'm glad this didn't bow out before the top five, which I was afraid of. I actually think my eleven wasn't a high enough score for this song.
 

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