Pink: The Discography Rate ∞ WINNER!
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I'm really unsure, but a few commentaries mentioned Xtina... so I rolled with that? It would make more sense about Perry, I guess.
What's with all that Hooker hate? Sure, it's not exactly a career highlight, but it's not that bad (it's not even the worst song on Try This).
The copy of Kelis Was Here I bought had a censored version of that song, rendering it completely meaningless. Not that it was worth including in the first place.
Anyway...I think it's fair to say we're yet to lose anything that didn't deserve to leave.
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Revenge was my zero, I actually scored Trouble quite highly considering how abysmal it is.
I have the European version and it's censored there. From what I recall, the uncensored one is either on the American version or just in a promo vinyl.
Speaking of (un)censored versions, does anyone know on which releases the explicit version of There You Go ("cause this love shit just ain't for me...") is included? I'm asking this now because we – hopefully – won't be discussing There You Go for quite a while haha.
Oh, I somehow missed that... great 0 pick. Still, tanking "Trouble" is a very arguable decision.
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I’ve only tanked a couple of songs that deserved it, I’m not @Verandi tanking any song below 140bpm.
Vast majority of my favorite P!nk songs are ballads, so you win this battle by default.
"The Truth About Love" can lose a few songs next, although "Misery", "The One That Got Away" and some of the 'bland company' would be a great choice, too.
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139. Waterfall
Average score: 4.98
Highest score: 9.2 (@Untouchable Ace)
Lowest score: 0 (@sapnu puas)
My score: 7
Consider me in the minority because I absolutely do not believe this belongs in the bottom five P!nk songs ever, but criticism was pretty unanimous that they could and should have done better. I actually find it slightly hypnotising, with P!nk sounding sublime and the production being real top quality. The way those reedy synths whir around behind the understated chorus - I love it.
That being said, it has next to no substance... which is criminal considering the lyrical talent the both of them possess at their best. The song came and went, not really making hit status and certainly doing nothing for Stargate, who seemingly wanted to launch something off of this. I bet the label thought this was gold dust, but WHERE do we think this came from? Do we think it was a bonus P!nk track? A Sia five minute write? Hidden in the vaults somewhere?
Commentary corner:
@Music Is Life: (7) This makes me dance so it has that going for it. I used to like this a lot more.
@savilizabeths: (1) “I had never heard of this song before and the second I saw the name ‘Sia’ I wanted to avoid it, but here we are. It just sounds like Sia. How is it that everything she does sounds the same? And her voice is so grating and unpleasant to listen to. P!nk doesn’t really do anything to save it. There’s also just not enough of her. Sigh.”
@tylerc904: (6) Should be better than it is considering the talent involved.
@Maki: (8.5) I love P!nk and I love Sia, so it figures that I love them together on a song. No matter how generic and ‘Sia’ this may sound, I enjoy it and don’t really get why it’s getting so much hate. Great hook and the robotic vocals are really cool. However, I much prefer P!nk in this song, she sounds more natural.
@R27: (4.5) Pink is easily the best part of this, but Sia's screeching and the total dud of a chorus drag it down. Also, being in someone's waterfall sounds gross.
@nikkysan: (1) Once upon a time I really loved Sia, but that was a long time ago and I just find her unbearable now. She completely wrecks this for me.
@abael: (7) Pink lends her vocals to a pleasantly generic Sia tune
@rick: (5) Pink and Sia are two of the best vocalists in the game and we get this?
@Laurence: (6) Sia by the numbers and produced by Stargate. Allright... It is an OK song but coulda been a lot better (I guess that is my recurring criticism for this rate).
@P'NutButter: (2) Repetitive and unoriginal
@JMRGBY88: (7) I Love This
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Truly one of her worst ever. Literally the dregs of Sia and P!nk's careers.