Pink: The Discography Rate ∞ WINNER!

Okay, so that means you gave a 10 to either "Lonely Girl" or "Catch Me While I'm Sleeping" (or preferrably both) according to this:


"I Got Money Now" and "Conversations with My 13 Year Old Self" have a chance of getting a 10 from you, too.

Actually, to be more specific, I gave a 10 to only one of those songs, and it's one of the four you mentioned.

‘Beautiful Trauma’, the song, is absolutely one of her very best and I’ve recently fell in love with it all over again.

Absolutely. I really feel in love with it thanks to this rate, it's definitely one of my favourites from her later albums.
 
still have twelve songs under the 6 mark.
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I still have twelve songs under the 6 mark. "I Got Money Now" and "Is This Thing On?" are the two lowest left.
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I... just... I'll pretend that I didn't read this.
 
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70. Hurts 2B Human
Average score: 7.20
Highest score: 10x3 (@kal, @playboy69, @Music Is Life)
Lowest score: 3 (@happiestgirl)
My score: 9.5

Hurts 2B Human loses its gorgeous, contemporary title track - the duet with recent hit-maker Khalid. Helping lead the album to the top of the charts worldwide, it was released as the last promo single from the album and was accidentally leaked a week early - lucky me pounced on it immediately and fell in love at first play.

Not one for duets usually, this was actually one of a few from the album as P!nk apparently asked a bunch of artists she loved and... they said yes. Khalid's vocals are like silk to me, they could go with almost anything, and it's no different here. The two voices together are just heaven.

In hindsight HappiestGirl should have provided commentary because... they're the low scorer for almost everything and this album was tanked by them too. This does not deserve a 3.

Commentary corner:

@JMRGBY88: (9.5) gorgeous.

@Verandi: (4) From a collaboration like this I would have expected some originality. The lyric video is tragic too.

@P'NutButter: (8) Very chart friendly, but it's still a great song and two vocals work so well together.

@rick: (9) She’s really stepped up her collabs this era. Another great vocal.

@abael: (6) Pretty lacklustre, especially for the title track, all previous tracks had brought in new aspects for the album. This seems like a retread.

@Laurence: (6) Hmm, this is all just. Hurt 2B Human? So we all hurt? Not a fan of these lyrics. Coulda been a lot better but okay it's a Khalid feature so it gets eaten up? Well...

@Maki: (8.25) This sounded exactly as I predicted based on the song title, and I don't complain. It's a chill and cool song with traces of R&B. Perhaps the melody is a tiny bit too bland for me and the post-chorus is repetitive. I love the bridge/middle-8, it slightly reminded me of the one in "Just Give Me the Reason".

@R27: (3.5) What really hurts is that pink is using 2B instead of proper words in her song and album titles.
@savilizabeths: (6) “I don’t have a whole lot to say about this song. The production is pretty and the vocals are really nice as usual. The plucky strings on the bridge, the atmosphere on the chorus and Pink’s slightly raspy vocals in parts of the first verse are definitely the highlights. The post chorus is my least favourite part. It just feels kind of basic. Overall though, this is nice.”
 
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In hindsight HappiestGirl should have provided commentary because... they're the low scorer for almost everything and this album was tanked by them too. This does not deserve a 3.


My negative commentary wasn't especially well received in last years BPG, so I thought I might refrain this time around. And I think I've been low scorer for like seven or eight songs so far and I barely have any low scores left, so hopefully it should be lightening up!
 
This is a totally acceptable elimination, I think I even overscored the song slightly, but not what I expected to leave next.
It's a very good song, but too basic and doesn't have that something to stand out among her immense discography. I would've probably put it at #70 if I had ranked all of her songs, too.
 
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70. Hurts 2B Human
Average score: 7.19
Highest score: 10x2 (@kal, @playboy69)
Lowest score: 3 (@happiestgirl)
My score: 9.5

Hurts 2B Human loses its gorgeous, contemporary title track - the duet with recent hit-maker Khalid. Helping lead the album to the top of the charts worldwide, it was released as the last promo single from the album and was accidentally leaked a week early - lucky me pounced on it immediately and fell in love at first play.

Not one for duets usually, this was actually one of a few from the album as P!nk apparently asked a bunch of artists she loved and... they said yes. Khalid's vocals are like silk to me, they could go with almost anything, and it's no different here. The two voices together are just heaven.

In hindsight HappiestGirl should have provided commentary because... they're the low scorer for almost everything and this album was tanked by them too. This does not deserve a 3.

Commentary corner:

@JMRGBY88: (9.5) gorgeous.

@Verandi: (4) From a collaboration like this I would have expected some originality. The lyric video is tragic too.

@P'NutButter: (8) Very chart friendly, but it's still a great song and two vocals work so well together.

@rick: (9) She’s really stepped up her collabs this era. Another great vocal.

@abael: (6) Pretty lacklustre, especially for the title track, all previous tracks had brought in new aspects for the album. This seems like a retread.

@Laurence: (6) Hmm, this is all just. Hurt 2B Human? So we all hurt? Not a fan of these lyrics. Coulda been a lot better but okay it's a Khalid feature so it gets eaten up? Well...

@Maki: (8.25) This sounded exactly as I predicted based on the song title, and I don't complain. It's a chill and cool song with traces of R&B. Perhaps the melody is a tiny bit too bland for me and the post-chorus is repetitive. I love the bridge/middle-8, it slightly reminded me of the one in "Just Give Me the Reason".

@R27: (3.5) What really hurts is that pink is using 2B instead of proper words in her song and album titles.
@savilizabeths: (6) “I don’t have a whole lot to say about this song. The production is pretty and the vocals are really nice as usual. The plucky strings on the bridge, the atmosphere on the chorus and Pink’s slightly raspy vocals in parts of the first verse are definitely the highlights. The post chorus is my least favourite part. It just feels kind of basic. Overall though, this is nice.”
Are you FUCKING kidding me? This is a gorgeous ballad duet that is the second best song on the album! The production just gets me every time, I love their vocals, they work extremely well together, and those lyrics hit me RIGHT in the heart. You all suck for this if you gave it less than a 7. But uh, @Lost Boy, I gave this a 10 as well.
 
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Are you FUCKING kidding me? This is a gorgeous ballad duet that is the second best song on the album! The production just gets me every time, I love their vocals, they work extremely well together, and those lyrics hit me RIGHT in the heart. You all suck for this if you gave it less than a 7. But uh, @Lost Boy, I gave this a 10 as well.

Ooh we’ve found one of my first actual mistakes! It doesn’t move it up from the charts but it does become a 7.20 average!
 
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