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PJ00s 5: Choose Your Own (Mis)adventure :: @berserkboi wins. Everyone else dies.

Discussion in 'Charts, rates etc' started by Hudweiser, Feb 20, 2018.

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    Here we are again. Like any good franchise, the sequels just keep on going as the beast refuses to be beaten.

    So it's time to look back across the years, to the 2000s, find a little known tune that you think the rest of us will love, and send that sucka!

    Rules. Boooooo
    General inclusion/exclusion criteria for entries:

      • must have been first released between 01.01.2000-12.31.2009
      • no UK top 20 hits
      • no US top 20 hits
      • no tracks from a US or UK top 10 album
      • no covers or prominent samples of famous songs
      • no songs (or covers of songs) that have competed in the Eurovision Song Contest (semi-finals or finals)
      • relatively unknown/underrated on Popjustice - so as a general benchmark, nothing from an artist with more than 10 pages of discussion on PJ (across all their artist threads)
      • no entry that has been previously entered in a previous round of PJ00s (list of past entries here), PJSC (see the wiki), or PJOPS (list of entries here; the '00s crossover round list can be found here)
    Songs that fail these criteria should be vetoed by the round host. Songs that pass these criteria should be PMed to the veto panel for their decisions, with at least a 2/3 majority vote required for a song to be be included in the contest.

    Repeat artists guideline:
    - the same act (in any form - solo, group, featured, etc.) cannot be entered in two consecutive rounds, or in more than 3 out of 10 total consecutive rounds
    - for the winner of each round, that artist cannot be entered again (in any form - solo, group, featured) for the subsequent TEN rounds
    - for songs that didn't win the previous round - no artists who were entered in that round can be entered again (in any form - solo, group, featured, etc.) in the next round
    - for the winner of each round, that artist cannot be entered again (in any form - solo, group, featured) for the subsequent five rounds
    - if the same artist wins two rounds of PJ00s in any form (solo artist, group, feature, etc.), that artist is no longer eligible for future PJ00s rounds

    For reference:
    PJ00s acts that have featured twice in the previous ten rounds (only one more entry is allowed up until the 10th consecutive round):
    - Briskeby (round 2, round 4)
    - Neko Case (round 1 as part of The New Pornographers, round 3 as a solo artist)

    PJ00s winning acts:
    - Ellie Campbell (round 1, eligible again in round 11)
    - Aurora (round 2, eligible again in round 12)
    - Rhona (round 3, eligible again in round 13)
    - Brandi Carlile (round 4, eligible again in round 14)

    Voting rules:

      • You can award points to 10 entries per round. Award points ranging from 12, 10, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1 (with 12 points going to your favorite entry).
      • Only people who submitted a participating song can vote.
      • Entrants cannot vote for their own submission.
      • All entrants who fail to vote by the host's deadline will have their final scores be cut in half.
    Repeat non-voter policy:

    Non-voters negatively impact both themselves and everyone who voted for them. Therefore, participants who fail to cast their ballots by the voting deadline for two consecutive rounds, or for 3 non-consecutive rounds out of 5 sequential rounds, will be banned from entering the next 5 rounds.


    Submission: February 20th to March 4th :: PM @Hudweiser - Artist > Title > Link

    Voting: March 5th to March 24th

    Veto Panel this round: @iheartpoptarts @londonrain @Mina
    Defending Champion (Scream Queen): @happiestgirl


    "What is all this Choose Your Own Adventure shit, Hud?"

    Let's find out who you'd be in a horror movie... Are you the shy, demure final girl who'll rise from the ashes of dead friends to kick ass? Are you the hot jock everyone wants who is ultimately too concerned with sex to see the threat? Or are you the scheming bitchy girl on a path of social destruction to rival that of the killer? Or maybe you are the wackadoo - angry over some long-ago transgression that's turned you to slicing up nubile hotties on your weekends?

    How will this be determined? Stupidly.

    First point of call is to pick a number from 1 to 30 - relax, there are multiples of each. I'll let you know if all the 3's or 12's are snagged so you can re-pick.

    Then browse these lovely photographs and let me know - in order - which three most appeal to you. No explanation needed as to why, just go with your gut.

    Be warned though, not everyone can be Jamie Lee Curtis and your choices will set you on a path to glory or the grave...

    Example: #22 F, G, C

    This gets fed into the rollodex of fate and you'll all be informed of your character as the horror begins to unfold after submissions are closed.

    Choose wisely.

    Last edited: Feb 21, 2018
  2. Cliques:

    Final Girls
    Mina -- Nancy Thompson
    Russron -- Cass
    Harry Ezra -- Sidney Prescott
    cutlery -- Molly
    Oleander -- Raffy
    iheartpoptarts -- Alice

    Loyal Best Friends
    saviodxl -- Vanessa
    Jeffo -- Helen
    iggypig -- Rachel
    Zar-Unity -- Liz

    Ray -- Alfred
    Hudweiser -- Clear
    2014 -- Erin
    Zarjazz -- JJ
    One Stop Candy Shop -- Audrey
    KamikazeHeart -- Damian

    Bitchy Girls
    DJHazey -- Kelly Meeker
    Island -- Olivia
    chanex -- Madison Penrose
    send photo -- Jo
    JamesJupiter -- Elsa Shivers
    GhettoPrincess -- Melissa
    happiestgirl -- Delores

    Ironheade -- Tiffany
    Sprocky -- Billy
    berserkboi -- DEATH
    Empty Shoebox -- Fox
    ComeOnGloria -- Brenda
    soratami -- Charlie Rotter
    unnameable -- Jason Voorhees
    Untouchable Ace -- Carter Horton
    Filippa -- Chloe Grefe
    popknark2 -- Piper Shaw
    TRAVVV -- Roy/Fake Jason
    tylerc904 -- Mrs Slater
    br0dy -- Mick Taylor

    Inanimate Objects of Deeeeath
    WowWowWowWow -- Ornamental Unicon
    New Flame -- Buddha Statue
    Derek -- Party Horn
    rawkey -- Bed Sheets
    CorgiCorgiCorgi -- Mirror
    Remorque -- Garage Door

    Robsolete -- Derek
    riiiiiii -- Duncan

    londonrain -- Andy
    NuhdeensPassport -- Glazer
    haps -- Col. Shelton
    kermit_the_frog -- Unnamed Jock
    ufint -- Trent

    Fluffy Animals of Love
    Lego -- Claude the Cat

    Stupid Teenagers So Far:

    Chief br0dy
    The GhettoPrincess Bride of Chucky
    "Sarah gets skewered like a fucking" Iggypig
    Boom! Boom! Boom! Kamikaze Through the Heart
    What's green & red and goes 100mph?: kermit_the_frog_in_a_blender
    One Stop Butcher Shop
    RawkeyHorrorPictureShow (Rawkey came up with this themself)
    Riiiiiiiii-turn to Sleepaway Camp
    dead end photo
    The Hills TRAVVV Eyes
    The Ty Ty Man Part 904
    H.P. Lovecraft's The Unnameable
    Last edited: Mar 15, 2018
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    FIRST: 146 The Presets - This Boy's in Love // berserkboi
    SECOND: 110 Charlotte Perelli - Bullet // Empty Shoebox
    THIRD: 107 Kim-Lian - Road to Heaven // Derek

    4:: 103 Janet Leon - Heartache on the Dance Floor // KamikazeHeart
    5:: 99 Wildboys ft. Ameerah - The Sound of Missing You // DJHazey
    6:: 98 Jentina - Mysterious // chanex
    7:: 97 Plumb - Real // 2014
    8:: 93 Gin Wigmore - Hey Ho // Oleander
    9:: 92 Sally Shapiro - I'll Be By Your Side // soratami
    10:: 91 Nivea - Don't Mess With the Radio // TRAVVV
    =10:: 91 Sneaky Sound System - UFO // Untouchable Ace

    12:: 90 Richard Hawley - The Ocean // Ironheade
    13:: 88 Anna Nalick - Breathe (2am) // Mina
    14:: 87 Delerium feat. Kreesha Turner - Dust in Gravity // londonrain
    15:: 74 Animal Collective - Summertime Clothes // cutlery
    =15:: 74 Ana Johnsson - Cuz I Can // Sprockrooster
    =15:: 74 V Factory - Love Struck // iheartpoptarts
    18:: 70 Rosie Ribbons - Good Thing // Island
    19:: 61 Asobi Seksu - Thursday // One Stop Candy Shop
    =19:: 61 The Long Blondes - Once and Never Again // unfint

    21:: 58 Kathleen Edwards - In State // CorgiCorgiCorgi
    22:: 55 The Faders - Jump // Hudweiser
    23:: 54 Sweet Coffee - Start Believin' // Remorque
    24:: 49 Amanda - Everybody Doesn't // HarryEzra
    =24:: 49 Hoku - Another Dumb Blonde // Jeffo
    26:: 46 Genki Rockets - Heavenly Star // popknark2
    27:: 45 Brielle Davis - Take It Off // br0dy
    28:: 44 Stina Nordenstam - Everyone Else in the World // rawkey
    29:: 42 Sphere - My Baby's Gone // Zar-Unity
    30:: 38 VS - Don't I Treat You Good // tylerc904

    31:: 35 Jennifer Love Hewitt - You // unnameable
    32:: 34 Tokyo Incidents - OSCA // Russron
    33:: 33 Bugz in the Attic feat. Mpho - Booty La La // kermit_the_frog
    34:: 32 Client - Pornography // Ray
    35:: 31 Sarah Blasko - Planet New Year // JamesJupiter
    36:: 28 Tantalize - Definition (Of A Bitch) // Iggypig
    37:: 27 Collin Raye feat Bobbie Eakes - Loving This Way // ComeOnGloria
    38:: 26 Chicks on Speed - Yes I Do // Riiiiii
    =38:: 26 Soccx - Scream Out Loud // saviodxl
    40:: 25 Elvira Nikolaisen - Love I Can't Defend // haps

    41:: 22 Velvet Angels - Leftovers // GhettoPrincess
    42:: 21 Geena Lisa - Wheel of Time // New Flame
    =42:: 21 Megan McCauley - Tap That // Robsolete
    44:: 18 Camille Jones - Difficult Guys // WowWowWowWow
    =44:: 18 Michelle Marsh - I Don't Do // NuhdeensPassport
    46:: 15.5** Lisa Mitchell - Neopolitan Dreams // happiestgirl
    47:: 15 Juli - Perfekte Welle // Filippa
    48:: 14 Hitomi Yaida - B'coz I Love You // send photo
    49:: 13 Anais Mitchell - Your Fonder Heart // Lego
    50:: 5.5** Birth - Sure Took Magic // Zarjazz

    ** Nae-voters
    Last edited: Mar 25, 2018
  4. I'm too quick at this. Song, Number, and Photo Choices submitted!
    WowWowWowWow and Mina like this.
  5. When I try to discern what the hidden meaning of the images may be

  6. Just sent a veto bait, number and photo!

    londonrain, soratami, DJHazey and 3 others like this.
  7. The movie round was last round, sis.
    Last edited: Feb 20, 2018
  8. Ray


    Me: Well, I won't have time to do– *accidentally submits* –oh.
  9. Yas nothing like a bit of psychoanalysis to go with a song contest. Iconic theme.
    Untouchable Ace, londonrain and Mina like this.
  10. Well, I have fired the first of my potential entries.
    In this contest, my analogy is that my submissions are 12 gauge cartridges and I'm using a shotgun with an underbarrel magazine, so that I can load them one at a time.
    Untouchable Ace, londonrain and Mina like this.
  11. Ray


    I sent two at once, because both will get vetoed anyway, so this saves me time.

    It kind of is veto bait.
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  13. Hang on, I'd better write down who's on the veto panel in case I get shouted at again.
    Untouchable Ace, londonrain and Mina like this.
  14. Some of y'all really want to die gruesomely.

    I made the boyfriend pick my photo and number randomly.
  15. Don't think we don't try it too.
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  16. Not sure what you were aiming for, but you've put this in my head now.

    Would you believe that no-one has nominated that for the Melfest rate?
    KamikazeHeart, WowWowWowWow and Mina like this.
  17. Explained the theme to the boyfriend. He said:

  18. I know someone who is not surprised by that news

  19. Entered. Doing the horror pick show later!
    Mina likes this.
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