■ PJ00s+ Fifty-Seven. ■ Top Ten Albums. ■ Coronated. ■

I think the only ones I haven't heard so far are the Sigur Rós and Darren Hayes ones. I've been meaning to check the former for years though.

Speaking of albums, I actually own four which appear in the song list. I think this round I could fill a ballot just with songs I already knew, which I don't think is something that had ever happened before.
 
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FKA TWIGS
LP1


by Eric Henderson
for Slant


Sex is not, in the strictest sense, sexy. It’s that too, but it’s primarily other things. Sex is the moment mere “sexy” expands into something else entirely. For the lucky ones, it’s an incredibly and simply rewarding experience. For others, it’s far more complex confluence of conflicting emotions and sensations: the good, the bad, the runny. If British haunteuse FKA twigs has been earning a number of well-earned comparisons to Björk lately (specifically Homogenic-era Björk), it’s not merely because of how tightly cloistered it feels inside her musical house, or how willing she is to warp the boundaries between glamor and alarm.

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It’s also because of how perceptively twisted twigs’s understanding of intimacy comes off, and the deliberate paucity of easy resolutions her sonic eccentricities allow her. “This is sex without touching,” Björk once complained in the Tricky-helmed “Enjoy,” the dankest moment on Post and arguably the moment that album came closest to ripping in half under the strain of its contradictions. In that song, Björk delineates between sensations that turn her on (smelling) and those that repulse her (tasting). FKA (i.e. “formerly known as”) twigs’s LP1 is 40 minutes of sex and touching, and it intertwines repulsion with attraction to the point that the two are indistinct.

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“When I trust you, we can do it with the lights on,” twigs promises in the opening track, setting up an apparatus wherein seduction is accompanied by the promise of progressively revealing layers of imperfection, of ugliness. “Break or seize me,” she yields as the echoing, slow-motion beats suggest a sauna turned up by ladlesful of blood poured on hot rocks. The production is claustrophobic, the message is stifling. Intimacy is how the worst of oneself becomes the best they have to offer. If the subsequent track and lead single “Two Weeks” and the metal-tipped shoegazer “Hours” temper the sexual uncanny valley a bit by focusing on such quaint bygones as, say, oral sex and orgasms, don’t neglect the opening line of the former: “I know it hurts.” She could kiss you for hours, and there’s something equally unnerving and encouraging about her distortion of the rubrics of submission, already in full bloom throughout last year’s astonishing video clip for “Papi Pacify.” A bit like Angelina Jolie’s Maleficent infecting the glitches of Leos Carax’s Holy Motors, replacing the accordion strains of “Let My Baby Ride” with the S&M tableaux of Madonna’s “Erotica.”

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twigs summons the most incongruous elements of trip-hop, glitch, and grime. Sometimes the effect is distressing in familiar ways: “Numbers” is a reverberating chamber of horrors in which twigs comes to the rude understanding that, no matter how many cognitive backflips she does or how seductively she vogues, some lovers will always be collectors. Other times the coexistence of contradictory impulses skirts dangerously close to twee gimmickry. Ditto twigs’s fondness for frothy overtures when they’re not tempered by menace, as in “Closer,” when she coos: “I was sleepy, but you held me through/Carried me along the sand, your footsteps gold and couth.” (This is one of those 40-minute albums that seems to know damn well it couldn’t be any longer without severe detriment.) But for someone who was just a few years ago backup dancing for the likes of Jessie J, LP1 is more than just a confident debut album. It’s primordial in a way that Björk herself has often attempted but frequently short-circuited letting her cognizance get in the way.


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I think the only ones I haven't heard so far are the Sigur Rós and Darren Hayes ones. I've been meaning to check the former for years though.

Speaking of albums, I actually own four which appear in the song list. I think this round I could fill a ballot just with songs I already knew, which I don't think is something that had ever happened before.

I've heard so few of these albums that I'm questioning how and why I am even here.

Every self respecting homo should have listened to and loved Darren's opus by now, as suggested start with 'Casey', then 'Step Into The Light'.

But there's also his recent homo declaration.



Again this list of album's I'm highlighting is encompassing aspects of pop music, from the best acclaimed albums of critics but also from the better minds of this forum.

It's dependent on the availability of images that are shared on the internet now as well. So unfortunately I don't think I have anything for 2000 (maybe also 2002).

Yeah, less than 5. I know most of the singles from them though - I'm just more singles-based having been stung by too many albums that were 4-5 keepers (that were usually singles anyway) and the rest more filler than a Botox clinic.
You may enjoy the reveal festivities more as that will focus more on the early 2000s.
 
"LP1" is another one I've heard! Unfortunately, besides the amazing and inventive production (the fact that it was created 10 years ago is insane), I didn't really find it that appealing nor returned to it. I should probably revisit it someday.
The review is an interesting read, now making me realise that the album may just not be my thing considering that I've never really been much into 'sensual' songs.

This has always been my fave:


(my introduction to FKA twigs was that mic pick up video while performing this song, iconic)

And yes at the "Enjoy" mention, that's my favourite song from "Post".
 
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Vetoes.


'Gold' by Britt Nicole has already been sent to PJSC where it finished 5th.

'Turn Me On' from 2 Shoes however is a cover of a song that has already competed in PJRetro.





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These artists are too Popjustice famous to compete (over the page count).

Amy Studt with 'Ladder In My Tights'.

Lissie with 'Everywhere I Go'.



Alexis Jordan with 'Hush Hush'



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These artists accumulated too much success on over their career. But some of these albums that these songs were taken from also went Platinum.


Erykah Badu with 'Honey' had too much chart success overall in the 1990's.



Moby with 'Extreme Ways'.

Travis with 'My Eyes' & 'Something Else'.



Skrillex & Kid Harpoon with 'Fire Away'.



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However concerning the 2 times I instavetoed artists we have:

LadyHawke with 'Professional Suicide'.



And Diana Vickers with 'Kiss Of A Bullet'.


Okay maybe noone as famous as The Veronicas but some in this post are too famous and too Popjustice famous.



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Where's my veto? I sent Jem's album track that I've already been vetoed with a few rounds ago. Is there an award for being vetoed multiple times with the exact same song in the same contest?

I suck at relaxed rounds. I always trick myself into thinking certain artists are submittable that have no chance of passing veto based on stats if I was to really think about it for longer than two seconds.
Just remember that I once submitted a Melanie C song to a relaxed PJ Retro round (in my defense, I was very new to the contest then and didn't know that Mel C was a Spice Girl oop).
 
Just remember that I once submitted a Melanie C song to a relaxed PJ Retro round (in my defense, I was very new to the contest then and didn't know that Mel C was a Spice Girl oop).

Credit where due, at least you waited for a relaxed round!

Mind-blown that you’ve even heard of Romford TBH!

Credit also where due, I only know it because that phrase was how Gary Barlow described their performance of “Something Kinda Ooooh” —



While “Turn Me On” being vetoed is completely understandable given forum contest history, I must admit I am a bit sad that it prevented a community conversation as to why their group logo makes it look like their name is actually “25 hoes”

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One of the entries here has so many negative and nasty comments on its YouTube video yet the song is perfectly harmless. It's either the YouTube 2007/8 community being themselves or I'm missing some context.
 
Where's my veto? I sent Jem's album track that I've already been vetoed with a few rounds ago. Is there an award for being vetoed multiple times with the exact same song in the same contest?


Just remember that I once submitted a Melanie C song to a relaxed PJ Retro round (in my defense, I was very new to the contest then and didn't know that Mel C was a Spice Girl oop).
Didn't you veto that yourself so I sent the next one?
 
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