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Two biggest chemistry memories:
one was being sat next to Jamie, shortly before he got suspended from school for bullying - he asked if I wanted to learn about self defence, and then punched me in the kidneys to show how I had a terrible guard technique. His parents ended up moving him to another school for a fresh start.
The second was of Mr Lancaster, our very camp teacher who was the subject of many a homophobic rumour (the 1990s in the north of England were not the most enlightened of times). At the end of the year, he decided to teach us all how to tie a proper bow tie, telling the boys it was a vital skill for a man as pre-tied bow ties were an abomination, and for the girls knowing how to tie a man's tie is a great skill to have. (Who knows - maybe it did help the girls?) I laughed at this. Years later, after going to a ballroom dancing competition where I was wearing a pre-tied bow tie I then realised Mr Lancaster had a point after all.