PJSC 124 - The Real Housewives of Popjustice - WINNER CROWNED!

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Lydia - another icon!!! The most disingenuous cast member across all Franchises I think - no one does fake friendship quite like her (remember her friendship with Pettifleur lasting all of one scene only? Fff) She better be back if we do get Melbourne back on our screen <333
 
There's a little over one week remaining to vote! Thank you to everyone who has voted so far (13 of you!) I can tell you that...there are three songs still on zero, only one with multiple 12s (it's in the lead) and while four songs have sort of pulled away it's still a very wide open field...

Anyway sorry for neglecting this thread but now that my cold seems to have finally officially fucked off it's time to meet some more representatives! Next up we have...

@soratami represented by KANDI BURRUSS

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Here's a confession that potentially makes me ineligible to be running a round with this theme - I haven't watched all of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. I've seen bits of it here and there, but haven't sat down and gone go-to-woah, and that's in part because it's an intimidating undertaking - there are 14 seasons of this show out now, and when it comes to the Housewives I tend to display completist tendencies - I don't really like the idea of starting on, say, Season 5 because that's when Kenya shows up, as I'll end up worrying about missing out on important historical context.

Some would say that Atlanta is the most iconic Housewives franchise of them all, and so (with apologies to the other Atlanta-based Bravo gesamtkunstwerk, Married To Medicine, that I've had on the backburner for months now), I fully intend to make it the next project for my partner and I once we finish our Miami run.

Kandi Burruss has appeared in every season of Atlanta aside from its first, making her the show's longest running full-time cast member. There are a few Housewives, across the franchises, that have flexed their musicianship muscles, and indeed it looks as though @boom bazooka joe will be running a rate sometime soon to cover off on these classiques where we can all express how we definitely thought they were fun and liked the beat. But Kandi has legitimate musical bona fides, as a former member of Xscape, an artist in her own right, and as a co-writer of global smashes like "No Scrubs", "Bug A Boo" and "Bills, Bills, Bills". Kandi is known for being one of the more "reasonable" cast members of the show, but writing a song like "Tardy For The Party" seems like deeply unserious behaviour to me.

@soratami says: "I'll go with Kandi Burruss if she hasn't already been taken. I've never watched a single episode of Real Housewives, so I'm picking her more because of her music career (and because a quick search revealed a lot of great gifs I could use through the contest dd)."


But are you a 5x Emmy-nominated journalist though??

 
Please keep your votes coming - we're at 16 voters now and yes, there are still songs on 0 that need your points! I'll do a first round of tags tomorrow...

In the meantime, it's time to meet more Housewives! Starting with...


@Remorque, represented by CAMILLE GRAMMER / MEYER (née Donatacci)

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Picture this - it's the first ever episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. You've been flown out by private jet to Vegas to sit courtside at a basketball game by the wife of the guy from Botched. A former child actress has a meltdown on the plane that rubs you up the wrong way. There's a lot going on and you've got steam to let off.

It's the perfect recipe for the perfect .gif. Some even say it inspired the choreography of Lorde's "Green Light" video.

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You'd be forgiven for thinking the artist formerly known as Camille Grammer had been on Beverly Hills for all 12 seasons, given how frequently the above and below .gifs have been used on this forum. In reality, the ex-wife of the Frasier star was only ever a full-time cast member for Seasons 1 and 2, returning for "friend of" and guest roles on and off through to Season 10. Camille transitioned from "stirrer of the pot at all costs" to "voice of reason" over the years, but no matter her positioning in the group, she remained a firm fan favourite.

@Remorque had little to say other than: "Hmmmmmmm......Camille Grammer Meyer (née Donatacci). Yes, that's right."

We're looking forward to seeing Camille back in the Bravoverse in the upcoming fourth season of Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip, set in Morocco.

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Staying with RHOBH...

@WowWowWowWow represented by THE MY HAND IN YOURS WIND CHIME

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It is a truth universally unacknowledged outside the TV & Film subforum that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills boasts, among its guests, an Oscar winner who is also an expert in trawma! Jamie Lee Curtis, by virtue of Kyle's co-stardom in Halloween Reloaded: The Re-Up or wherever they're up to with that franchise now, appeared in a ladies-who-lunch sequence in Beverly Hills' most recent season, and in that scene promoted her charity, "My Hand In Yours".

Let me hand over to screenrant dot com to give the uninitiated a brief explainer as to what "My Hand In Yours" is:

My Hand in Yours was created by Jamie in 2020, during the pandemic, as a way to bring comfort to those in need. The organization sells carefully crafted items, such as wind chimes, hats, and organic cotton tote bags. The website lists the artists and creators of all My Hand in Yours products, which include small businesses and local farmers. All proceeds from sales are donated to Children’s Hospital Los Angeles, which Kyle is closely connected with. During her lunch, Kyle announced that she was donating $25,000 to Jamie’s foundation.

During the luncheon, Jamie Lee showed the Housewives some of the charity's latest wares, including a wind chime that Dorit declared to be "the chicest wind chime she had ever seen". Dorit gave little to viewers in Season 12, but she reminded us all in this scene of her predilection for looking camp right in the eye when she's in the mood.

@WowWowWowWow says: "Does our Housewives presenter have to be a human? Because if not, I would really like to be represented by the My Hand In Yours wind chime as seen on Beverly Hills because it is, without question, the chicest wind chime I have ever seen (and, in fact, might be the ONLY wind chime I’ve ever seen)."

 
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Please keep your votes coming - we're at 16 voters now and yes, there are still songs on 0 that need your points! I'll do a first round of tags tomorrow...

In the meantime, it's time to meet more Housewives! Starting with...


@Remorque, represented by CAMILLE GRAMMER / MEYER (née Donatacci)

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Picture this - it's the first ever episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. You've been flown out by private jet to Vegas to sit courtside at a basketball game by the wife of the guy from Botched. A former child actress has a meltdown on the plane that rubs you up the wrong way. There's a lot going on and you've got steam to let off.

It's the perfect recipe for the perfect .gif. Some even say it inspired the choreography of Lorde's "Green Light" video.

GLx4.gif


You'd be forgiven for thinking the artist formerly known as Camille Grammer had been on Beverly Hills for all 12 seasons, given how frequently the above and below .gifs have been used on this forum. In reality, the ex-wife of the Frasier star was only ever a full-time cast member for Seasons 1 and 2, returning for "friend of" and guest roles on and off through to Season 10. Camille transitioned from "stirrer of the pot at all costs" to "voice of reason" over the years, but no matter her positioning in the group, she remained a firm fan favourite.

@Remorque had little to say other than: "Hmmmmmmm......Camille Grammer Meyer (née Donatacci). Yes, that's right."

We're looking forward to seeing Camille back in the Bravoverse in the upcoming fourth season of Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip, set in Morocco.

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