PJSC 139: The Challengers Edition (WINNER REVEALED!)

Well... I still don't have the entry form so it's probably not going to be today after all nn

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Stay tuned...
 
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Just want to note that I had no idea that Charli XCX also had a song called Apple. Saw the TikToks on her Insta and tonight is the first time I heard it!
 
14. Isabel LaRosa - favorite // Filler 68
Heard the chorus over an Instagram video of some dancing homosexual or other, and stopped in my tracks like ooh – this sounds sexy, dangerous, and basic! Straight to PJSC we go!

I'm in denial that I'm an Instagram user, and I haven't posted or welcomed followers for years. When I signed up, I used it exclusively as an embarrassing thirst-follow account for attractive strangers, then locked it down after I discovered, to my bewilderment and horror, that Facebook – which I had not connected it to, other than them both being on the same phone – was recommending it to all my IRLs. "Your friend/cousin/nephew is now on Instagram! Click HERE to see that horny FAG scouting for DICK!"

But I never really left – when I'm at my least functional/most depressed, one of my stock idle animations is to open Instagram and sink into the malignant algorithmic brainhackery of the explore grid. If I occasionally find a PJSC entry this way, I can delude myself that it's a productive use of my time. 14th place (just the right side of the hotshot/hasbeen divide) is my most successful entry since my summer hit streak last year, so thank you voters for enabling my ongoing mental self-annihilation.
 
Heard the chorus over an Instagram video of some dancing homosexual or other, and stopped in my tracks like ooh – this sounds sexy, dangerous, and basic! Straight to PJSC we go!

I'm in denial that I'm an Instagram user, and I haven't posted or welcomed followers for years. When I signed up, I used it exclusively as an embarrassing thirst-follow account for attractive strangers, then locked it down after I discovered, to my bewilderment and horror, that Facebook – which I had not connected it to, other than them both being on the same phone – was recommending it to all my IRLs. "Your friend/cousin/nephew is now on Instagram! Click HERE to see that horny FAG scouting for DICK!"

But I never really left – when I'm at my least functional/most depressed, one of my stock idle animations is to open Instagram and sink into the malignant algorithmic brainhackery of the explore grid. If I occasionally find a PJSC entry this way, I can delude myself that it's a productive use of my time. 14th place (just the right side of the hotshot/hasbeen divide) is my most successful entry since my summer hit streak last year, so thank you voters for enabling my ongoing mental self-annihilation.
Robbed tbh
 
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Hotshots take it again! But only just.
Sorry for not having the attention span to actually keep up with these and vote in them, but I'm glad my bold decision to appoint a 15th-placer as my hotshot paid off! (Rosanna - Waterfall, if the image isn't loading. ImgBB's showing some hasbeen energy of late.)

Though I don't think the random decision generator that placed me on Team Hotshot has the measure of me. Doesn't it know I have a flop brand to maintain?

(My hasbeen was Pussy Riot - Police State, and I'd have voted for it over Rosanna. Weird for me to call a song that came 20th my hasbeen, though. By my standards!?)

I haven't seen Challengers yet, by the way, but the churro chomp was a #1 smash hit gif in my head:
I don't actually like churros, so on some subconscious level, I must want to be violently penectomied by a beautiful rat boy. Interesting, psychologically.
 

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