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GOP lawmaker proposes renaming Greenland ‘Red, White, and Blueland’​


https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5138543-buddy-carter-donald-trump-greenland-name-change/

This will surely bring down the price of eggs.
Hakeem Jeffries will use his skills of bipartisan aisle-crossing and compromise here to shorten the name to just Whiteland. "I remember the first time I flew over Greenland," Jeffries remarked in a press conference with Donald Trump. "I said, 'Hey, wait a minute! This place isn't green at all!'"

"They lied!" Donald Trump interjected, a presidential furrow in his brow.

Jeffries reached out and took Trump's hand in a beautiful show of unity. "That's right, Mister President. They lied," Jeffries said, compassion and dignity arising in him. "And in these United States of America, we have no room for lies. We've got too much work to do!"

"You know, green is such an ugly color too. Everyone says so. It's the color of jealousism! Bile! Hello???" Trump interjected.

"That's right, Mister President, and it stops today. With our new Arctic territory, we enter an era of truth and purity and clean politics. We are all Whiteland!"
 
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Yo, it's time to revolt against these people. Republicans, Democrats, the only way out is to bring this government down.
I'm 100% with you. I'm choosing not to contribute to the managerial class... I'll have a reckoning with my checking account soon about how that's gonna work for me in the short term... but not today.

How are you and your family and #chosenfamily doing these days @CaliDevotion? I hope your own world is doing all right, completely boring and uneventful and safe, even if the D.C. world is properly unhinged now.
 
How are you and your family and #chosenfamily doing these days @CaliDevotion? I hope your own world is doing all right, completely boring and uneventful and safe, even if the D.C. world is properly unhinged now.

Thank you for asking, that's very sweet.

Well, we are leaving and that's the only thing keeping us afloat. Our trauma from the fires was replaced by the daily trauma of this administration. All I think about now are the more normal days ahead in Europe but I have several concerns, including immigration and dollar value (where all our savings are) once he tanks the economy. Our goal is to be back here eventually, and I'm honestly playing a dangerous game with my status here once I lose my job.
 
Kristi Noem told CNN’s Dana Bash she was “absolutely” comfortable with the non-official Department of Government Efficiency — led by tech billionaire Elon Musk, who has been tasked by President Donald Trump to slash public spending — having access to the sensitive data of tens of thousands of disaster victims.

Bash recalled “when Republicans were very careful about, and worried about, the government, particularly unelected people, having access to personal data.”

“Well, we can’t trust the government anymore,” said Noem.

Bash had to remind Noem: “You are the government.”

Noem then attempted some mental gymnastics.

“Yes, that’s what I’m saying,” she told Bash. “Is that the American people now are saying that we have had our personal information shared and out there in the public.” Musk “is part of the administration that is helping us identify where we can find savings and what we can do and he has gone through the processes to make sure that he has the authority,” she continued.
 
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