Popjustice Song Contest XXIII (23) // IMADUCK TO THE RESCUE // Results at 8PM BST, tonight.

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Waaheeey hello there everyone, and welcome to the Popjustice Bland Song Contest XXIII (for those incapable of understanding things, it means 23). If you're a usual participant, you know the list of bollocks is incoming but nevertheless have to be said so bare with me for now.

THE RATHER IMPORTANT STUFF

De Datez

Submission // Tuesday 30th September - Tuesday 7th October 11:59PM GMT (BST)
Voting // Friday 10th October - Sunday 19th October 11:59PM GMT (BST)
Reveal // Whenever I see fit

-Send your entry to MYSELF being Oricon (not Oriflop, not Oricunt, not Orincapable) with the following:

Username:
Song:
Artist:
YouTube/Video Link:

If you wish, you may supply a backup but that is not essential.

-Do NOT dare send stuff which are cheap (hi Rihanna, Gaga, Taylor Swift) because it'll just not get anywhere and lets not waste time for us okay?
-As usual, each and every entry will be judged by your most beloved veto panel members (that's me, imaflop, jizzno, BLT).
-You MUST vote in this if you have submitted an entry for this edition. Failure to vote will result in a deduction of excess 50% and a ban in the next edition. Don't say I haven't warned you now. No excuses will be tolerated.
-I will also NOT accept late votes. The deadline is there for a reason.
-For those who vote but aren't participanting in this, bye. You're not invited.
-Use the following format to submit your votes during voting period:

12 Points // Anything which you think is possibly an Oricon entry
10 Points //
08 Points //
07 Points //
06 Points //
05 Points //
04 Points //
03 Points //
02 Points //
01 Points //

-AND for the first time EVER, you may bring in a -1 Point song within your voting format! This isn't compulsory nor is it going to affect the results in any manner but I thought it'd be interesting for you as an individual to dish out some hatred on the most bizarre and utterly unlistenable song in this edition. This will be compiled and then before the results, I shall reveal the songs nominated and which song obtained the most minus points.

Any questions? No, I think not. GET GOING THEN 1!!
 
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SPOTIFY PLAYLIST (sponsored by A&E): http://pjsconspotify.tumblr.com/post...077426/pjsc-23
YOUTUBE PLAYLIST (sponsored by the duck): http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list...9Z6Vd4MGt1E0Xy

Jennifer Davies - Lapse Of Time (James Njie Remix)
Tkay Maidza - U-Huh
KARA - Mamma Mia
White Hinterland - Ring The Bell
FEMM - Fxxk Boyz Get Money
Linda Sundblad - Hur kan jag sakna nåt jag aldrig haft
Ivy & Gold - Animals
Molly Sandén - Freak
Odesza feat. Zyra - Say My Name
Matia Bazar - Ti sento
Casualties Of Cool - Flight
Arca - Thievery
Goddess - Sexual
Henriette Haubjerg - Oblivion
World of Girls - Weekend Girl
Miranda Carey & Sunglasses Kid - The Real Thing
Lemaitre - Wait
Noosa - Walk On By
Neon Bunny - It's You
The Jezabels - Trycolour
Gathania - Blame It On You (Blackout)
T-ara - Sugar Free
Sucré - Young and Free
KING - Supernatural
Kero Kero Bonito - Sick Beat
Wash 'n' Set - Private Play
Sophie Monk - Get The Music On
Alina Devecerski - Armé
Esty - Lovelorn
Meghan Washington - Limitless
VERITÉ- The Weekend
Jessica Sutta - Show Me
Puer Kim - Bank
Julius Moon - Lipstick Lies
Bonnie Anderson - Blackout
Francisca Valenzuela - Buen Soldado
Aliyah - Stapelgek
Lucy Hale - Just Another Song
Mypet - Betty Ford
WDSTCK - Music Makes Me Feel
Dan Black - U + Me
Vanessa Falk - Hurt

WHO SENT WHAT:

Jennifer Davies - Lapse Of Time (James Njie Remix) // imaduck \\
Tkay Maidza - U-Huh // strangekin \\
KARA - Mamma Mia // vikeyeol \\
White Hinterland - Ring The Bell // Jersey \\
FEMM - Fxxk Boyz Get Money // eyeline \\
Linda Sundblad - Hur kan jag sakna nåt jag aldrig haft // VivaLaBextor \\
Ivy & Gold - Animals // Derek \\
Molly Sandén - Freak // WowWowWowWow \\
Odesza feat. Zyra - Say My Name // chanex \\
Matia Bazar - Ti sento // Russron \\
Casualties Of Cool - Flight // Irönhëädë \\
Arca - Thievery // Rogue \\
Goddess - Sexual // Hudweiser \\
Henriette Haubjerg - Oblivion // biffy77 \\
World of Girls - Weekend Girl // DJHazey \\
Miranda Carey & Sunglasses Kid - The Real Thing // IAmMyDexB \\
Lemaitre - Wait // camerinian \\
Noosa - Walk On By // Jordananan \\
Neon Bunny - It's You // Carel \\
The Jezabels - Trycolour // JamesJupiter \\
Gathania - Blame It On You (Blackout) // TheMerryGoRoundLife \\
T-ara - Sugar Free // Oricon \\
Sucré - Young and Free // iheartpoptarts \\
KING - Supernatural // Laurence Nope \\
Kero Kero Bonito - Sick Beat // seven. \\
Wash 'n' Set - Private Play // Keifer3194 \\
Sophie Monk - Get The Music On // Txetxu \\
Alina Devecerski - Armé // NecessaryVoodoo \\
Esty - Lovelorn // llamadelrey \\
Meghan Washington - Limitless // A&E \\
VERITÉ- The Weekend // jinzo \\
Jessica Sutta - Show Me // BML \\
Puer Kim - Bank // ajmkv \\
Julius Moon - Lipstick Lies // 2014 \\
Bonnie Anderson - Blackout // fistcity \\
Francisca Valenzuela - Buen Soldado // Raisin Hell \\
Aliyah - Stapelgek // Totto \\
Lucy Hale - Just Another Song // unnameable \\
Mypet - Betty Ford // ladygagaogaga \\
WDSTCK - Music Makes Me Feel // UncleDeSeanAli \\
Dan Black - U + Me // HeartSwells \\
Vanessa Falk - Hurt // KamikazeHeart \\
 
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PEOPLE WHO HAVE VOTED:

(FULL HOUSE YEY)

\\ Hudweiser
// vikeyeol
\\ Irönhëädë
// Raisin Hell
\\ Rogue
// TheMerryGoRoundLife
\\ DJHazey
// VivaLaBextor
\\ UncleDeSeanAli
// Oricon
\\ WowWowWowWow
// 2014
\\ HeartSwells
// Carel
\\ Txetxu
// KamiKazeHeart
\\ IAmMrDexB
// unnameable
\\ Derek
// iheartpoptarts
\\ JamesJupiter
// fistcity
\\ NecessaryVoodoo
// eyeline
\\ Russron
// biffy77
\\ Keifer3194
// imaduck
\\ seven.
// strangekin
\\ Jersey
// Laurence Nope
\\ ajmkv
// llamadelrey
\\ chanex
// ladygagaogaga
\\ Totto
// Jordananan
\\ A&E
// BML
\\ camerinian
// jinzo

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:://-1 points\\::

You have at least one hater (-1 point)


Arca - Theivery

I don't do instrumentals really, especially when they are as pointless as this one was. Like someone got drunk and played around with Fruity Loops one night.


Puer Kim - Bank

(not bad, just bland)


Gathania - Blame It On You (Blackout)

She should have to pay some kind of fine or maybe even do some jail time for stealing Cry For You's chord progression, synths, and beat and then writing this generic shit over it.


Henriette Haubjerg - Oblivion

It's not a bad song, the -1 is just for the hassle I had to go through to actually listen to it. Youtube proxies didn't work for me like they usually do. I'm just glad I had antivirus software and adblock active while visiting those shady websites.


White Hinderland - Ring The Bell

-1 points for White Hinterland - Ring The Bell although Wash'n'Set is a close runner up, and I'm sure they'll win this distinction.


Alijah - Stapelgek

-1 Point: Aliyah


The fire is starting to boil (-2 points)

T-ara - Sugar Free

"Now here's an inaptly-named song if ever there was one. So bland, generic and factory-made that it is simply not worth further comment."

And because I couldn’t find any legitimate reasons to award a -1 this round, I’m going to do it for stupid reasons…


World of Girls - Weekend Girl

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...World Of Girls - Weekend Girl


Kero Kero Bonito - Sick Beat

-1 - Kero Kero Bonito - Sick Beat

because I can, -1 goes to Kero Kero Bonito. It was toughly fought as there were 3 songs that wasted my time horribly, but this wins out narrowly as the worst of the competition.


Hey perhaps you should reconsider your place this edition (-3 points)

Lucy Hale - Just Another Song

• -1 point // Lucy Hale - Just Another Song

Why do Actresses have to start singing?
Most of them are mediocre at best and Lucy Hale is no exception.
You just get a feeling that this song has been done, exactly like that, by some Disney popstar. She should probably stick to acting or find a bit of originality, but this is just another song.

Can I also give a -1 to Lucy Hale. Because she should not have cleared veto in the first place.


FEMM - Fxxk Boyz Get Money

-1 FEMM - Fxxk Boyz Get Money

-1 point goes to FEMM

Also the -1 goes to Fxxk Boys Get Money because I mean Jesus H. Christ what in the good name of fuck was that.


YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED IN HERE AT ALL. GET OUT! (-4 points)

Wash 'n' Set - Private Play

-1 point - Wash n Set

Boring use of sexual imagery with plain R&B duo. I might sound like I'm missing the point of a SONG contest, but the song doesn't help much neither.

And if this -1 point is successful, please could literally take the point off the songs! I don't care if it's mine, please don't mislead us!

The grinding on a man's crotch when they look to be about 14 to 15 years old was incredibly disturbing not to mention the girls have absolutely no flow. It's just a terrible package all around. It's trying so hard to be something that it infinitely will never be. I could say so much more but I'm just going to leave it at this: disaster, all the way around and for everyone involved. Bye, Felicia's.

Double Take x Eggy Eggs & Charli = this
 
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Ready to make a comeback here as well.

The -1 point thing is a cool idea.
 
Re: Popjustice Song Contest XXIII (23) // SUBMISSIONS KINDA OPEN NOW

I think I have a definite smash for this round!
 
Re: Popjustice Song Contest XXIII (23) // SUBMISSIONS KINDA OPEN NOW

I'm coming for the Top 10 at the very least this time. I must be #7.
 
he/him
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I finally have a song that is brand spankin' new to submit, and it will undoubtedly tumble me from my perch among the Top 10.
 
Re: Popjustice Song Contest XXIII (23) // SUBMISSIONS KINDA OPEN NOW

I am in. With something not quite as PJ-friendly as my last entry. It's gonna flop. I don't care.
 
Re: Popjustice Song Contest XXIII (23) // SUBMISSIONS KINDA OPEN NOW

I have entered again. Very pleased with making top ten last round. Hoping to make top 5 this time. I think my song is good enough.
 
he/him
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Is the veto panel ready? Whenever you're ready!
 
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Had to break up the monotony y'all.

I'm ready.
 

2014

Staff member
Re: Popjustice Song Contest XXIII (23) // SUBMISSIONS KINDA OPEN NOW

I've entered.
 
he / him
Re: Popjustice Song Contest XXIII (23) // SUBMISSIONS KINDA OPEN NOW

I have no idea how mine will do, but I love it.
 
Re: Popjustice Song Contest XXIII (23) // SUBMISSIONS KINDA OPEN NOW

No veto panel link from Oricandothiswithoutyou

#flop
 
Re: Popjustice Song Contest XXIII (23) // SUBMISSIONS KINDA OPEN NOW

Done. Hope I do better this time around. My non Top 30 entry was a definitely a crash landing.
 
Re: Popjustice Song Contest XXIII (23) // SUBMISSIONS KINDA OPEN NOW

I updated the veto spreadsheet you imatroll.
 
Re: Popjustice Song Contest XXIII (23) // SUBMISSIONS KINDA OPEN NOW

I'm tempted to change my entry after discovering a certain song... But I think I'll just hope no one else enters it and stick with my original choice.
 
Re: Popjustice Song Contest XXIII (23) // SUBMISSIONS KINDA OPEN NOW

Jinzo and BML, if you're here can you please input your scores into the veto spreadsheet?
 
Re: Popjustice Song Contest XXIII (23) // SUBMISSIONS KINDA OPEN NOW

I've got my banger. Let's dooooooo this.
 
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