Radio Disney Justice: A Teen-Pop Extravaganza - (Results: WINNER)

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Could it possibly be one of mine too? I can't be that lucky.













































































































Not quite that lucky, yet. But it made me think of this so listen to it and smile anyway.















#67. Miley Cyrus - Fly on the Wall - 6.638

Highest: 10 (@soratami)

Lowest: 2 (Sprocky's BF) 4 x 5 (@GhettoPrincess, @Hurricane Drunk, @Alouder98, @unnameable, DJHazey)

Voter Bloc 1: #96 (yas)
Voter Bloc 2: #68
Voter Bloc 3: #75
Voter Bloc 4: #67
Voter Bloc 5: #79

Final Voters: #67

Charts: #84 (U.S.) #16 (UK) #73 (Canada) #23 (Ireland) #62 (Germany) #57 (Europe) #57 (Austria) #54 (Australia)

Info: "Fly on the Wall" was the third and final single from Miley's second album Breakout. It charted much better in Europe than it did stateside and along with "Who Owns My Heart" and "Start All Over" is still the only single from Miley not to be at least certified platinum...we'll see how long the former lasts. Tim James and teen-pop writing legends Antonina Armato penned the track. The song received mixed reviews for being catchy and pushing envelope to what a teen-pop could sound like with some saying it was the most interesting track on the album, while others called it a sad attempt at Britney's "Toxic" or a Pussycat Dolls song. A lot of people thought the lyrics were about an abusive/controlling boyfriend but Miley says the song was about the paparazzi: "I wrote it for the media, always feeling like they need to be in my life. Sometimes they just wish that they could blend in and be there all the time. And that they might know me a little bit better if they were in my house, in my room and my different places. So, it's like going to different spots and trying to get away from them and it's not going away like little annoying flies." Music video director Phillip Andelman wanted to make sure things were kept 'playful' and stray away from being too serious about the subject. Miley expanded on this and discussed where the inspiration for the video came from: "The concept is kind of 'Thriller'-esque. It's kind of like where the paparazzi become these zombies and they're all like attacking me. And my boyfriend is trying to save me, but I don't know if he's a paparazzi too. So, it's like me trying to hide and get away. It's really fun, but I'm escaping from my boyfriend and escaping from the paparazzi and trying to find my way through the whole video."

Hazey's Focus: Seeing the live MTV premiere of this one is still vividly in my brain. This was before I took a dive into her discography, so having loved songs like "See You Again" and "7 Things" had me ready for what this could be and disappointed is an understatement. Don't get me wrong because the song starts off fun enough and but it always falls off the tracks when we reach the chorus and I've never been able to get past it. Most of the song is actually pretty passable but all I can ever hear in my head when I think of the song is that ghastly "fly on the wall" that sounds like it was pulled from some cheesy Goosebumps theme song or some other Nick Jr. kiddie show. Delete it fat, indeed.

I've rarely agreed with Sprocky's BF (2) in this rate but we finally find some common ground: "SKIP this please." I've never had to skip it because it's never been in my library. When I downloaded Breakout, I deleted it and then listened to other songs I didn't know.

With how many times @Mina (8) has dismissed an actual fun song, I cannot with this being the hill she's willing to play on: "Fun."

Normally I'd know exactly what @iheartpoptarts (8) is referring to but when we're talking about this song it sounds like Chinese: "Falls into the so-awful-but-such-a-bop category for me. I expect we all have a lot of those!"

Not when something like East Northumberland High sounds like she's in high school and this sound like a nursery rhyme you don't @Pecans (8): "This track feels so much more mature than the rest of Miley’s early discography. Fly on the Wall was a real growing point for Miley’s career: she actually feels like a genuine pop force to be reckoned with in this."

I think I just need to accept that me and @Sally_Harper's (8) idea of great Disney pop song are on opposite sides of the fence: "BOP. I can remember hearing this and being really surprised that it was Miley, because it was GOOD! Also, the start of the video with the guy turning into the pap is hilarious, as is Miley’s confused acting face."

If I lived next door to @livefrommelbs (9) and they started getting loud with this song, I'd call the cops: "More like balls-to-the-wall. This is NOISY in the best possible way."



Me now with how this rate has gone so far.


 
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This is a lot like how I hate "Hello Kitty" in Avril's discography and there's a sizeable group of fans who somehow love it.

The best part of the song is how it builds towards the let down: "That way when you play the game, baby you could never lose.." with the way Miley sounds like she's in a hurry to get the words out and running out of breath. Pretty much all of my 4 points are for that section.
 
This is a lot like how I hate "Hello Kitty" in Avril's discography and there's a sizeable group of fans who somehow love it.

The best part of the song is how it builds towards the let down: "That way when you play the game, baby you could never lose.." with the way Miley sounds like she's in a hurry to get the words out and running out of breath. Pretty much all of my 4 points are for that section.
Come come kitty kitty...
 
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I want this. You're so lucky. Is it spring where you are yet? Go somewhere awesome.

P.S. I suspect one of the lesser Ashley songs is done for.

Today I'm meeting my Mom when she gets out of work and we're driving to a Ben & Jerry's shop that is like 45 minutes out of the way because it's free scoop at any Ben & Jerry's ice cream shop today. Once I told her about it, she said we're going without any exceptions.
 
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Today I'm meeting my Mom when she gets out of work and we're driving to a Ben & Jerry's shop that is like 45 minutes out of the way because it's free scoop at day any Ben & Jerry's ice cream shop. Once I told her about it, she said we're going without any exceptions.

I stan you (and your Mom).

That's it, I'm getting ice cream for lunch.
 
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Back to eliminating some of my 10s when we do an artist's first cut..
















































































































#66. Aly & AJ - On the Ride - 6.775

Highest: 10 x 2 (@unnameable, DJHazey)

Lowest: 3 (@aniraz) 4 x 2 (@GhettoPrincess, @Alouder98)

Voter Bloc 1: #61
Voter Bloc 2: #68
Voter Bloc 3: #71
Voter Bloc 4: #74
Voter Bloc 5: #82

Final Voters: #66

Info: "On the Ride" is the fourth Disney-only single released by Aly & AJ. It was released with their movie Cow Belles and the music video features scenes from it. Their first concert DVD (seen above) was named after the song.

Hazey's Focus: The trio of "On the Ride", "In a Second", and "Something More" from Into the Rush have slain me for a very very long time. I'm usually all about the bops, but with Aly & AJ it's no secret that my favorites are all the slowies. This kind of acoustic love song just works so well with their voices. I could have a 100 track album of these kind of songs and never get bored. I was worried that it would be a bit too understated for this crowd and people would write it off before giving it a chance to win them over. I can't say I'm particularly mad about this placing or the fact that the Sl*y Sisters have made it through 1/3 of the rate unscathed. One of the most powerful weapons they have in their arsenal is how they do lyrical 'runs' where lines just roll along and make it so fun to sing along to. This technique helps make a lot of their songs attach themselves to my soul and allow me to escape within the 3-4 minutes. Examples of this here are: "We'll laugh-'til-we-cry, read-each-other's-minds, live-with-a-smile, maaake it all worthwhiiile.." , "Never-coming-down-from-this..mountain we're on.", the way they wrap up the chorus like they do, and the franticly paced middle eight.

Finally we have commentary where there isn't anything really negative.

@iheartpoptarts (7) must have known what kind of rate I have planned down the road: "It's a bit Lillix, isn’t it?" Though I'm not sure if Aly & AJ would be in it, maybe with Insomniatic if so, as I'm planning more for a pop-punk approach. Though I'm not sure how I'd go with it and it's a ways down the road anyway.

I'm just going to take a deep breath and realize this means @Martyn (7) did love this at some point: "Like most of Into The Rush it hasn't aged very well."

I wonder if @Sally_Harper (7) would eventually have their music click more after more listens: "This is pleasant. I can’t really find anything else to say, but I do quite like it."

Like a lot of their music, Aly & AJ tend to be associated with good times in our lives, just ask @livefrommelbs (7): "I always had a soft spot for this song. It had a real earnestness about it that I really loved as a baby gay." I find this album is an amazing soundtrack for a summertime car ride. Especially this song which is aptly titled for it.

I'll have to ignore the jab at Avril's lyricism and look at @Blond's (7.5) like the glass is half full: "This is so early Avril. The lyrics are exceedingly obvious but it’s very cute."

To anyone wondering why I keep saying Aly & AJ can grow on you, take it from @Remorque (8) with how quickly it happened for him: "To be honest, I only gave this a 6,50 initially... Then I went running with this playlist blasting through my headphones and when this song came on the sun came out, glistening over the water. Gave it an entirely new dimension, thus the extra point and a half I threw it in the end…"

And again everything I just said in my write-up and commentary laid right before you, thanks to @unnameable (10) who couldn't more right: "I first got the urge to really sing along to this song while on a bus to Almondsbury scout camp. Truly joyful."










 

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