Radio Disney Justice: A Teen-Pop Extravaganza - (Results: WINNER)

[DJHazey]

Okay, who else thought this said Isaac Hanson?

Prelude to when you're one of the few top scores for "Mmm Bop" in the 90s rate.

 

[Ugly Beauty]

Hey @soratami and the others that left his name out. Case and point.



#52. Hannah Montana - Nobody's Perfect - 7.175

Highest: 11 (@GhettoPrincess) 10 x 3 (@31entrance, @WhenTheSunGoesDown, @Charley)

Lowest: 1 (@Satan_Harper) 2 (@Meana)

My Score: 8

Voter Bloc 1: #9
Voter Bloc 2: #64
Voter Bloc 3: #53
Voter Bloc 4: #42
Voter Bloc 5: #40

Final Voters: #52

Charts: #27 (U.S.) #73 (Canada) #87 (Australia)

Release: lead single for the Hannah Montana 2 soundtrack.

Songwriters: Matthew Gerard (producer) and Robbie Nevil

Reviews: Generally positive, praising the song's message and 'pure pop candy' delivery of the message.

Music Video: Live performance taken from the song. In the show's episode "Get Down, Study-udy-udy" Hannah uses the song (written by her father in the show) as way to help her study for a biology mid-term.

Hazey's Focus: Some people might think "Best of Both Worlds" would be the most well known Hannah Montana song but I instantly think of this, in fact it is her most successful song from the franchise. Yeah, the message about not letting your mistakes keep you down and instead "living and learning it" and acknowledging that nobody's perfect might be a bit 'on the nose' and simple but with a feel-good performance of it like this, who in their right mind is denying it?

It's funny how @Sally_Harper (1) has the gall to say she's in pain when we all have to deal with these soul-crushing scores from her: "Why must I suffer in this way?"

@Mina (2) continues that narrative thinking that everything Miley was doing at this time was designed to bother her: "The original Disney troll." - Directly from the original PJ rate troll's mouth. xx

At least @Remorque (6.5) is able to recognize that it has a place in this world: "I could enjoy this for what it is as a teen bop that my 13 year old self would have eaten up, but listening to now it just doesn't quite resonate with me as much..." Age is just a number when it comes to music.

I have to agree with @iheartpoptarts (7.5) as long as she's willing to lump Breakout and Meet Miley Cyrus into the collection: "Unpopular opinion time: Hannah, on average, might just be a better popstar than Miley herself."

I'm jealous that @livefrommelbs (8.5) might have had more iconic school dances than I ever did: "Put this on at a club or party and watch everybody STILL lose their goddamn minds like they're sipping soda at a 6th grade school disco."

Hell, if @31entrance (10) was at one of those dances, they might have to wander off to the corner and have an emotional moment: "that chorus still gets to me after all these years!"

The teen-pop loving person we've come to known as @WhenTheSunGoesDown (10) was created the day he made file-sharing discovery: "Basically my first foray back into teen pop after several years of exclusively listening to soundtracks was randomly downloading this incredible bop on Limewire. I’ve spent approximately 40 hours of my life lip syncing/shouting along to this song on my bike since then." Yas, I love how we have an old file-sharing reference in every one of my rates. I used WinMX then Limewire, I can't remember poptarts's site of choice but I'm sure she'll remind us.

I guess my opening rate banner and accompanying avatar worked for something because it helped @GhettoPrincess (11) get into the spirit and narrow down their 11 choice: "What a TUNE! This is super sublime pop and I live for it. I was deciding what my 11 could be and I guess this one stood out as the most Radio Disney bop that I love so there you go."


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what’s wrong with you all?? this deserved to be top 20

 

[soratami]

Prelude to when you're one of the few top scores for "Mmm Bop" in the 90s rate.

I'm looking forward to my moment of villainy when that one gets eliminated x

 

[Ugly Beauty]

As an aside, I'm currently hooked on this bop

Funny you mentioned this because I just remembered this little bop

C’mon I can’t be the only one to know of this

 

[iheartpoptarts]

I have to agree with @iheartpoptarts (7.5) as long as she's willing to lump Breakout and Meet Miley Cyrus into the collection:

But actually no.

I used WinMX then Limewire, I can't remember poptarts's site of choice but I'm sure she'll remind us.

I had Kazaa (Lite), WinMX, and Limewire, in that order.

(I'm still bitter about the Top Answer Game. Surely everyone had more or less moved on to Googling file upload sites for full albums by the time Limewire was big and never really used it? No? I knew better.)

Prelude to when you're one of the few top scores for "Mmm Bop" in the 90s rate.

It literally has "bop" in the name, what is wrong with people.

 

[Mina]

Prelude to when you're one of the few top scores for "Mmm Bop" in the 90s rate.

I can see both @Jeffo and @iheartpoptarts 10ing that song.

 

[DJHazey]

I always have to mention it whenever we bring up WinMX and LimeWire, but I still remember searching for Korn songs I might not know and the first result I learned to ignore said "Korn, Deftones, Disturbed, Limp Bizkit, Staind, Godsmack song" because when I first saw it I was like "THEY WERE ALL ON A SONG TOGETHER!" and downloaded it immediately only to find a .exe file instead of a .mp3 -- That's how our generation taught ourselves about the dangers of the internet.

As far as "mmm Bop" I honestly thought I was going to give it a higher score than I did. It just didn't 'pop off' as much I remember it doing. I didn't tank it though.

 

[iheartpoptarts]

and downloaded it immediately only to find a .exe file instead of a .mp3

Oh nooooooooo Hazey.

 

[DJHazey]

As an aside, I'm currently hooked on this bop

One of the best of Revival, never gets mentioned as such either.

 

[DJHazey]

Oh nooooooooo Hazey.

Luckily I had good antivirus that blocked the download.

 

[DJHazey]

Anyone care to guess what song misses the Top 50?

 

[WhenTheSunGoesDown]

 

[soratami]

Anyone care to guess what song misses the Top 50?

Hope it's Daughter to Father tbh.

Either that or one of these:

Victoria Justice
Bea Miller
Lucy Hale

 

[Deleted member 3416]

This is a disgusting result but the Radio Disney rate is now famous for my lowest ever 11 scoring song rank ever. Beating the Rihanna rate years and years ago.

Me after I drive over all the low scorers.

Rooting for Lindsay, Ashley, Miley and Hilary now of course.

 

[Dangerous Maknae]

Either that or one of these:

Victoria Justice
Bea Miller
Lucy Hale

Completely agree with this. We're not on the same block for no reason, after all.

 

[Mina]

Me after I drive over all the low scorers.

I think we're good, since I suspect you gave my 11 a high score.

(I'm worried about what @iheartpoptarts did to it, though.)

 

[soratami]

Really curious what the last song to miss the top 50 is going to be!

 

[DJHazey]

Hope it's Daughter to Father tbh.

Okay fine, you win.





































































































































You for how many eliminations now?

Either that or one of these:

Victoria Justice
Bea Miller
Lucy Hale

It was a nice run for her after all.




#51. Victoria Justice - Beggin' On Your Knees - 7.213

Highest: 10 x 2 (@aniraz, DJHazey)

Lowest: 2 (@Mina) Otherwise we had one 5 and everything else was 6+.

Voter Bloc 1: #40
Voter Bloc 2: #51
Voter Bloc 3: #56
Voter Bloc 4: #49
Voter Bloc 5: #45

Final Voters: #51

Charts: #58 (U.S.)

Release: second single from the soundtrack Victorious: Music From the Hit TV Show in April 2011.

Songwriters: Shellback (producer), Kristian Lundin (producer), and Savan Kotecha

Music Video: The song originally debuted on the Victorious episode of the same name. In it, Victoria's character finds out her boyfriend is messing around, so she sets up a singing performance only to have the boyfriend realize his microphone isn't working. Victoria points and gestures towards him to make sure he knows the song is about him. The actual music video was shot at the Santa Monica pier in the carnival setting with Victoria following her boyfriend around as h cheats on her with another girl. At the end, Victoria whispers into the other girl's ear, putting the guy on blast, so they both end up dumping him.

Reviews: It received generally positive critiques for its strong/fiery message and the fun electronic-rock beats.

Hazey's Focus: If you ask me to choose between this and "Freak the Freak Out" you'd never be able to get answer from me. I stanned this era for teen-pop so hard, having songs like these come out back-to-back just made my life at the time. Obviously the moment that gets stuck your head is "one daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" as part of a chorus so catchy it should be illegal. She also sounds so adorable with the "you mess with me and mess with her, so I'll make sure you get what you deserve" on that melody and trying to sound formidable about it, but instead it's all ridiculous sounding and more amazing because of it.

It's pretty amazing that we just had @Mina (2) accusing Miley of being a troll and now this: "I'm convinced this Victoria Justice person is a secret troll." - Victoria Justice is honestly one of the most harmless celebrities ever.

I think @soratami (5) might mean 'not a very Shellback lyric' because I agree it's not on his level: "I'll have you crawling on your knees like a centipede"? Not a very Disney lyric is it?"

If it's doing too much you'd better turn the song off before @Sally_Harper (6) aka the fun police hears it: "This is mostly decent but also slightly annoying in places."

Unlike @Martyn (7) I could put this on right now and get my life, even here in the office without embarrassment: "This hasn't aged as well as I thought it would have. I used to love it."

Meanwhile @WhenTheSunGoesDown (8) drives us around and after "Sippin on Sunshine" finishes playing, he skips to this, turns to us all, and says: "I think we all sing." because that's what this son automatically makes you do, or should.

@iheartpoptarts (8) reminds of the days Hilary created the bulletproof first-half of BIBO: "I love it when they send people off to Sweden." Yes and Victoria somehow got Shellback to do a song without Max. Though, something tells me Max thought this was beneath him, ddd.

I think I need to infiltrate @livefrommelbs's (8) iPod and make sure this is in every playlist: "This is like the third time I've forgotten this song exists and the third time I've been pleasantly reminded."

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[DJHazey]

Results/Top 50:

Spoiler

#56. Hilary Duff - Beat of My Heart - 7.025
#57. Hilary Duff - What Dreams Are Made Of - 7.000
#60. Lindsay Lohan - Bossy - 6.875
#66. Aly & AJ - On the Ride - 6.775
#93. Raven Symone - Bump - 5.863
#94. The Cheetah Girls - Cinderella - 5.850
#96. The Cheetah Girls - Step Up - 5.700
#100. The Cheetah Girls - Girl Power - 5.338

#Xx. Aly & AJ - Rush
#Xx. Aly & AJ - Chemicals React
#Xx. Aly & AJ - Potential Breakup Song
#Xx. Aly & AJ - Like Whoa
#Xx. Hilary Duff - So Yesterday
#Xx. Hilary Duff - Come Clean
#Xx. Hilary Duff - Fly
#Xx. Hilary Duff - The Getaway
#Xx. Hilary Duff - Wake Up
#Xx. Hilary Duff - With Love
#Xx. Hilary Duff - Stranger
#Xx. Hilary Duff - All About You
#Xx. Hilary Duff - Sparks
#Xx. Lindsay Lohan - Rumors
#Xx. Lindsay Lohan - Over
#Xx. Lindsay Lohan - Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)

#52. Hannah Montana - Nobody's Perfect - 7.175
#62. Ashley Tisdale - Not Like That - 6.825
#67. Miley Cyrus - Fly on the Wall - 6.638
#75. Vanessa Hudgens - Say OK - 6.463
#78. Hannah Montana - Life's What You Make It - 6.388
#82. Vanessa Hudgens - Let's Dance - 6.275
#95. Miley Cyrus - Start All Over - 5.737
#97. Vanessa Hudgens - Sneakernight - 5.650

#Xx. Ashley Tisdale - Be Good to Me
#Xx. Ashley Tisdale - He Said She Said
#Xx. Ashley Tisdale - It's Alright, It's OK
#Xx. Ashley Tisdale - Crank It Up
#Xx. Ashley Tisdale - Acting Out
#Xx. Ashley Tisdale - Overrated
#Xx. Ashley Tisdale - Masquerade
#Xx. Miley Cyrus - See You Again
#Xx. Miley Cyrus - 7 Things
#Xx. Miley Cyrus - The Climb
#Xx. Miley Cyrus - Party in the U.S.A.
#Xx. Miley Cyrus - Can't Be Tamed
#Xx. Miley Cyrus - Who Owns My Heart

#53. Demi Lovato - Here We Go Again - 7.138
#64. Demi Lovato - Get Back - 6.813
#68. Selena Gomez - Falling Down - 6.625
#69. Demi Lovato - Remember December - 6.613
#91. Demi Lovato - Can't Back Down - 6.075

#Xx. Demi Lovato - La La Land
#Xx. Demi Lovato - Don't Forget
#Xx. Demi Lovato - Skyscraper
#Xx. Demi Lovato - Give Your Heart a Break
#Xx. Demi Lovato - Heart Attack
#Xx. Demi Lovato - Neon Lights
#Xx. Demi Lovato - Really Don't Care
#Xx. Selena Gomez - Naturally
#Xx. Selena Gomez - Round & Round
#Xx. Selena Gomez - A Year Without Rain
#Xx. Selena Gomez - Who Says
#Xx. Selena Gomez - Love You Like a Love Song
#Xx. Selena Gomez - Hit the Lights
#Xx. Selena Gomez - Come & Get It
#Xx. Selena Gomez - Slow Down

#51. Victoria Justice - Beggin' On Your Knees - 7.213
#55. Emily Osment - Let's Be Friends - 7.088
#62. Emily Osment - You Are the Only One - 6.825
#64. Victoria Justice - Freak the Freak Out - 6.813
#69. Zendaya - Replay - 6.613
#71. Emily Osment - Lovesick - 6.588
#73. Victoria Justice - Best Friend's Brother - 6.538
#74. Miranda Cosgrove - Dancing Crazy - 6.475
#75. Bella Thorne & Zendaya - Watch Me - 6.463
#77. Miranda Cosgrove - Daydream - 6.425
#79. Emily Osment - All the Way Up - 6.363
#80. Bridgit Mendler - Hurricane - 6.325
#83. Bella Thorne & Zendaya - Something to Dance For/TTYLXOX - 6.238
#85. Victoria Justice - Gold - 6.225
#92. Bella Thorne - Call It Whatever - 5.888
#101. Bella Thorne & Zendaya - Fashion Is My Kryptonite - 5.100

#Xx. Bridgit Mendler - Ready or Not
#Xx. Miranda Cosgrove - About You Now
#Xx. Miranda Cosgrove - Kissin U

#54. Sofia Carson - Love Is the Name - 7.125
#58. Sabrina Carpenter - Eyes Wide Open - 6.950
#59. Sabrina Carpenter - Thumbs - 6.900
#61. Olivia Holt - History - 6.838
#72. Coco Jones - Holla at the DJ - 6.575
#81. Laura Marano - Boombox - 6.295
#84. College 11 - Go! - 6.233
#85. Dove Cameron - What a Girl Is - 6.225
#87. Lucy Hale - Make You Believe - 6.188
#87. Olivia Holt - Party on a Weekday - 6.188
#89. XO-IQ - We Doin' It - 6.135
#90. China Anne McClain - Calling All the Monsters - 6.100
#98. Olivia Holt - Generous - 5.485
#99. China Anne McClain - What's My Name - 5.475

#Xx. Bea Miller - Fire n Gold
#Xx. Lucy Hale - Run This Town
#Xx. Sabrina Carpenter - On Purpose

 

[Blond]

I honestly can't believe one of the only songs I really loved in this rate went out at number 53. Y'all are all rate villains for doing Demi like that.