Random Thoughts 3.0

[papatrick]

My favourite moment at airport security is when they opened a new lane and I was the only one that walked up to it holding my single plastic bag of 100ml liquids and the security officer goes "It's so nice to see someone actually using their brain here"

 

[Laurence]

Amsterdam / Schiphol has always been the best. Not even having to take out anything! We love ha. Other airports can't even spell leave everything in your bag!

 

[SloMover]

Amsterdam / Schiphol has always been the best. Not even having to take out anything! We love ha. Other airports can't even spell leave everything in your bag!

Last year I flew from Amsterdam to London with a full 250ml bottle of sunblock in my carry-on that I completely forgot was in there and no one pulled me up on it. I was gagged when I realised three days later nn

 

[Laurence]

Listening to folklore while it's raining outside.

 

[TheDangerZone]

30 Rock's continued relevance in 2024.....legendaric

 

[LTG]

My favourite moment at airport security is when they opened a new lane and I was the only one that walked up to it holding my single plastic bag of 100ml liquids and the security officer goes "It's so nice to see someone actually using their brain here"

A pleasure to have in security queue.

 

[ColloquialNostalgia]

Remembering the looks of horror I received travelling from Turkey to Australia just after my hair transplant. Also how security at both Turkey and Singapore made me step out of the line and go through the random explosives screening

 

[bestinase]

Remembering the looks of horror I received travelling from Turkey to Australia just after my hair transplant. Also how security at both Turkey and Singapore made me step out of the line and go through the random explosives screening

The way Turkey is so normalised as a medical tourism country now that any flight back here to the UK is now just a selection of bleeding scalps, gleaming white teeth and snatched queens

 

[Sam]

A pleasure to have in security queue.

Me in Gatwick yesterday — swiftly through, no nonsense, wasn’t even acknowledged. You’re welcome for my efficiency.

 

[Applause]

Maybe being in your thirties is all about feeling genuine excitement that you're about to witness Delta Work ranting about plastic bags for five minutes on Very Scary Delta.

 

[jordxn]

High and thinking about all the music that I lost from my library when switching to streaming and have subsequently forgotten even exists. Like i’ve just remembered this song exists out of absolutely nowhere after not hearing or thinking of it in maybe a good 10 years



Which in turn has got me thinking about Cougar Town and how I need to do a rewatch.

 

[Square]

@RJF acting out

 

[Your Pretty Brains]

How's my Verizon hunties doing? LOVE being freed from the chains of 24/7 availability!

 

[devilpray]

Ate cooch and had to run downstairs because I ordered food and the delivery guy congratulated me

 

[theelusivechanteuse]

Why can't more airports be like Dubai airport where you don't have to take anything out and their machines are able to scan your bags properly? I HATE HATE HATEEEEE IT.

And some of these people hogging up the line like they didn't know they had to get ready to take these things out when they've been in the queue for a good 10 minutes seeing what others have done in front of them.

In the words of Remy Ma "Are you dumb?".

Or when people wait in line at a restaurant or coffee shop and don’t know what they wanna order when they get to the front. Death to all of them.

 

[2014]

Spotify celebrating the correct things on Times Square

 

[M3G4N]

That Danja dark production is ageless. Did I dance like a stripper with hair flips in my room to these songs and then have a comedown in the last one? YES.

 

[ColloquialNostalgia]

The Girls Aloud thread turning into sharing AI images and users guessing what lyrics prompted them

 

[theelusivechanteuse]

 

[Purple]

@Euphoria ‘s post in the Sabrina thread has unlocked a powerful truth within me.

Today a geeky YouTuber I follow enthusiastically recommended a video on tidal mudflats being home to vulnerable bird colonies and now I have an overwhelming urge to suck the soul out of his dick.