Random Thoughts 3.0

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@Euphoria ‘s post in the Sabrina thread has unlocked a powerful truth within me.

Today a geeky YouTuber I follow enthusiastically recommended a video on tidal mudflats being home to vulnerable bird colonies and now I have an overwhelming urge to suck the soul out of his dick.
Watch out: if he's also prepossessing and sarcastic, you're gonna have some stiff competition!

I'm strangely excited for you though. That's a real good *looks at your profile* Tuesday afternoon vibe!
 
To me, nerds have pure, ardent, intelligent souls, mostly unassuming and often insecure. They’re unaware of how cute they are!

If you grew up on Seth Cohen on The OC (Adam Brody having a renaissance is most pleasing to me), you’d get it!
 
In fact, if you grew up embodying the spirit of Katy in the Last Friday Night video and Mariah in Touch My Body, you’d get it, too!
 
Wolfe Glick
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