Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Someboy, Jun 15, 2015.
I threw up on the taxi driver and had to walk home whoops I'm a bit fragile 2nite
I hate when I remember the key to sustaining happiness is like working hard at something rewarding with long-term goals, keeping activity levels high, and not over-indulging in substances or down-time.
Like... the key to happiness is routine and stability? How fucking boring is that?
Wow, poor @Solenciennes
Oh, rookie, you're looking a little bit shaky in the saddle
Admit it, you bit off a little bit more than you can handle
I love when my reign at the flop is brief, just last week I nearly got punched out of life by a piece of fruit. Yas @2014 suffer
Why’s that, schnucki
My favourite German word is Eichhörnchen like yas make squirrel the most obscene tongue twister why don’t you
when the world is darker than i can understand
when nothing turns out the way i planned
when the sky turns gray and there's no end in sight
I tried to let it go, but that made me want you more
'Cause in reality, I know you're not mine
I don't want just a bite — I want the full-size
Tell her I'll pay the fine
Can you feel my
Random pizza at 7 am because it's my only day off this week and am set to job back tomorrow on 6 am, I'm not going to waste this day I swear. Plus I'm hungry.
I know it's cool to hate on Call Me by Your Name right now, but fuck. I haven't cried so hard at a film in years.
Weak binch. I've never puked in a taxi in all my years of alcohol abuse.
I've gagged a few times, but that's only when I didn't have enough money to pay the fare.
We’ve all been there, right?
I got to dance to this last night in a club, and it was fucking amazing.
What a song.
But what if being unstable is your routine
ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT
VH1 IS MARATHONING I LOVE NEW YORK ALL DAY TODAY
Hangover Level today -
“I need a coffee and a cry!”
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