Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Laura Vanderbooben, Jul 11, 2018.
Is she drunk on her birthday, yelling Florence and the Machine songs like a dog in heat?
did I get an elderly guy to buy a copy of Phoenix today after he asked for something 'Best of British but chill'
ugh my mind
She’s making a meatball and orzo stew thing for dinner...
Life moods for February, it’s still cold, stay fat, fatty!
Anyone got a link to the Khia "electric chair" video
oh I just want you to COME with meee
we on anutha menTALideee
Did I manage to successfully cook rice for the first time ever today?
Will I end up with food poisoning this time tomorrow regardless?
Honestly some of you bitches are just natural selection in the making
The world: I-
Intern at BET:
@BEST FICTION have you reached this culinary level yet
Rice is the only thing I can cook successfully.
...people’s favourite pop star being someone they most likely grew up with isn’t that shocking.
Me when my boss asks me for my medical certificate after my third Monday off in a row.
Samantha Mumba on her way to collect her €5 paycheck from the local spa that ran me an Instagram stock photo ad of a woman sipping champagne with Always Come Back to Your Love playing on loop:
yas scamming 10/10 quizzes when i didn't do any of the reading
Shhh, take a deep breath, hold it in, aaand slowlyyy exhale. It’ll all be alright <3
You ain’t slick.
Sure thing, but signing up just to post in her threads remains a choice.
Ain't that cross-eyed Kelly Rowland boy the one that said Valentina sang bad because people with AIDS have weak voices or whatever? MESS.
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