Random Thoughts

i got laid last night and decided to skip work cause my body is sore (lol) and my coworker texts me saying that another one is saying i am "OBVIOUSLY not sick"

okay and?

 

Can’t people just let me be.

 

Gwen is not fucking around with her stupid ass neighbors.

 

@SockMonkey do something we can't let @inevitable dox @RJF like this

 

I swear some of those fags have worms in their brain. All......that for what's probably going to be a hideous, off-key performance of Like A Prayer while she wears a bedazzled eyepatch?? I have to laugh. Madame X is a hypocrite.

 

Not you too...
https://www.indy100.com/article/kuwait-mariam-al-sohel-lgbt-anal-worm-cure-homophobia-watch-8884526

 

The worm on Eurovision night after several days' malnutrition:

 

Oh good, itv have finally cancelled that trash Jeremy Kyle show

 

These two posts being back to back is sending me.

 

I bit my lip the other day with the strength of a thousand sumo fighters and it’s now so fucking swollen

 

shut up moose

 

Comeback Corner teas.

 

Doing King @RainOnFire dirty

 

Does anyone have a link to Regina Hall's iconic "did you get the girl? did more money magically appear in your wallet?" rant.

 

Ffff I woke up to see the Matron X thread had been locked and thought Eurovision must have already happened

 

In the home stretch of my master's thesis. I can and I will do this.

 

Ddd in their defence I was only talking about the mods who had posted in the thread