Random Thoughts

Me modeling the romper that I bought

 

NOOOOOOOOO

I hopped on Grindr out of curiosity and my AirBnB host was on there and asked me if I wanted to jerk off with him nooooooo!

 

Scream! that good old southern hospitality.

 

I... politely declined, needless to say.

Also wait, he thought I was straight the whole time because "only straight guys can't figure out how to work the lock on the front door."

Drag me, sis.

 

My fav Mario Kart track <3

 

I’m being relentlessly dragged and beaten by the Carly and Tyler albums tonight just wow

 

I've worked far too much the past two weeks, and now my sleep schedule is really fucked up.

 

Truly what I was expecting last weekend and all I got was a beer.

 

Ar you staying in a barn with that gay honey boo boo uncle sis?

 

Did somebody say "T o o M u c h"?

#StreamDedicatedonSpotify
#OrElse

 

Did he offer you a discount?

 

I say do it.
Air Blow N Bottom

 

He ain't cute though.

 

Is his dick cute though?

 

Why don't you go and find out

 

Thinking about this

 

Wow. What a moment.

 

I know MNEK likes to... do a lot, but surely hundreds of songwriters don't get a courtesy "heads up" a song they worked on is being released?

 

Ddd, I’m still reeling from the Britt Love tweet to Florrie a couple of weeks ago. Anybody have a screenshot that immortalized the moment?