Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Laura Vanderbooben, Jul 11, 2018.
I am merely a cold sore on the herpes-ridden landscape of your face.
Sometimes I despair
Sometimes I have hope
Sometimes I don't know
Sometimes I feel happy
Me: tries to do morning meditation
My phone, my neighbours, the postman, and my charger falling out of the laptop ceasing said meditation video from playing:
I'm listening to Light Years on vinyl
So here's the bad news:
I'm coming for eeeeeveryone,
And I'm coming on strong.
Me realizing I have a recurring monthly subscription that's $200+ and now I'm overdraft -$120
Me realizing I'm poor
Girl I wish I had that problem
My two brain cells trying to figure out what you're implying
I finally got my payslip
I got paid jack shit
Me laughing at the plight of @Monkey Meat until I realize my student debt technically means I have negative tens of thousands of dollars to my name.
I've paid about $15k towards my overall student debt balance of $34k and I STILL owe $32k.
The US Department of Education really won huh?
I can't stop thinking about that tweet "you're not a Gryffindor, you're 30"
My goal is to keep mine deferred until I die.
You see when you do scammery?
My £20,000 in student debt is irrelevant because it was before the Tory government fucked up loan financing.
Feel like I could jump right to the sky,
And just lose myself...
Lose myself inside a DrEeEaAaAaaam
It's probably not customary but I'm writing thankyou cards for the kool pipol at dis skül and all I think of every time I lick an envelope is
My brain reminding me my student debt is £50k and there’s no way I’ll ever pay it back thanks to the interest level
My brain then reminding me it’ll be wiped in under 30 years
How is the guttahboy ratio though?
I understand why the Felonie Martinez thread had to go, but I had a hit post in there!
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