Random Thoughts

I’m a plesiosaursexual.

 

Good luck!

 

I went hiking today and on the drive back I hit a pheasant as I was scream-singing to “California” by Lana Del Rey.

A visceral mess.

 

Stars — They're Just Like Us!

 

Marc Jacobs, whew?

 

I'm wheezing at this. Tess of the d'Urbervilles whomst?

 

I’m going to a Maggie Rogers concert this evening and immediately going from that to a Jax Jones DJ set

 

There were no pizza slices left so I bought an entire pizza instead.

 

I... didn't know sapiosexual was a thing.

 

It's the first day of my new diet.

 

My first week at being back at uni is over and I’m so mentally exhausted. It’s gonna be a long few months

 

Ddd not Bette invoking the hive and getting dragged for it in the comments

 

I’ll never get over this

 

OMG y’all are gonna be shopping GOOD

 

I read this as "a peasant" at first, and legitimately felt no surprise at all.

 

nn if it wasn't for your post I would have kept believing it was a human being.

 

Two pre-teen youths told me I was wearing "gay trousers" and threw a cigarette at my trainers today whilst I innocently leant against the bus stop and listened to 'Nothing in This World'



I guess the license-owning gays won today.