Random Thoughts

Normani releasing anything other than magazine covers

 

I regret googling what a sigmoidoscopy is

 

Nn same sis

Me deciding I would write for a living instead of getting a real job

 

Gays trying to drive

 

Realizing you’ve had no dick in like 7 months because of lockdown

 

Me driving since age 14 because I grew up in the Bible belt but still not really being able to drive because of Homolzheimer's Disease.

 

Me knowing how to drive but now letting my boyfriend drive so I can sleep instead while he drives. Yummy car naps are yummy!

My boyfriend after another drive to the beach while I doze off:

 

I'm actively transitioning to another industry nn.

Might fuck around and become a singer after my recent Mariah listening history. Once I drop my mockups in the Potential New Things is over for you hoes.

 

So it's the young and the old that nod off when inside a moving vehicle.

 

Trying to think of a witty take on the latest meme

 

learning how to do a sigmoidoscopy:

 

Me seeing this post and a further four pages left to read as I catch up and getting excited that mess had ensued only to find out it was the same meme posted over and over.

 

We really still subscribe to the idea that age equals wisdom when that line of thinking was conceived when people usually died at like 30.

 

Kelly Rowland trying to text via excel.

 

Did you miss all the Buzzfeed thinkpieces about it, or ...?

 

A friend has started working with an act I kinda drag.
I now have to keep my mouth shut.