I had a dream last night that I was getting a routine surgery for like something normal, and the doctor came in before and said "while I'm in there I'm gonna work on that ass a bit too... make it a bit fatter"
I low key stan Elin getting the mansion as part of the divorce settlement and then bulldozing it to make her own mansion. Queen.
I'm a faguette who has absolutely no problem driving on a snowy or icy road, but don't make me parallel-park. Or just... park in general.
My first day with my license I went on a midnight joyride in the farmlands with some friends. Stopped at 3-way stop sign, as I'm pulling away I hit a cyclist off their bike as they're crossing the street. Panicked, I go to drive away only to hit a second cyclist off their bike as well. I speed away, my friends in a car behind me confused with the delay, roll down their window, flip them off, and shout "fuck you!!!"
every time i buy something from nasty pig i feel ashamed of myself.... but nevertheless she pigsisted
