Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Laura Vanderbooben, Jul 11, 2018.
It’s true and you should say it
THAT’s history dot wmv
Remember “I would’ve asked for my kidney back”
Did he lie?
The only 22 year old pussy @RJF is allowed to get is MY phussie
P!nk's new hate crime with her daughter bubbled under this week.
I had a dream last night that I was getting a routine surgery for like something normal, and the doctor came in before and said "while I'm in there I'm gonna work on that ass a bit too... make it a bit fatter"
It’s a little tew coincidental for me
ever seen us in the same room?
I low key stan Elin getting the mansion as part of the divorce settlement and then bulldozing it to make her own mansion. Queen.
I’m a bad driver but I’ve never crashed a car.
I’m a bad driver who’s failed his driving test 4 times
I'm a faguette who has absolutely no problem driving on a snowy or icy road, but don't make me parallel-park. Or just... park in general.
I'm a bad babysitter,
Got my boyfriend in the closet
My first day with my license I went on a midnight joyride in the farmlands with some friends. Stopped at 3-way stop sign, as I'm pulling away I hit a cyclist off their bike as they're crossing the street. Panicked, I go to drive away only to hit a second cyclist off their bike as well. I speed away, my friends in a car behind me confused with the delay, roll down their window, flip them off, and shout "fuck you!!!"
every time i buy something from nasty pig i feel ashamed of myself.... but nevertheless she pigsisted
Victoria Monet / Khalid / sg lewis - 'Experience (DJ Koze extended edit)'
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