It took me six times to get my automatic license, I'm not even attempting to get my manual one. I also can't park so I will absolutely park 10 minutes away from where I need to be if it means finding a spot I can just drive into. I'm basically only good at... driving forward ddd.
It took me three times just to pass my theory and then I kept fucking up on lessons, going the wrong way on roundabouts, nearly crashing the car and changing instructors because I didn’t like being shouted at - and then when I did finally pass my theory on guesswork we went into a national lockdown, so I’ve given up on driving all together. I think the universe is telling me that I shouldn’t drive. Beep beep
I was just violently reminded of Barbara Walters saying "I'm quick to check a bitch if she is out of line" to Mariah Carey on national television and frankly it was the best part of my day
When I was getting my photo for my student card at uni I was absolutely this extra. I'm screaming at the Perez Hilton scene I've never seen that before ddd.
I made plans to finally start learning to drive in 2019, but then I had a seizure. By the time I got the OK to try again, Ms. Rona had truly set in and weren't no way I was sitting in somebody's car with them.
I have chapped lips (how? they literally are not existent) so I've been Miley - Bangerz lip balm I had from her concert that I now see expired in 2017
Facebook keeps on reminding that I can set up a fundraiser for my birthday and I would but knowing my luck no one would donate to it
