Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Laura Vanderbooben, Jul 11, 2018.
Get her ass.
My body deciding to wake me up at 7AM on a Saturday but I’m staying in bed for a couple more hours, I will not be forced to wake up early by my organism on my free day.
OK but can I speak to the manager because we need to get this back on Spotify x
It’s giving me 123movies porn game pop up
Man I was talking to earlier this year just liked my insta pic and then sent me a DM
Dunno why we decided to wake and bake and put on Danny Boyle's Sunshine, but here we are.
Might whack on Melancholia next to really ramp up the existential dread
Is there no Jack Harlow General Thirst Thread? Asking for a friend!
It’s 2021 and the orange walk is still a thing that happens in Scotland. Thanks I hate it
Was stopped for a random breath test tonight and because my lung capacity sucks I just couldn't get it right.
The police officer said to me "you're just not blowing hard enough, I'm going to need you to get it on the third go mate". I had to stop myself from replying with "I've literally never been told that before".
That soundtrack is everything. Surface of the Sun?
The half dead mouse that I discovered in the middle of my bedroom floor after being out all day, looking up at me and refusing to move because it's probably full of poison.
Me running down to the back court in my building with the upturned plant pot covered with an electricity bill containing the half dead mouse.
Anyway, it's probably making its way through a seagull's intestinal tract now. RIP to a real one, I guess!
hes so hot im sorry ancestors im sorry
I've got the "ladies and gentlemen (ladies! and! gentlemen!)" from 1,2 Step on a constant recurring loop in my head
I completely get it now, blush emoji.
Love yourselves. Please.
This sudden Jack Harlot obsession is exactly like when you whores were obsessed with Pete Davidson once upon a time. Very unhealthy behaviour. Seek help!
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