Random Thoughts

loading up my VPN on a plane cos Qatar Airways's wifi has blocked this site and I need an outlet from this metal tube while waiting for my gin tonic

 

it's so funny that every 6 months Obama goes to his intern and is like "sweetie wake up, it's time to make me another focused grouped year end list :)"

 

Watching Best in Show and I don't know a better movie

 

WHATSINNANEWCHICKENWRAPS?

CRISPY CHICKEN! FRESH LETTUCE! THREE CHEESES! RANCH DRESSING!
WRAPPED UP IN AAAAAAAA

 

And I thought tortillas only tasted of one thing…flour…bread

 

So hung over from staff holiday party…teachers are all alcoholics

 

My soul left my body

 

Met my boyfriend’s 14 year old niece tonight and she mentioned she’s in band at school and so I said “oh I was in band too when I was your age” and she goes “…when? In the nineteen hundreds?”

Cindy, I’m a skeleton I’m bones.

 

Me, stepping outttttttttttttttt, of the pageeeeeeeeeeeeeee into the sensual world

 

I missed out on a job I'd successfully interviewed for this week because my current team refused to support the secondment AND the funding for the new role fell apart and I still have better luck than Charli XCX.

 

@Square wading into a thread, making one incendiary statement, then leaving

 

Him punching the little hackers when they're at their lowest over SNL... Kinda evil.

 

Jail them.

 

Good morning. I hope everyone has had their High Bias Radio Mix of Breathe by Michelle Branch today.