Random Thoughts

Happy Pride Month! (Sponsored by Raytheon)

 

I’m going to need to change dentists.

Me, sat in the chair about to get a check up IN THE DENTISTS “do you need me to take off my mask?”

him: “it does make things easier, yes”

Mortifying.

 

yes mom

 

Thinking about my partner's last relationship in which they both dressed in Brooks Brothers clothing and never had any sex.

 

Very me trying to pay with pounds in the shop in Majorca and being so mortified that I was half way down the street before I realised I’d forgot the water I’d bought dd

 

Pride is apparently being held in Missoula this weekend, and I am so excited to meet the other 15 gay people in the state of Montana.

 

Betty Who has seen her own shadow, Pride month will be 6 weeks longer this year!

 

Marks tracksuits and/or feather nightmares?

 

This fucking HEAT

 

There's a reason why STAR is in her name. Fossil yet moves like that? Legend behaviour
(The Pokemon, not Madonna, but she moves good too)

 

I took the key of the gate instead of the key to my house when I went out for a run...

 

Be who you are for your priiiiiiiiiiiiide

 

BUT I'LL BE HURTIN' FROM THE

 

Spoiler

 

HOW are there edits like this already oh my god

 

The heat every day at 8am