Not me getting into an uber "ooh, this is lovely, this must be the loveliest uber I've ever been in..." only to find out a mile later that I got in the wrong one.
Weren't no damn tanning oil. You mean to tell me back on Calvary, Jesus shed his bronzer for my sins?
That moment when Wilhelmina Slater returns and calls it the greatest comeback since the resurrection of Jesus Christ. I can't not think about that when I see either the show or Vanessa Williams mentioned.
“A drunk mind speaks an honest heart.” And this drunk mind says Selena Gomez has a better discography than JLo (their songs were playing back to back)
Is anyone else’s iPhone acting bizarre? My Google Chrome most visited pages disappeared, IG keeps crashing, TikTok keeps resetting as if I just downloaded it.