God knew I’d be too powerful if they gave me the ability to do anything other than shitpost on Popjustice while at work.
Not Michelle Branch surprising me with this epic number during her concert while I was hanging out with the man I need to no longer have a crush on.
A quick perusal and is there anything more pathetic than retweeting your own transphobic tweet and still getting less than 10 likes?
It always makes me extremely uncomfortable seeing grown ass men find each other at some corner of the internet and circle jerk about "gender nonsense!!1!" with their single-digit likes. And they're supposed to be a part of our community? A damn shame. We don't want y'all.
Don’t want to jinx it but I guess I got promoted at work? I’d offered to help with some stuff and the managers said she’s going to get me some stuff to train me up as a supervisor. So that’s actually put me in a good mood!