Just knowing that certain new entries will inevitably be insta-banned gives me life. When you remind someone of the rules and they cuss you out without realizing they're talking to a mod, saying something malicious within their first five posts, capitalizing every word of their sentences, using pictures as signatures... The chaos will be sweet and swift; I cherish the day.
It is Tina Turner's birthday today. I propose on lifting up your skirt and straddle up against your nearest and biggest wigs immediately.
Just come and get it let them say what they say cause I'm about to put them all away focus on me fo-fo-focus on me
Why do Uber drivers always hear my British accent and make small talk about soccer Grow up and ask me about Girls Aloud or the Sugababes, both important aspects of British culture x
I still think we should have a section dedicated to Video Games. Just because it’s an eSport doesn’t mean it’s not gay!
Me to creperie lady while she's making my crepe: - ugh the creperie opposite, gross, the guy once smoked a cigarette then made my sandwich without washing his hands or wearing gloves Crepe lady: - um that's my husband
