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Burger King, how are you?
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I’m making a smoothie so I put the fruit in then the milk. I turn around for half a second then suddenly there’s milk everywhere. The bottom of the blender wasn’t secured so two cups of milk just… spilled all over the counter and trickled off the side to the back of the fridge and

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I have a giant ancient mango tree in my yard that has dropped well over 1000 mangos in the last 2 weeks. It’s still loaded to bear… problem?

A wisp of wind makes them hit the roof and you’d swear you were being bombed throughout the night and now the dogs won’t stop eating them which is making them shit every hour on the hour, including thru the night.

I’ve spent a few hours every day picking them up and putting them out front for passerby’s to take them. That is, the ones who didn’t explode on impact on the brick walkway, decking, pool house and breezeway roof. There is sticky mango gore everywhere. Which has also brought hoards of flies, possums, raccoons and rats into the yard, which then causes issues with the dogs who are currently in the throes of IBS.

The daily smoothies aren’t making up for this non-sense.

Sorry, just needed to vent about a silly problem.
 
I have a giant ancient mango tree in my yard that has dropped well over 1000 mangos in the last 2 weeks. It’s still loaded to bear… problem?

A wisp of wind makes them hit the roof and you’d swear you were being bombed throughout the night and now the dogs won’t stop eating them which is making them shit every hour on the hour, including thru the night.

I’ve spent a few hours every day picking them up and putting them out front for passerby’s to take them. That is, the ones who didn’t explode on impact on the brick walkway, decking, pool house and breezeway roof. There is sticky mango gore everywhere. Which has also brought hoards of flies, possums, raccoons and rats into the yard, which then causes issues with the dogs who are currently in the throes of IBS.

The daily smoothies aren’t making up for this non-sense.

Sorry, just needed to vent about a silly problem.
Mmmm mangoes

I'm so sorry babe
 
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I have a giant ancient mango tree in my yard that has dropped well over 1000 mangos in the last 2 weeks. It’s still loaded to bear… problem?

A wisp of wind makes them hit the roof and you’d swear you were being bombed throughout the night and now the dogs won’t stop eating them which is making them shit every hour on the hour, including thru the night.

I’ve spent a few hours every day picking them up and putting them out front for passerby’s to take them. That is, the ones who didn’t explode on impact on the brick walkway, decking, pool house and breezeway roof. There is sticky mango gore everywhere. Which has also brought hoards of flies, possums, raccoons and rats into the yard, which then causes issues with the dogs who are currently in the throes of IBS.

The daily smoothies aren’t making up for this non-sense.

Sorry, just needed to vent about a silly problem.
Sorry about your constantly shitting dogs.
 
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I have a giant ancient mango tree in my yard that has dropped well over 1000 mangos in the last 2 weeks. It’s still loaded to bear… problem?

A wisp of wind makes them hit the roof and you’d swear you were being bombed throughout the night and now the dogs won’t stop eating them which is making them shit every hour on the hour, including thru the night.

I’ve spent a few hours every day picking them up and putting them out front for passerby’s to take them. That is, the ones who didn’t explode on impact on the brick walkway, decking, pool house and breezeway roof. There is sticky mango gore everywhere. Which has also brought hoards of flies, possums, raccoons and rats into the yard, which then causes issues with the dogs who are currently in the throes of IBS.

The daily smoothies aren’t making up for this non-sense.

Sorry, just needed to vent about a silly problem.
What kind of sitcom realness!!! Now I'm craving mango lassi.
 
I have a giant ancient mango tree in my yard that has dropped well over 1000 mangos in the last 2 weeks. It’s still loaded to bear… problem?

A wisp of wind makes them hit the roof and you’d swear you were being bombed throughout the night and now the dogs won’t stop eating them which is making them shit every hour on the hour, including thru the night.

I’ve spent a few hours every day picking them up and putting them out front for passerby’s to take them. That is, the ones who didn’t explode on impact on the brick walkway, decking, pool house and breezeway roof. There is sticky mango gore everywhere. Which has also brought hoards of flies, possums, raccoons and rats into the yard, which then causes issues with the dogs who are currently in the throes of IBS.

The daily smoothies aren’t making up for this non-sense.

Sorry, just needed to vent about a silly problem.

have you tried installing a net underneath the canopy to catch the fruit? Would that help at all? Nn
 
I have a giant ancient mango tree in my yard that has dropped well over 1000 mangos in the last 2 weeks. It’s still loaded to bear… problem?

A wisp of wind makes them hit the roof and you’d swear you were being bombed throughout the night and now the dogs won’t stop eating them which is making them shit every hour on the hour, including thru the night.

I’ve spent a few hours every day picking them up and putting them out front for passerby’s to take them. That is, the ones who didn’t explode on impact on the brick walkway, decking, pool house and breezeway roof. There is sticky mango gore everywhere. Which has also brought hoards of flies, possums, raccoons and rats into the yard, which then causes issues with the dogs who are currently in the throes of IBS.

The daily smoothies aren’t making up for this non-sense.

Sorry, just needed to vent about a silly problem.
The content we deserve in here.
 
I have a giant ancient mango tree in my yard that has dropped well over 1000 mangos in the last 2 weeks. It’s still loaded to bear… problem?

A wisp of wind makes them hit the roof and you’d swear you were being bombed throughout the night and now the dogs won’t stop eating them which is making them shit every hour on the hour, including thru the night.

I’ve spent a few hours every day picking them up and putting them out front for passerby’s to take them. That is, the ones who didn’t explode on impact on the brick walkway, decking, pool house and breezeway roof. There is sticky mango gore everywhere. Which has also brought hoards of flies, possums, raccoons and rats into the yard, which then causes issues with the dogs who are currently in the throes of IBS.

The daily smoothies aren’t making up for this non-sense.

Sorry, just needed to vent about a silly problem.

My favourite episode of Seinfeld is 'The Mango'.

Offer them to Julia Louis Dreyfus?
 
*loads glock*

MC am I, people call me Uff
When I rock the party, you bust a nut
Feadz is breaking out the beat
Shit be hotter than me
Me and he, our crew is a militia
Better watch out, my clan gets vicious
Bad ass bitch, I'm rated X
I'm gifted, ain't gotta sell sex
Cross the beach onto the street
Gotta work hard, no room to cheat
Crunk n' grime, that's my bloodline
Feadz is mixin, Uffie's shoutin'
Uff is bangin', Feadz is bangin'
Time to get low, do the tootsie roll
That's how we do, do it hot
And if you understood, would you
Stop hating and playing hard
I got a loaded bodyguard
Don't make him pull out the glock and pop
Uffie is gonna make this shit rock
Like dough, dough I like
Boys call me when they feel freaky hot
I run this show, you got too slow
Pick up the pace with your cracked out face
Uffie is banging, Feadz is banging
Time to get low
Do the tootsie roll
That's how we do
Do it hot
And if you understood would you
Beat my rhyme if you can
Yeah you talk shit, think I care
My style in this flow is confusing cause you don′t know
Pop the glock
Pop the glock
Pop the glock
Pop the glock
Pop the glock
Pop the glock
Pop the glock
The glock you pop
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