Rants and annoyances

You dragged another user's child.

 

Let me send a daily fact real quick.

 

It was in the Katy Perry thread for crying out loud, anyone in there supporting her is a child in some capacity.

 

Poor Starburst.

 

What a mess.

 

Oh, I'm sorry, Mister Unicorn, did I make a sweeping generalisation that some people might find offensive?

 

Yes, you did. Thank you for apologizing, though.

 

It's not been a pleasant Monday so far. The lady who refused to take her FAKE Louis Vuitton off her shoulder, so it kept hitting me in the face, did not help matters.

I purposely hit her like 5 times getting off the train with my weekender, though.

 

It's more than the homeless got.

 

I'm scared by Off Topic's descent into madness again.

Help.

 

I proper want something carby for dinner, but I don't want to be unhealthy. Life is such a struggle.

 

When the rain starts to fall?

 

Not your best.

 

Not your best.

 

Oh, please. You don't know me and you have no idea how much time, effort and money I've spent to help people in need. Stop trying to turn me into a villain.

 

Have an ice cream sandwich precious.

 

No!

 

Vegetable baton

 

I actually googled vegetable batons... They're just carrot sticks?

 

I feel exposed.

Peppers make a good baton too.