The "not everything has to be a bop" takes have already started on twitter.
But the truth of the matter is... everything has to be a bop.
The "not everything has to be a bop" takes have already started on twitter.
Is it though. Those massage parlour plink plonk beats nnThe instrumental is lovely, but, no offense to Rihanna, this would have been so much better in the hands of a different singer. You need someone with a stronger, more soulful voice to pull a song like this off, her vocals are just not cutting it in the slightest.
Delete this.This is her Shallow, her Stupid Love is coming!
This is her Shallow, her Stupid Love is coming!
You lied.gifWe're in for a treat, I fear.
You lied.gif
I thought you had insider tea ddOkay so I've tried the manifesting thing now and it turns out it isn't for me.
My friend said the instrumental is an iPhone alarm and I can't unhear it.
She has some great songs, actually. Her singles discography is one of the best of the last 20 years in pop music.I get that the long LONG pauses she's been serving for the past decade have somehow pushed her into the stratosphere of mythical cool (and somehow made us tolerate Eminem of all people by proxy), but she's always been, at best, a phenomenally successful but just competent bop maker and an sub-average balladeer. Clown college curriculum, I fear. The absolute downward ride that was everything post-"Rated R", and then the long wait for "ANTI" when we got... that. I know it's a well-loved album here, but to me, felt aimless and like an death knell to her music career. Everything after that... is just a hobby of a make-up mogul. Excited to see what she'll cook up for SuperBowl, but... time for the balloon to pop.