Hello and welcome to the Popjustice Rihanna Videos Rate! Rihanna is an amazing singer [citation needed] with an exceptional videography who has recently delved into the film industry! In the acting world she's best known for her iconic performance in the sci-fi classic Alien and it's many sequels, constantly outshining her co-star Sigourney Weavesnatched. Will Anthony Mandler or Melina Matsoukas win? How many pussy pats does it take to reach the center of a tootsie pop? How many albums will she release before this is over?* Have your say and get all your questions answered! You know the deal; Rate each video I've linked below from 0 (the worst thing you've ever had the displeasure of seeing) to 10 (a cinematic masterpiece, like that of The Godfather or ... Battleship!) Pon de Replay If It's Lovin' that You Want SOS SOS (Nike Version) Unfaithful We Ride Umbrella Shut Up and Drive Hate That I Love You Don't Stop the Music Take a Bow Disturbia Rehab Wait Your Turn Russian Roulette Hard Rude Boy Rockstar 101 Te Amo Only Girl (In the World) What's My Name? S&M California King Bed Man Down Cheers (Drink to That) We Found Love You da One Where Have You Been Diamonds Stay I opted not to include her features/cameos (I know the legendary Roll It would have obliterated the competition far too easily) but if there's any objections or upsets over that, please do tell me! The deadline is June 18th; I look forward to all of your scores, and of course your commentary if you wish to provide it! *The answer would be 2 1/2 if this had been the Beyoncé videos rate. (Sorry Ensnare! <3)
You have said this about every rate going Arroz, yet your contributions bear striking similarities to Rihanna's fifth octave- nonexistent. I expect to see you spilling all the tea this time. I plan on having some fun with this one.
Thank you! Nope, not necessary at all! Just something extra to be added to the reveals if enough people do it.
Rated about half of them so far. A lot aren't stacking up to how I thought they were! Only Girl's editing is more than a little iffy, for example.
Are we pretending Who's That Chick didn't happen? (I know it's technically a collaboration but really...it's a Rihanna song)
I was considering it but chose not to include it since I thought it best to be strictly her own videos. Only two people have submitted so far though, so if y'all really want I could just add it to the list and send them a PM to give it a rating as well.
Plus, which version would you rate? The 'Day' one? The 'Night' one? The one that combines the two, plus David Guetta's massive hooter? So that's how it's going to be, vikeyeol? This thread actually reminded me that I needed to return a friendly PM to you. Now, it shall be a strongly worded, Beyoncé-style handwritten letter, straight to your address. I'm coming for its year anniversary! It shall be a glorious occasion, and we shall speak no more about it. It's on lock-and-key more than information about her upcoming album!
If the Rated R videos don't get the highest average, I'm leaving the forum (don't even think about it!).
