S08E06 - Sixth Auditions

[jordxn]

This just in, gay Welsh maths teacher isn't gay! He has a girlfriend!

A friend of mine in the school he's teaching at here said he told them he had a girlfriend.

That's all irrelevant though because I think his voice is lovely! Not amazing in a showy way like that last fool, but more understated and unique.

 

[benm]

This just in, gay Welsh maths teacher isn't gay! He has a girlfriend!

A friend of mine in the school he's teaching at here said he told them he had a girlfriend.

That's all irrelevant though because I think his voice is lovely! Not amazing in a showy way like that last fool, but more understated and unique.

Seriously - Alert the Vatican call the village elders, Welsh maths teacher is not in the closet and has been inned not outed.

 

[jordxn]

I must admit, despite the fact your taking the piss, I laughed out loud! Nah, I just thought it was interesting given the speculation!

I didn't think much of the auditionees last night. Especially that lady who tried slash 15 years off her age! She wasn't fooling anyone!

 

[RJF]

Unpopular opinion: I think Kelly has the charisma of a rusty spanner, and she's just as superfluous.

 

[TM]

The audience got way too excited when Simon came back for like 2 minutes on Xtra Factor.

 

[Right_Direction]

I can not stand men who wear makeup, its disgusting

Why's it any different to women wearing makeup?

Because makeup is meant for women?

I'm all for stage makeup, goth or whatever, but when you have a man with more make up on than Pamela Anderson on a night out, then there's something not right about that.

 

[earplug]

A spot of makeup is okay to coneal a spot or something. But when makeup is applied to men with a butterknife then it's a different matter.

 

[steste]

The audience got way too excited when Simon came back for like 2 minutes on Xtra Factor.

"We respect Simon's opinion" and all that crap.

 

[Betty]

I had high hopes for this year but it leave's me cold, it is better then last year but its missing the magic it had in 2009.

 

[Right_Direction]

Tulisa was a lot better last night than she has been, Kelly still channeling a drag queen, has more cliches up her sleeve than Louis.

 

[FKarol]

I've only gotten into the UK X factor and I really like it so far! That maths teacher was hot! Should I be watching the xtra factor too? I'm really watching it for Kelly (like I was watching the voice for xtina)

 

[Weezerfan]

That ancient bint who reminded Tulisa of her mum was fuckng AWFUL.

I sincerely hope that when you say 'ancient' you're referring to the age you think she is and not the only she actually gave. But you're right, she was rubbish. Yet more evidence of why Whitney Houston songs should be banned from X Factor once and for all.

I definitely meant the age she claims to be - I'm 29 and she is no way only 2 years older than me!

 

[navytaxi]

Everyone's totally swooning over the wrong John! Not lookswise because it's obvious who wins that, but Maths teacher was a clone of Damien Rice and sounded like he was from the field of Blunt. If you sound like that, sing something NOT in that genre, you sound copycat.

Wilding, on the other hand, picked a song you wouldn't expect and delivered one of the greatest and tightest vocals I can remember from an X Factor audition. Also, his faces have so much improved from the horrid ones he pulled last year, though yes the dancing was still bad.

But vocally, Wilding wins, loved it!

 

[Lisjak101]

Kelly still channeling a drag queen, has more cliches up her sleeve than Louis.

Couldn't have put it any better myself. She's a walking sterotype, and for the most part, pretty insufferable.

 

[Hyp-no-tize]

Everyone's totally swooning over the wrong John! Not lookswise because it's obvious who wins that, but Maths teacher was a clone of Damien Rice and sounded like he was from the field of Blunt. If you sound like that, sing something NOT in that genre, you sound copycat.

Wilding, on the other hand, picked a song you wouldn't expect and delivered one of the greatest and tightest vocals I can remember from an X Factor audition. Also, his faces have so much improved from the horrid ones he pulled last year, though yes the dancing was still bad.

But vocally, Wilding wins, loved it!

John Wilding was every bit as annoying as he was last year and I can't see him going far in this competition. Apart from his screechy vocals, he has zero likeability. I would be surprised if he even makes it to the live shows considering there are far more interesting singers in the boy's category like Lascel and Bradley.

 

[mikejmc5580]

Everyone's totally swooning over the wrong John! Not lookswise because it's obvious who wins that, but Maths teacher was a clone of Damien Rice and sounded like he was from the field of Blunt. If you sound like that, sing something NOT in that genre, you sound copycat.

Absolutely. I sometimes wonder if the panel remember they're judging X Factor and not Stars In Their Eyes.

 

[Hitori]

This just in, gay Welsh maths teacher isn't gay! He has a girlfriend!

A friend of mine in the school he's teaching at here said he told them he had a girlfriend.

Oh yeah. His 'girfriend' was the guy crying during his audition.

 

[Aime]

Kelly still channeling a drag queen, has more cliches up her sleeve than Louis.

Couldn't have put it any better myself. She's a walking sterotype, and for the most part, pretty insufferable.

I thought I was the only one thinking that. Oh well, the music's still good!